Roast Worst Football Memorabilia

[tales129]

How about this one a bit easier View attachment 1915678

Benny speight!

 

[Ashley B]

Gysberts

How about this one

 

[tales129]

How about this one View attachment 1916462

Tom curran

 

[Ashley B]

Tom curran

A more difficult one here

 

[dirtybird]

Somewhere in a parallel universe my flag is relevant.

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

A more difficult one here View attachment 1916477

Brad Mangan?

 

[Ashley B]

Brad Mangan?

Another difficult one here

 

[gokangas]

Open to offers on my very rare, in high demand, Eddie Sansbury autographed jumper. Serious bids only please.

 

[Bertie22]

Another difficult one here View attachment 1918197

Ben Mabon!

 

[Ashley B]

Ben Mabon!

Next one

 

[Grossy Morrell]

Love this thread.

I have a Wayne Carey Select card signed by Trent Nichols circa 1995.

Trent was happen to put his signature on the King’s card at a practice match in Tatura.

 

[apollo_creed]

I thought this thread was about something else. What I thought was that it was in reference to 70% of the club merchandise looking crap/appearing to be designed by someone with no expertise/experience. A couple of decent t-shirts in recent years and there was a puffer jacket that wasn't too bad (dark blue) last year but very little that appeals to anyone with even a shred of fashion sense. The merchandise is always about 10 years behind in design.

The club hats always nearly always look crap as well. Just copy the Yankees formula, good quality/size hat - a simple logo.

 

[Arthur Cloke]

I've actually got a Gray Nicholls Dyna-Drive signed by Neale Armstrong. It's all I had with me when I bumped into him at a Dunkin Donuts in down-town Albuquerque in the early '90's. Seemed like a ripping fella. I studied Physics in year 12 so I was able to have a good chat to him about the importance of gravity & friction. He was intrigued by my 5 Star English Willow so I showed him my full range of strokes. He blinked feverishly and said, "Man. I don't know what sport you're playing, but you're obviously good at it." I then played him some of my 12th Man cassette. He seemed very confused, although he was in hysterics regarding Peanut Butter Jars. I'll never forget it. It seemed so real.

 

[Ashley B]

Fk that was funny Arthur . Incidentally not North related but been awarded a Veteran bigfooty badge. Not sure if that’s good or bad lol

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Fk that was funny Arthur . Incidentally not North related but been awarded a Veteran bigfooty badge. Not sure if that’s good or bad lol

I too saw that I received a V badge, I didn't know what it meant, just assumed it was V for virgin.

 

[Ashley B]

I too saw that I received a V badge, I didn't know what it meant, just assumed it was V for virgin.

Unfortunately no Premierships while on here. Could be worse , could barrack for the Saints and have never seen a Premiership. Little wonder they are easily agitated.They are loyal though, give them that.

 

[Ashley B]

Next one View attachment 1918229

Anyone know who this is ?

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Anyone know who this is ?

Yep. Oscar Junker

 

[Ashley B]

Yep. Oscar Junker

Who’s this one Spider

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Who’s this one SpiderView attachment 1921126

Not sure, Matthew Scott?

 

[Liam Boy]

ben mckinley

Ben Mckinley

Age

37

Ht

185cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.4

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

G

3.0

5star

?

 

[Ashley B]

This one’s a trickier one, number a bit of a give away

 

[Whippet1]

Crikey, I wonder if I still have the cardboard Mick Martin face anywhere?

They were handed out outside the G but rapidly confiscated by the narcs inside the stadium as they might have been used as weapons, however I, like many other I suspect, was able to conceal mine and smuggle it out.

Update: My wife says she threw it out years ago when she found it in our filing cabinet.

What was it filed under?

 

[Nate7]

Joel Perry

Joel Perry

Age

38

Ht

196cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

0.0

1star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.0

1star

?

 

[Ashley B]

Joel Perry?

Nice guess , but incorrect Nate, didn’t play seniors from memory.