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[HarryTiger]

Is he blind?

If the answer to the above is yes, how would "looking" under the bed make any difference?

 

[JuddsABlue]

Is he blind?

If the answer to the above is yes, how would "looking" under the bed make any difference?

no hes not blind

 

[gimp!]

How high was the gap under the bed? If he was a midget he would almost be able to see under there.

 

[Skeeta Olly]

Shaving the legs off the bed to make him think he's shorter?

 

[DevNull]

yes



lol this is very close





Reword this and you've got it

He thought he was taller?

 

[estibador]

Reword this and you've got it

Ok... dude's a jockey or some other profession that relies on him staying small/short.

Bad guy shaves wood off the legs of his bed making him think he's growing, thus threatening his livelihood, thus making him kill himself?

 

[Stocks_go_Up]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[JuddsABlue]

Ok... dude's a jockey or some other profession that relies on him staying small/short.

Bad guy shaves wood off the legs of his bed making him think he's growing, thus threatening his livelihood, thus making him kill himself?

and had he looked under his bed and seen the sawdust, he'd realise he wasnt bigger, his bed was smaller

well that kept some of us busy tonight

 

[crazyman27]

Cannot believe I just wasted 10 minutes reading this thread

 

[Jetta2Goodes]

would of thought shooting himself with a shotgun is a bit of a over - reaction.

Plenty of other professions for short people these days (midget pr0n etc..)

stupid thread

 

[HarryTiger]

Yeah I'm sure if a midget found themselves growing taller they'd want to kill themselves.

I'm personally getting my legs halved so I can enjoy all the benefits of being shorter than everyone else.

 

[JuddsABlue]

I just wanna make it very clear that this story didnt actually happen

No short people were harmed in the making of this thread

 

[estibador]

Plenty of other professions for short people these days (midget pr0n etc..)

And much safer too - unless his nemesis dosed him with rophies first there's no way he could saw anything off to make him think he'd lose his job.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

 

[rossi]

 

[Plugger35]

So Kurt Cobain was a midget?

 

[blues4flag]

Why has this thread scared the crap out of me? Gonna have nightmares tonight, me thinks.

 

[The Passenger]

anyone got a youtube of that family guy ad where they are playing david bowie and mick jagger - dancing in the street and it then cuts to peter griffen and he says bluntly

"that happened, and we let it happen"

i hear a similar parable when i was a kid. the guy who killed himself was the shortest guy in the world and he had a stick which was the height of the second shortest guy in the world. and you can work out how the rest of it guys in relation to this.

 

[Ron]

How on earth could a midget shoot themselves with a shotgun? The gun would be bigger than they are.

 

[SugarShane]

How on earth could a midget shoot themselves with a shotgun? The gun would be bigger than they are.

The recoil would be hilarious.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

How on earth could a midget shoot themselves with a shotgun? The gun would be bigger than they are.

It involves string and an elaborate pulley system.

 

[Dreambomber]

/facepalm

 

[crazyman27]

I've got a better one:

A man is at a diving pool.
He decides to jump off the 5-metre board and dies.
If he had chosen to go off the 3-metre board he would've survived.

Why is this?

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Different pool for different boards.

 

[BarneyBent]

I've got a better one:

A man is at a diving pool.
He decides to jump off the 5-metre board and dies.
If he had chosen to go off the 3-metre board he would've survived.

Why is this?

The pool is empty. Jumping off the 3-metre board would only have injured him, not killed him.