Roast Worst Football Memorabilia

[Supreme_Chancellor]

As a younger North supporter, most of the memorabilia I have was passed down my by Father and Grandfather (R.I.P to both).
Most of these items are quite nice like a footy record from the '96 Grand Final or a Footy Card signed by a Legend etc.

Then there are those bits of memorabilia I have that absolutely no North Supporter would want to be seen dead with, but I figured it would be fun to share and see what everyone else has.

I present Exhibit A: My Fathers ticket to the infamous 1998 AFL Grand Final

 

[koshari]

 

[SpiderBurton22]

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Who the fLIck is that?

 

[Flawed Genius]

Who the fLIck is that?

Pretty clearly Brady Rawlings, who should be suing the makers for defamation.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Pretty clearly Brady Rawlings, who should be suing the makers for defamation.

I was thinking maybe, Lachie Hansen when he had a beard.

 

[Heaps of fun]

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Haha I've got one of those.

 

[koshari]

Haha I've got one of those.

sadly so have i!

 

[roos_fanatic08]

I have a signed playing card from 1998 from none other than Brett Chandler.

 

[koshari]

the ben brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

merch is pretty ordinary as well,

 

[SpiderBurton22]

I have a signed playing card from 1998 for none other than Brett Chandler.

Loved Brett. Tough little nut.

 

[Gasometer]

Wat is 1998 thingo

 

[ToxicMegaPunts]

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Is that a life-size Boomer Harvey?

 

[Bertie22]

Loved Brett. Tough little nut.

Agree. Could have been something but a bad injury (broken leg?) curtailed his career.

 

[Ashley B]

I have 3 of these , the notorious JHF number 1 draft pick signed guernsey. Ironically, signed it like he had never held a pen before lol

 

[Roostorm]

I have 3 of these , the notorious JHF number 1 draft pick signed guernsey. Ironically, signed it like he had never held a pen before lolView attachment 1914991

What an earth would you do with that now….knowing how much they went for……maybe trade for the ole packet of twistes….the signature sounds shocking…on reflection probably the most he’s ever had to write….he certainly screwed many people over….l just feel sorry for something you purchased (and l considered) on the wave of possibilities turned out to be …..meh …

 

[Ashley B]

Will go into storage with my other North memorabilia

 

[FlyHigh18]

 

[Twinkletoes]

My 2008 signed Ben Davies jumper. What an investment!

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

I own the door to Glenn Archer’s bathroom.

 

[Hojuman]

I own the door to Glenn Archer’s bathroom.

Think GiantRoo has the video.

 

[Gasometer]

I have Simpkin badges from the past 3 years

Photo appears to be exactly the same

Pleasingly they change the background to announce that it’s this years new badge

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I saw a Lachie Young

17

Lachie Young

Age

25

Ht

189cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.5

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

220.3

3star

D

9.0

2star

K

5.5

2star

HB

3.5

2star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

3star

MG

210.0

3star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

4star

MG

219.6

4star

badge at the Roo shop. I had $60 in vouchers but I passed up on the opportunity. I wonder if it would have been worth the investment as a "one of a kind"?

 

[marklovesbeer]

Does this count…

 

[Ashley B]

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Yes have some of these they can go with all the other JHF items. Trying to find that David Noble coach badge another doozy

 

[Ligma]

I saw a Lachie Young badge at the Roo shop. I had $60 in vouchers but I passed up on the opportunity. I wonder if it would have been worth the investment as a "one of a kind"?

I have that