Would you rather...

[Barabbas]

The would you rather thread.

It's all about 2 tough options, there are no winners, the best way to do this is to just pick an answer from the previous post's question, then write your own. Keep it creative. I'll go first.


Would you rather,

Have functional genitalia as part of your face, or none at all?

 

[thehoff]

The would you rather thread.

It's all about 2 tough options, there are no winners, the best way to do this is to just pick an answer from the previous post's question, then write your own. Keep it creative. I'll go first.


Would you rather,

Have functional genitalia as part of your face, or none at all?

None at all.....

Here's a fair one.

Would you rather sleep with your Mum or Dad?

 

[haywood jablome]

None at all.....

Here's a fair one.

Would you rather sleep with your Mum or Dad?

Thats a negative on all counts ghost rider.

 

[Barabbas]

None at all.....

Here's a fair one.

Would you rather sleep with your Mum or Dad?

What a thread killer

Would you rather sleep with your Mum, or, go for hawthorn?

 

[lachlan24]

Hawthorn mate. Although it hurts to say that

 

[SJ]

Would you rather Geelong came 2nd, or last?

If you said 2nd, would you rather Geelong came 2nd, or 15th?

 

[Shell]

Last or 15th for me (positive from that at least are draft picks)

Losing a GF is horrible and I never want to go thru that again..

 

[a.f.k.a.y.o.p.]

Thats a negative on all counts ghost rider.

The pattern is full???

 

[winty]

Would you rather Geelong thrash Collingwood by 100 points in a few weeks time, or by a point after Ling goals after the siren as a result of a Buckley free kick and 50m penalty?

 

[Slick Dog Johnson]

Without a doubt in the world the Ling goal. Even better if it was from a softie.

 

[thejester]

Would you rather Geelong thrash Collingwood by 100 points in a few weeks time, or by a point after Ling goals after the siren as a result of a Buckley free kick and 50m penalty?

Ling goal. Every time.

 

[Copernicus]

Ling goal. Every time.

Ditto.

Be nice if it was in a GF, too

 

[Solstice Raver]

Would you rather Geelong thrash Collingwood by 100 points in a few weeks time, or by a point after Ling goals after the siren as a result of a Buckley free kick and 50m penalty?

There is nothing sweeter in the world than beating Collingwood by a point.

Would you rather have no eyesight and (hear) Geelong win a premiership or have full eyesight and never see Geelong win a flag?

 

[Barabbas]

There is nothing sweeter in the world than beating Collingwood by a point.

Would you rather have no eyesight and (hear) Geelong win a premiership or have full eyesight and never see Geelong win a flag?

Aren't they the same thing? Either way you still don't get to see Geelong win.

Would you rather, Cut off your own foot with a kitchen knife and Geelong win the premiership, or, they lose to Hawthorn by 100 points and keep your foot.

 

[Kittenish]

Aren't they the same thing? Either way you still don't get to see Geelong win.

Would you rather, Cut off your own foot with a kitchen knife and Geelong win the premiership, or, they lose to Hawthorn by 100 points and keep your foot.

I rather like my feet. But i might do it if i got anethesia (how do you spell that anyways?).

Would you rather see Linga walking down the main road naked or have to sit in the middle of the Hawthorn Cheer squad when they're 60 points up in a GF?

 

[rizzo]

I rather like my feet. But i might do it if i got anethesia (how do you spell that anyways?).

Would you rather see Linga walking down the main road naked or have to sit in the middle of the Hawthorn Cheer squad when they're 60 points up in a GF?

Ill take the linger option... Only because i sat in the middle of the dawks cheer squad when we did win by 60 points. It was a mothersday match a few years ago

 

[Copernicus]

I rather like my feet. But i might do it if i got anethesia (how do you spell that anyways?).

Would you rather see Linga walking down the main road naked or have to sit in the middle of the Hawthorn Cheer squad when they're 60 points up in a GF?

Definitely the former. As painful as it would be, nothing could compare to the sheer torment of the latter.

 

[CF]

let's try and keep it clean everyone.

 

[Stripey PJs]

let's try and keep it clean everyone.

My humble apologies.

Which would you prefer, a) visiting fishbowl's grandmother for afternoon tea, or b) giving Pav_for_AA a foot massage.

 

[fugsy]

My humble apologies.

Which would you prefer, a) visiting fishbowl's grandmother for afternoon tea, or b) giving Pav_for_AA a foot massage.

Providing fishbowl's grandmother took out her falsies...

Would you rather go to a JT concert with Gary Ablett Jr or colonically irrigate my year 10 english teacher's llama farm inhabitants...he looked like a garden gnome if that helps...

 

[haywood jablome]

Providing fishbowl's grandmother took out her falsies...

Would you rather go to a JT concert with Gary Ablett Jr or colonically irrigate my year 10 english teacher's llama farm inhabitants...he looked like a garden gnome if that helps...

Concert with Gary and pickup chicks
Would you rather be Cameron Ling or Kent Kingsley

 

[Hairy Cat Mooney]

KK is rich but I would rather be Ling because I would get to play for Geelong Also i would not be a dud.

 

[thehoff]

If you had too.

Would you rather fight a Grizzly Bear or a Crocodile in Water?

 

[fugsy]

Grizzly Bear...they can get rattled alot more easily and more chance of them getting uneasy and running off...or so Discovery tells me.

Would you rather have three arms or one leg?

 

[Barabbas]

Grizzly Bear...they can get rattled alot more easily and more chance of them getting uneasy and running off...or so Discovery tells me.

Would you rather have three arms or one leg?

3 arms for sure, then I'd find that one legged guy and punch on.

Would you rather a beak instead of a mouth or hooves instead of hands.