Think Tank Xtreme's 2019 Predictions

[Xtreme]

1) The once mighty Geelong Catters will crash out of the 8 for tbe first time in yonks.

2) Everyone's least favourite bible basher Gary Ablett will retire mid season. Because his pea sized heart can no longer compete at AFL level. Once retired he will compliment his petrol station, by opening up a drug refuge to house his father and other drug addled members of the Ablett family.

 

[Jazny]

1) Luke Hodge will still play for Brisbane and not be a Hawthorn Hawks player.

 

[chefmeister]

4) OP will try drugs for the first time when his drink is spiked at the ‘Prince of Wales’.

 

[Xtreme]

4) OP will try drugs for the first time when his drink is spiked at the ‘Prince of Wales’.

Dude I wouldn't even go to the Blue Oyster Bar in Police Academy let alone the Prince of Wales

 

[leobarryustar]

7) Alex Rance will miss two weeks after a freak accident at a Botox party.

 

[zackah]

1. Essendon will advance from pre premiers to premiers
2. Many Bay tears will be shed
3. zackah will run out of goo and possibly need to see a doctor for a case of severe chafing

 

[chefmeister]

9) Patrick Dangerfield will be announced as guest judge and contestant in the next seasons of both Masterchef & Big Brother with an ongoing cameo appearance as the local surfing champ in Home & Away to also be announced.

 

[Xtreme]

9) Patrick Dangerfield will be announced as guest judge and contestant in the next seasons of both Masterchef & Big Brother with an ongoing cameo appearance as the local surfing champ in Home & Away to also be announced.

Is there anything he can't do ?
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[Lethality]

1) The once mighty Geelong Catters will crash out of the 8 for tbe first time in yonks.

By yonks, you mean 2015?

 

[Xtreme]

By yonks, you mean 2015?

3-5 years seems like 5-6 decades to me

 

[FISTO]

27) James Sicily and Tom Mitchell will be revealed as 'Crab People'

 

[Xtreme]

27) James Sicily and Tom Mitchell will be revealed as 'Crab People'

28) Selwood will be exposed as a ducker

WAIT A MINUTE

HE IS!!!

 

[FISTO]

28) Selwood will be exposed as a ducker

WAIT A MINUTE

HE IS!!!

Disagree

 

[chefmeister]

29) Richmond as premiership favourites for the 2nd year in a row will almost identically repeat their fail of 2018 by going out of the finals 1 week earlier in 2019.

 

[chefmeister]

30) Freo will play finals thanks to Reece Conca.

 

[Xtreme]

30) Freo will play finals thanks to Reece Conca.

Lets not get crazy with the predictions here!

 

[chefmeister]

31) the Brexit deal will crash first the British economy with a domino effect on the rest of the world.

 

[Tigernator]

4) OP will try drugs for the first time when his drink is spiked at the ‘Prince of Wales’.

Talking from experience are you?

 

[chefmeister]

Talking from experience are you?

What a ripsnorter.

 

[FISTO]

47) Pav and Basil will try to rub their erections together while watching Basil's interview with Adam Simpson from earlier this year but their noses will get in the way.

 

[FurTheWin]

Aussie school kids will form Solar Skwads and go round bashing coal miners

 

[Tigernator]

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What a ripsnorter.

Nice melt D.H!

 

[chefmeister]

Nice melt D.H!

 

[Tigernator]

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No selfie vids please!

 

[chefmeister]

No selfie vids please!