Ya Fav Footy Chants!

[Mags]

What is your favourite chant?
Mine Is the Donut One!
Goes Like This!
Who Ate All the Donuts?
Who Ate All the Donuts?
You Fat Bastard
You Fat Bastard
You Ate All the Donuts

 

[SS11]

KNICK KNACK
paddy whack
GIVE A DOG A BONE
piss off "CARLTON"
**** OFF HOME

u change carlton to whoever your playing that day...

 

[S.Robbo]

"He missed, he missed, he's got VD, clap, clap, clap, clap".

Obviously after the player has kicked a point. Bit of a pisser I reckon.

 

[Mags]

Neah mate u got it wrong!
Its She's Missed
And Not Clap Clap
Its the double finger salut!

 

[Pessimistic]

Chants are not a strong point in Australia
But neither is mindless violence and sky high ticket prices so let's not complain

 

[Shinboners]

"What's it like to shag a tart?"
- Me and a few North mates to Steve Silvagni.

 

[Stealth bomber]

I just hope for the love of God that "Who Let the Dogs Out" doesn't make it over there.

 

[Bitch]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
"What's it like to shag a tart?"
- Me and a few North mates to Steve Silvagni.

And what was Steve's reply? "Go ask your father?"

 

[Shinboners]

And if Steve asked as that, we would've replied, "At least we know who our real father is".

 

[Mags]

I also like this one too!

JUBJUB's A w***er
<clap clap clap>

JUBJUB's A w***er
<clap clap clap>

JUBJUB's A w***er
<clap clap clap>

 

[mud n blood]

The good ole "Magpies take it up the arse doo-da doo-da" never fails to get the crowd pumpin' .....

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Anyway, that's what I reckon ........

mud n blood

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Im assuming your a lions supporter muds n blood since your from brissy, i may be wrong. Im aloso assuming you go to the games at the gabba. Don't you feel ashamed that the Collingwood fans outnumbered lions supporters this year at the gabba and we had a louder chant going then your supporter base which is mostly made up of people who go because its socially acceptable in brissy. Brissy suporters are the biggest bunch of bandwagons, take this year for example. Attendences were up considering brissy's form in 1999 so in 2000 they under-performed and attendences dropped like a brick looking at figures.

 

[Mags]

There all the same interstate fans! Should have seen all the swan fans drop off after they started losing!

 

[Mr Ripper]

Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN:
Attendences were up considering brissy's form in 1999 so in 2000 they under-performed and attendences dropped like a brick looking at figures.

And there I was thinking Brisbane had smashed their home attendance record in 2000. Thank you for setting me straight, Nick.

 

[Bluey]

Average Attendances for Bris Lions games:

1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000
11,097 12,437 10,318 18,672 19,550 16,675 22,415 27,283

Yeah, attendences seem to be dropping like a brick...

Top Gabba crowd:
16/00 Lions v Carlton 34,743 - a sell-out of the newly refurbished stadium.

 

[sabre_ac]

Well Well Well

Normally bluey stays out of the discussion.But suddenly he entered this one with a bit of bite.

So much for keeping us guessing huh

That would have to make you an brisban lions supporter

 

[sabre_ac]

Crap

Wrong smilies

Opps

ahh thats better

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Hey Mr. Ripper,
of course they beat there attendance record in 2000 because of there new seating at the gabba. But if you look at the figures during the season they were below average.

Bluey: Im not talking about yearly averages, im saying that season 2000 with new seating capacity was below average for brissy.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Nick, your logic perplexes me.

If attendances, both in average and total, were the highest on record, how can they be dropping like a brick; regardless of seating capacity?

 

[sandie]

Not neccesarily Sabre, but did you notice the one game he mentioned was between the blues & lions, I guessed that he was either a blues because of his name, or lions because he lives in QLD. I just might be on the right track.


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Mantis

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

yeah, sorry for my comments brissy suporters..i was just letting off some steam, don't take it personally. I have no beef with brissy, and didn't mean what i said. Cheers...

 

[Bitch]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
And if Steve asked as that, we would've replied, "At least we know who our real father is".

That's only what your mother tells you.

 

[Shinboners]

It took you TWO WHOLE DAYS to think of that one? For a bitch, you're about as quick as Greg Williams (remember that lard arse) on a fifty metre sprint.

Get with it woman...if you're going to be a BITCH, at least live up to it.

God, at to think that for a few minutes, I thought you'd be as quick with the wit as Aaron Hammil was in chasing the dollars.

 

[CJH]

Not really a chant but you can't beat the "YELLOW AND BLACK" when the Tigers get up.

 

[sandie]

So spidey that's what your problem is, poor child.

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Mantis