WWE Raw

[AsianWithAFro]

Raw Episdoe 4 Sacramento, California

Public Address by Hector Chill

Hello everybody and viewers at home. I apologies for how the Royal Rumble finished last night. It was meant to be a night of prestige but as witnessed last night in Las Vegas, Nevada things didn’t quite go to plan. You see Humungo, Flair and Ladies Man think that they can do whatever they wantswhenever they want but that is not case. So tonight I’ve decided to punish Flair and Humngo for their actions. Tonight TJ Master will go one on one against Ric Flair but for tonight’s main event Humungo has his hands full. He’ll be going one on one against the WWE Champion, HHH. Oh by the way Ladies Man I haven’t forgotten you either so you’re next.

J.R: Hello I am Jim Ross and with is my broadcast partner Jerry “ The King” Lawler and what a night it was last night is Las Vegas, Nevada.

King: That’s right J.R it great to see what I think will become one of the dominant factions of all time The Hybrids make an impact.

J.R: King how could you say that the night was going great until those jerks showed up.

King: Well sorry Mr Grumpy just because goodies didn’t prevail last night doesn’t give you the right to moan and groan about it.

J.R: Well King I think in our countries constitution we have freedom of speech. Am I right King?

King: Well yes but…

J.R: Hmmmph enough said lets start the show. Our first match is between Matt Powers vs Chris Nowinski.

Match 1 Matt Powers vs Chris Nowinski

Chris Nowinski makes his way down to the ring holding a dictionary in one hand. The fans boo Nowinski but he just smirks as his walks towards the ring. Nowinski grabs the microphone of Lillian.

Nowinski: SHUT UP!!! All of you and listen. I am the only Harvard graduate to ever wrestle in the WWE. Do you know what that means? That means I am the most smartest wrestler in the whole company. Let me enlighten you Did You Know in….

Matt Powers music hit and the crowd cheer. Matt Powers comes out with the look on his face that his not the one to be stuffed around with. Matt Powers entrance music is “Champion by Grinspoon”. Powers climbs over the top rope and briefly stares down Nowinski and begins to lay into him.

Match Overview: The match is over in about 3-4 minutes. The winner is unsurprisingly Matt Powers. Match could have been shorter but Powers decided to punish Nowinski. Nowinski never had a chance as Powers lead at every occasion.
Powers showed off his brute strengths with military presses and power slams. The match concluded with a brutal Jackknife Powebomb called “The Power Of One”

Interview Space with Colin Colon

Coach: Hello I am the coach and with me in interview space is Colin Colon. So Colin what’s the difference between Smackdown and Raw?

Colon: Well Coach Smackdown! Was unwelcoming and I had no friends but in Raw I’ve made lots of friend especially my best friend in whole wide world, Diamond Brett Healy.

Coach: Yes speaking of Healy his in a match tonight against Sylvian Grenier is there anything you want to say to him before his match tonight.

Colon: Well there is something I want to say to Brett. Brett I want wish you good luck tonight in your match tonight. Also I think you’re very special and I love you you’re my best friend.

Coach: Coach stares at Colon with raised eye brows umm… thank you for your time.


J.R: Healy vs Grenier is next!

AD Break

Match 2 Diamond Brett Healy vs Sylvian Grenier

Diamond Brett Healy and he gets a good response. The crowd is split 50/50 on him as there are both boos and cheers all seemingly mixed together. Healy comes out to the song “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC”. Healy comes into the ring and waits for his opponent. Grenier comes out to his cheesy french song. With him his waving a French Flag. Grenier slowly makes inot the ring lapping the heat from the fans.

Match Overview: An interesting match as both wrestlers are renowned for fighting dirty but this match was an exception. The match was a rather entertaining one with no signs of it showing a majority winner. The crowd were thoroughly involved in the match and through the match participated with chants such as USA and Where’s You Poodle. The match concluded when Healy hit Grenier with the Diamon Cutter.

King: Man J.R I can’t wait till these 2 teams meet up in the ring together.

J.R: Same here King the wrestlers on both are supreme athletes and true competitors. Colin Colon and Diamond Brett Healy have a tag team title match clause so who knows when they want to use it.

King: Well I hope it’s very soon and I just can’t wait.

