Opinion Worst Haircut Ever - AFL Edition

[SpudsLoveChild]

Maybe I'm getting old, but geez some of our players have had some shocking haircuts.
Which got me thinking, which is the worst haircut ever sported by a player to pull on the yellow and black?

If we get enough contenders, I reckon we need a poll to sort this out once and for all.

Here are a few nominations.

 

[Equus]

mcuzzy

 

[mcuzzy]

Deledio's hair only looks bad in hindsight (which is why I won't include people like Campbell, Daffy, Richo and the Gales), at the time it was considered cool. Can say the same about his long black hair, at the time it didn't look bad. He does look pretty ordinary whenever he shaves it, he just looks too ape-like (no racist) to pull that kind of cut off.

I think Martin's current cut is pretty dreadful. It would look alright if it was all the same length as it is at the back, but alas, it looks like his dad and his mates got pissed and cut it with a steak knife. His hair when he was first drafted looked cool

Nason's hair was pretty shit:

Vickery was born with a shit haircut and will die with a shit haircut:

Some people suit long hair or can get away with having it, Jake Batchelor is not one of those people.

I'm not sure if I should include Gaspar, because it's sort of iconic, like Maric's.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

Deledio's hair only looks bad in hindsight (which is why I won't include people like Campbell, Daffy, Richo and the Gales), at the time it was considered cool. Can say the same about his long black hair, at the time it didn't look bad. He does look pretty ordinary whenever he shaves it, he just looks too ape-like (no racist) to pull that kind of cut off.

I think Martin's current cut is pretty dreadful. It would look alright if it was all the same length as it is at the back, but alas, it looks like his dad and his mates got pissed and cut it with a steak knife. His hair when he was first drafted looked cool

Nason's hair was pretty shit:

Vickery was born with a shit haircut and will die with a shit haircut:

Some people suit long hair or can get away with having it, Jake Batchelor is not one of those people.

I'm not sure if I should include Gaspar, because it's sort of iconic, like Maric's.

Some awful cuts in there..but Lids haircut was a shocker even when he had it.

 

[mcuzzy]

Some awful cuts in there..but Lids haircut was a shocker even when he had it.

Only if you were over the age of about 30.

 

[Equus]

Lids haircut was reminiscent of the mid 2000's. That trend has since faded a long long time ago.

 

[Equus]

JR hair ain't bad in that picture. I still see that hairstyle being worn by a few people.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

JR hair ain't bad in that picture. I still see that hairstyle being worn by a few people.

Dimma got it right when he said he looked like a llama.

 

[Tiger71]

tigs2010 we need your input. We all know you have posters of lids and tyrone on your wall and would be interested in your opinions of there hair. I also believe, with you studying at the Ponds institute with a focus on cutting mens hair, your insight will be valuable,

 

[RichoLedio]

tigs2010 we need your input. We all know you have posters of lids and tyrone on your wall and would be interested in your opinions of there hair. I also believe, with you studying at the Ponds institute with a focus on cutting mens hair, your insight will be valuable,

If we're going by posters on walls we should really see what Shiel thinks

 

[Frustrated Tiger]

 

[Equus]

I think it's fair to say long hair is awful unless you're a famous drummer or something.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

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**** me. That's awful.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Andrew Browne's hair didn't do him many favours IMO.

 

[tigs2010]

 

[Equus]

Andrew Browne's hair didn't do him many favours IMO.

I think it's the red colour in general...

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Has to be said that Angus 'The Goose' Graham's hair does suit him.

Doesn't look like there is much going on inside his head either...

 

[RichoLedio]

Even Chocco would agree with this nomination

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

Has to be said that Angus 'The Goose' Graham's hair does suit him.

Doesn't look like there is much going on inside his head either...

That shot..looks like he's auditioning for Dumb and Dumber 3.

Even Chocco would agree with this nomination

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Is that thing on top of his head alive?

 

[RichoLedio]

That shot..looks like he's auditioning for Dumb and Dumber 3.

Is that thing on top of his head alive?

I believe it was originally, but at some point it died up there

 

[Equus]

It's a kiwi bird screaming for help if you look closely.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

It's a kiwi bird screaming for help if you look closely.

Either that or a tribble.

 

[Frustrated Tiger]

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They look a little similar. ..

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

There must be some peeps out there that remember classics from the 80's and 90's.

 

[DontArgue4]

Not afl but I love this one....