Game Day Worst Coke vs CarltOOn BlOOpers

[Elmer_Hauser]

Backfire - Roses are Red, This Year's Premiers will be wearing Navy Blue

And Sam Kerr is Australia's most beloved super girl #CupidElmer

www.bigfooty.com

I wa right about Sam Kerr. She is a doll x

 

[springvale_mackers]

This bloke is pure nuff as a poster but is pretty much astute as a punter

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Look at the time and date of that OP

Looks like the 2025 flag is back on the menu

Is that recent enough for ya Elmer_Hauser ??

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Eagles probably need Both Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

26

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

Compo and a Priority Pick, as well as their trade package for Harley Reid.

They are facing another 10-15 plus years in the footy oblivion (at least) otherwise

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Is that recent enough for ya Elmer_Hauser ??

I don't expect us to play finals this year with all our injuries fwiw. I am not delusional enough to take this ass whipping over an absolute rabble to think we are back.

 

[V23]

Is that recent enough for ya Elmer_Hauser ??

Thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Drunk =yes
Winning =YES
Rehearsal for when harley arrives =yes
Goodnight finals bound Carlton =yes

 

[Plugger35]

Worst Coast are coming!!!

 

[JoseMourinho]

oh no - the carltoning

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I don't expect us to play finals this year with all our injuries fwiw. I am not delusional enough to take this ass whipping over an absolute rabble to think we are back.

I didn’t mention you at all

Thatsthejoke.jpg

No shit, Shirley

 

[WA ROO]

Why are we seeing more of the outside of the stadium than the football?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Mofra Carlton got rid of Matt Kennedy so George Hewett

29

George Hewett

Age

29

Ht

187cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.7

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

10.3

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

3.3

5star

D

13.8

3star

K

4.8

2star

HB

9.0

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.2

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

0.4

3star

can flourish and star, especially in conditions like this (utter bog and no Sam Walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

)

I really like guy but please cease and desist from saying Carlton fudged up by trading Bam Bam, cause that's a false narrative

 

[Big Delut]

Cincotta reminds me of Paul 'Molly' Meldrum in many ways.

Should have been playing all year

He was unavailable until very recently due to hip surgery

 

[Purple Suit]

Why are we seeing more of the outside of the stadium than the football?

Have you seen the standard of the football!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

He was unavailable until very recently due to hip surgery

Ah okay didn't know thanks.

Great to have another Bagger on the Bay

 

[Mofra]

Mofra Carlton got rid of Matt Kennedy so George Hewett can flourish and star, especially in conditions like this (utter bog and no Sam Walsh)

I really like guy but please cease and desist from saying Carlton fudged up by trading Bam Bam, cause that's a false narrative

Quotes or STFU

 

[WA ROO]

Have you seen the standard of the football!

Similar to last night

 

[jannissary]

how many of you are actually watching this

 

[Purple Suit]

Similar to last night

A lot more pressure last night, this is a training run.

 

[Wosh]

how many of you are actually watching this

Unfortunately yes

 

[StackedHunch]

Mofra Carlton got rid of Matt Kennedy so George Hewett can flourish and star, especially in conditions like this (utter bog and no Sam Walsh)

I really like guy but please cease and desist from saying Carlton fudged up by trading Bam Bam, cause that's a false narrative

You have a 100% failure rate when trading away players surnamed Kennedy this century. Not looking like a good trade.

 

[Purple Suit]

You have a 100% failure rate when trading away players surnamed Kennedy this century. Not looking like a good trade.

So do Hawthorn, just not twice

 

[StackedHunch]

So do Hawthorn, just not twice

We were setting free a second tier mid, so doesn't count!

 

[springvale_mackers]

Eagles really missing Tim Kelly

11

Tim Kelly

Age

31

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.6

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

4.0

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

19.9

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

7.6

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.7

5star

CL

3.6

4star

D

21.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

3.8

5star

today. He could have been the difference if he was available for selection.

 

[StackedHunch]

Eagles also aping Foldroy's tedious music between goals...ugh.

Think it's now a case of counting the teams that don't.