J.R: Well I can’t wait for I either! Will be back in a sec

AD Break

Backstage Segment Matty Morrow, Reedy w/ Lita

The 3 superstars are talking to each other and are walking backstage. Morrow spots something in the corner of his eye. It’s ARNY!!! All 3 superstars rush over to help.

Morrow: ARNY!!! can you hear me? Can you hear me ARNY!!!

Reedy: Lita go get some help Lita runs off to find the paramedics

While Morrow attends to ARNY!!! Reedy finds a note nearby

Reedy: Hey Morrow I found I note. It says, “who’s the most dominant now”

Morrow: Ok than what does it say than

Reedy: It says, “who’s the more dominant now”

The paramedics show up and begin working on ARNY!!!

King: J.R I am shocked who do you reckon took out ARNY!!!

J.R: I am unsure King but who ever did it certainly wanted to send a message to the Raw roster. I just hope that ARNY!!! is alright.

King: yeah same here no one deserves to assaulted like that. Anyways Ric Flair vs TJ Master is next!

 

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Match 3 Ric Flair vs TJ Master

Ric Flair comes out and the crowd boos. Flair strolls down to the ring. Flair takes his robe off and lays it next on the nearby ring post. Flair walks into the ring and waits for TJ. TJ’s music hits and the crowd replay with a raucous cheer for there hero. TJ wastes no time as he runs down towards the ring and begins assaulting Ric Flair.

Match Overview: One word to describe this match and that is desire. As expected the match wouldn’t be a fair one but it didn’t bother TJ though. The match was very competitive with Flair working on the lower back of TJ which got injured at the Royal Rumble while TJ Master was avoiding grapples by using his speed and intuition to keep competitive. The match was in TJ’s favor until Ladies Man made it down to the ring wielding a steel chair. As soon as Ladies Man climbing upon the apron TJ dropkicked the chair in Ladies Man face which sent him flying. TJ than purely focused on Flair and eventually hit his finisher the TJ Driver.

King: Wow if that match was that exciting who knows how big tonight’s main event will be.

J.R: I was wondering the same thing, my friend and we won’t have to worry anymore as the main event is closer than ever now. Well be back after these messages.

AD Break

Main Event John Humungo vs HHH (non-title match)

John Humungo comes the crowd boos passionately and all over the arena there signs saying “WHY HUMUNGO WHY?” Humungo comes out to his new entrance music “Famous by Puddle Of Mudd” Humungo yells out trash talk to the camera and than makes his way into the ring. HHH music hits and there is a mixed reaction possibly more cheers than boos but more likely to be 50/50. HHH has a very enranged look on his face. HHH makes his way into the ring and quickly approaches HHH. Humungo spits in HHH face and the match is on!

Match Overview: What thought that would become a good match ended up a no contest. Things were going great as both superstars truly showed ruthlessness towards each other. The match was very untempo but that add to the tension of the match. Instead of just Ladies Man interring in the match Flair joined in the brigade. The 3 superstars yet again assaulted Flair but than a savior came. TJ Master rushed down the ring and clean out the ring. TJ than helps up HHH who is unaware what TJ has done. HHH than pushes away TJ and walks away from the ring.

King: J.R you got ask yourself can anyone stop The Hybrids?

J.R: I absolutely no idea maybe there is a hope and maybe there isn’t it’s to hard to say. Anyways that’s it for tonight on behalf of Raw we thank you for tuning in Good Night Everbody!

 

[wasupwidat]

who bashed ARNY!!!
probly some cheap shot
ARNY!!! angry now

 

[Kerrby]

Nice write-up, I say we fire TJ Master .

 

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WWE.com Exclusively

It has been announced that ECW will make it's return to prime time this wednesday. T-Can (RvD), Pumba, Bradshaw, Matt Thorp and Spike Dudley have all opted to go to ECW. T-Can spoke on the behalf of the 5 wrestlers. "We [bradshaw, pumba, dudley and thorp] were not being used properly on Raw so we decided to jump ship onto an imposing brand. We'll be happy to start a new career on ECW to lengthen our careers in this buiness". Tune in this Wednesday to see the premiere of ECW.

 

[Kerrby]

Actually it will be the week after, Rick gets back this Friday so I need a bit more than 5 wrestlers .

