- Dec 14, 2008
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Following on from other useless offseason fodder threads;
What if players were cars
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/if-players-were-cars.1172951/
What if players were simpsons characters
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-if-players-were-simpsons-characters.1177247/
We have the 2020 edition... What if players were household tools?
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Clamp: Dylan Clarke...bout as old fashioned as they come, still does a great job at clamping, but for some reason we prefer using him in all manner of other tasks that a clamp cannot do. Last seen trying to paint the front window
Wheel barrow: Michael Hurley, been doing the heavy lifting and carrying the team for years but is on its last legs, dinted, flat tyre...seems to pull to one side
The rotorazer saw as seen on danoz direct: Dylan Shiel... You ever sit watching the tv at 3am when the ad comes on? It can kick, it has break away speed, it can tackle, you want more? It kicks goals, but wait there's more, its a leader, it can be yours for 2 easy payments of a 1st round pick. You get it home, it can't do any of it, sits on the shelf with the ab roller and bread maker.
Paint brush: David Zaharakis... Not a hair out of place, great at finishing the job, looks superb, but any use when the ground work or hard work or prep isnt done first?
Spirit level: Jordan Ridley. Precise, perfect, set your game plan by him, straight as a die, without him there's no real point because itll all be off square and fall apart. All good things start with this bloke
Chainsaw: drapes, big, noisey, smelly, cavalier, instills fear, gets the job done in the most violent way.
Before dodo goes to Bunnings to piss this year's budget away on sausages and tomato plants you got any more to add?
For you Lore
What if players were cars
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/if-players-were-cars.1172951/
What if players were simpsons characters
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-if-players-were-simpsons-characters.1177247/
We have the 2020 edition... What if players were household tools?
.
Clamp: Dylan Clarke...bout as old fashioned as they come, still does a great job at clamping, but for some reason we prefer using him in all manner of other tasks that a clamp cannot do. Last seen trying to paint the front window
Wheel barrow: Michael Hurley, been doing the heavy lifting and carrying the team for years but is on its last legs, dinted, flat tyre...seems to pull to one side
The rotorazer saw as seen on danoz direct: Dylan Shiel... You ever sit watching the tv at 3am when the ad comes on? It can kick, it has break away speed, it can tackle, you want more? It kicks goals, but wait there's more, its a leader, it can be yours for 2 easy payments of a 1st round pick. You get it home, it can't do any of it, sits on the shelf with the ab roller and bread maker.
Paint brush: David Zaharakis... Not a hair out of place, great at finishing the job, looks superb, but any use when the ground work or hard work or prep isnt done first?
Spirit level: Jordan Ridley. Precise, perfect, set your game plan by him, straight as a die, without him there's no real point because itll all be off square and fall apart. All good things start with this bloke
Chainsaw: drapes, big, noisey, smelly, cavalier, instills fear, gets the job done in the most violent way.
Before dodo goes to Bunnings to piss this year's budget away on sausages and tomato plants you got any more to add?
For you Lore