 

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Raw Episode 5 Portland, Oregon

J.R: Hello this good old J.R and tonight we have an awesome set of matches for you

King: That’s right and we’re here in Portland, Oregon where the fans are as hardcore as they come.

J.R: Your not wrong king these fans go crazy every time we come here. Anyway tonight’s Main Event is Ladies Man vs Matt Powers opening match is between Shaniqua and Gail Kim

Match 1 Shaniqua v Gail Kim

Shaniqua makes her way down to the ring and snarls at the fans. The Amazon walks down to the ring and awaits her opponent. Gail Kim comes down and gets good reception. Gail Kim absorbs the much-appreciated cheers from the fans. Kim climbs the top rope and taunts but is dragged down by Shaniqua who begins pummeling her.

Match Overview: Shaniqua dominated through out the contest leaving Gail Kim no chance to fight back. Shaniqua absolutely squashed her punishing her for about 2 minutes. Shaniqua finished the match by making Gail Kim tap out of a Torture Rack.
After the match Shaniqua grabbed a mic.

Shaniqua: “Lita I want a title shot at No Way Out ! Next week I challenge you to a match next week. If I win I get to pick the match’s stipulation if I lose you get to pick it’s simple. I’ll looking forward from hearing from you” Shaniqua than leaves the ring.

King: Who she’s scary wouldn’t want to be locked in a room with her

J.R: I’d have to agree with you King. She’s dominant and everywhere she goes she leaves a path of destruction

King: I feel so sorry about Lita I wonder what will happen next week?

Ad Break

Interview Space with Kurt Angle

Coachman: Hello the Coach here tonight I have with me the Intercontinental Champion, Kurt Angle. So Angle who is the number one contender for your title.

Angle: Well Booker T will get his rematch at No Way Out but I am always on the look out for potential contenders. If you impress me in the ring I’ll grant you a title shot. I am man who likes challenge and faces his adversity head on so I am willing to verse anyone.

Coachman: That’s a very bold statement of you I bet a lot of superstars will try to impress you now.

Angle: Pfft impress they don’t have to you must be born to wear the gold and that’s what I am looking for.

Coachman: well that’s all we have time for next week Ron Simmons will join us in Interview Space.

J.R: Here comes our 2nd match this evening. It is going to be Orlando Jordan & Ron Simmons vs Matty Morrow & Reedy. It set be a slobber knocker of a match.

Match 2 Orlando Jordan & Ron Simmons vs Matty Morrow & Reedy

Ron Simmons & Orlando Jordan come out and it appears that they are wearing the same sashes as The Nation Of Domination did in the “Attitude Era”. There music playing is the Nation of Domination song but it’s a metal version. The crowd don’t know whether to boo or cheer them. Simmons and Jordan make there way to the ring. Simmons asks for a mic and gets one

Ron Simmons: We are the Nation of Domination and we have reformed. We’re here to stop black prejudice in the WWE. White boys get more opportunities than us fellow’s. We need to fight against this oppression and prove that ebony is better than ivory. Black Power!!! (Simmons and Jordan hold one arm up)

Matty Morrow & Reedy come out to “Ready to Fall by Rise Against”. The crowd cheer as Morrow and Reedy make gestures towards the crowd. The 2 teams are in the ring. Morrow & Jordan decide to start the match. At ringside are Vitamin C (Colin Colon & Diamond Brett Healy)

Match Overview: This match was a match filled with contrasts. Simmons & Jordan wanted to keep the match at a slow pace with roughneck submissions and gut-busting slams. Morrow & Reedy wanted to keep the match fast pace and high risk. These 2 tempos swung back in forth making it a very interesting contest. Highlights of the match included a double plancha from Morrow & Reedy that took out Simmons & Jordan as well as a bonecrushing powebomb off the top rope from Simmons delivered to Reedy. Vitamin C watched very closely to see who would be potential contenders for the Word Tag Team Titles although they aren’t the champions. This left the 2 partners to take important foot notes about there tag team competitors. Eventually the match did in end when Simmons delivered the “Dominator” onto the unfortunate Matty Morow. After the match Vitamin C and Simmons & Jordan stared each other down.

King: That was an excellent match looks like the tag team division is heating up.

J.R: Damn right it is you never know who’s going to be on your case. I am looking forward to see how this pans out in the tag team division. Still to come tonight Chris Nowinski vs A mystery opponent and our Main-Event Ladies Man vs Matt Powers.

Ad Break

J.R: Hello Welcome back everybody. Now I know a lot of you saw what happened to ARNY!!! Last week but it is still unknown who left him unconscious. Now at the moment ARNY!!! is doing fine should be back by No Way Out.

King: Who ever took out ARNY!!! Must be pretty merciless.

J.R: I’d have to agree with you King but still know one knows who did it.

King: email pops up Hey look I got an email. This is what it reads “You guys are getting warmer but stick to the tracks”. Hmmm this must be the person who took out ARNY!!! but it doesn’t say who it is.

J.R: Well whoever it is must be real brave not to reveal their true identity. Whoops I almost forgot about our next match it is Chris Nowinski vs a mystery opponent.

King: Oooo I wonder who it is?

Match 3 Chris Nowinski vs ???

Chris Nowinski makes his way down to the ring holding with him a dictionary. Nowinski is welcomed by boo’s. Nowinski than pretends to throw the dictionary into the crowd but only balks it. Nowinski than takes off his blazer and hear’s Rikishi’s music hit. Rikishi is dancing. The crowd claps with his song’s beat. Rikishi than throws his glasses into the crowd. Rikishi dances in front of Nowinski taunting him.

Match Overview: This match really got the fans excited. Nowinski funnily enough he tried to out power Rikishi but obviously you have to superman to do that. Rikishi put on a show and quite a show. Rikishi continually made gestures towards the fans with appreciated adulation. Rikishi even gave Nowinski a taste of things to come (pun intended). The match was than concluded with a Banzai Drop which could crush a compact car. After the match Rikishi danced for the fans.

J.R: Oh the fans love Rikishi and it’s not hard to see why

King: Yes I must admit they truly adore him but he can’t be a baby face forever

J.R: King he can remained a baby face as long as we want to thank you. Don’t change the channel as our main-event is approaching one more match and where there.

Backstage HHH and TJ Master

Master: Look Hunter I know we ain’t on the same page but we got to stop the Hybrids.

HHH: Oh yeah what’s in it for me than?

Master: Well we can finally put them rat bags asleep.

HHH: HHH walks away but quickly comes back Alright I’ll think about it

Ad Break

J.R: Here we are it’s our main event Matt Powers vs Ladies Man.

Match 5 Matt Powers vs Ladies Man

Matt Powers is the first to come out and he is greeted with an overwhelming reception. Matt Powers climbs over the top rope and taunts towards the fans. Suddenly from behind Ladies Man ambushes Powers with the help of Humungo and Chirpin Bird. The 3 superstars are laying into Powers. Eventually the ref bans Humungo and Bird from the match. The bell rings and the match is started.

Match Overview: Thrilling contest this match was and one that is up there as one of Raw’s finest. 2 superstars with phenomenal power sure didn’t bore the fans. These two wrestlers were ruthless and they weren’t backing down. Everyone on the crowd were on the edge of the seats as it was defiantly an eye opener. Through out the match the 2 wrestlers were down for the count numerous times. Ladies Man although did get victory but it was a clean one with a mid air spear which counted Powers sloppy top rope maneuver. Ladies Man began celebrating in the ring but just as it seem like he was on cloud nine the big, massive and colossal Big Show stopped the celebrations. Ladies Man was blind-sided by Big Show with a hellacious chokeslam. Somehow he was unrecognized in the crowd and came to do one thing. Destroy the man who costed him the Royal Rumble, Ladies Man. Ladies Man left unconscious in the ring had to have the paramedics attend the scene

J.R: Well looks Big Show wants revenge on Ladies Man and I think Ladies Man’s bad karma came back to haunt him tonight. It’s been a pleasure having you watch tonight Good Night Everybody!

 

[wasupwidat]

im goin 2 get u whoever u r

 

[Fudzzy]

good work

 

[Fudzzy]

any news on more shows?

 

[wasupwidat]

yeh i gotta get my revenge

 

[Fudzzy]

Anyone still doing this?????