Roast Yelling at Clouds

[Dogs 13]

I’ve been off work all week with old persons disease , the Shingles .

“We have a vaccine for it now, “ the nurse told me.”

“But we generally only offer to to over 50s”

I’m fifty in 2 months.

That’s just a cruel thing to tell me.

I can’t get out of bed for more that 10 mins. My eyes are too sore to read. I’ve developed an unhealthy fixation on the ‘big game’ tonight as something to look forward to.

I feel ya. I contracted shingles when my immune system was down due to some brutal treatment I was undertaking. Laying in bed one night I thought what is this, I don’t like this one bit, it was bloody painful, do I call an ambulance ? Then I realised what it was. Had to get the course of antivirals. Then a few weeks later I contracted COVID, more antivirals
2022 was my annus horribilis

We’re told to have the vaccine so I went in to have it recently and guess what, they were out of stock

 

[Next Waiting]

Had to get the course of antivirals. Then a few weeks later I contracted COVID, more antivirals
2022 was my annus horribilis

Did it carry on into the next year, or as Scrag would like to know, did your annus horribilis lingus?

 

[Dogs 13]

It did lingus longa

Can't say I've got it licked so far, still gives me sharp tinglers.

 

[Fossie 32]

I’ve been off work all week with old persons disease , the Shingles .

“We have a vaccine for it now, “ the nurse told me.”

“But we generally only offer to to over 50s”

I’m fifty in 2 months.

That’s just a cruel thing to tell me.

I can’t get out of bed for more that 10 mins. My eyes are too sore to read. I’ve developed an unhealthy fixation on the ‘big game’ tonight as something to look forward to.

Crap hope you're better soon bro!

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

In my younger corporate days in the big smoke, I had a period of time where I used to enter a lift and face everyone, making eye contact with as many people as possible, and smiling the whole time.

Lorne Malvo did that in Fargo

 

[BulldogMuscle]

My dog might of done her ACL tonight and if that's the case It's completely devastating both financially and emotionally.

 

[fargy]

Anyone who says “versing” in terms of whom they are opposing really grinds my gears.

 

[maddog37]

My dog might of done her ACL tonight and if that's the case It's completely devastating both financially and emotionally.

That is a touch more significant than yelling at clouds my friend. Hope things work out.

 

[dogwatch]

Ticketmaster and Ticketek.

 

[Dogs 13]

Ticketmaster and Ticketek.

Ticketmaster bombarding us to install the new app as the old one will be deactivated soon.
When I did try the wheel just spun continuously saying “Securely loading your account details”.
I gave up and exited it after about 15 mins.
When I went back to the app it seems to have worked, but so frustrating.
At least we have the backup of our membership cards with barcodes again.

 

[Scotch N Coke Monatore]

Ticketmaster and Ticketek.

They are s**t

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

The barman lets all these grammatical misfits into he’s bar.
His a good guy

 

[dogwatch]

The barman lets all these grammatical misfits into he’s bar.
His a good guy

A homophone walks into a baah
An expression of disgust walks into a bah!
An evil laugh walks into a bwahaha
A euphemism walks into a place of conviviality

 

[ScragCity]

A homophone walks into a baah
An expression of disgust walks into a bah!
An evil laugh walks into a bwahaha
A euphemism walks into a place of conviviality

Mi walks into a bahn

 

[dogwatch]

Mi walks into a bahn

A 13yo Jewish kid walks into a bar mitzvah

 

[ScragCity]

A 13yo Jewish kid walks into a bar mitzvah

A hemidemisemiquaver walks into a bar

 

[Iamspock]

I'm loving this thread. So many clouds to yell at...so many lols

I'm finding this thread very therapeutic. To be in sync with so many of you, means I don't feel alone

 

[dogwatch]

A hemidemisemiquaver walks into a bar

Three beats waltz into a bar

 

[Next Waiting]

Three beats waltz into a bar

A blind person walks into a bar

 

[blurst]

I’ve been off work all week with old persons disease , the Shingles .

“We have a vaccine for it now, “ the nurse told me.”

“But we generally only offer to to over 50s”

I’m fifty in 2 months.

That’s just a cruel thing to tell me.

I can’t get out of bed for more that 10 mins. My eyes are too sore to read. I’ve developed an unhealthy fixation on the ‘big game’ tonight as something to look forward to.

I caught shingles at 28. I know it’s most commonly caught in older people but sucks when you end up one of those unlucky ones

 

[dogwatch]

A blind person walks into a bar

Two beats march into a bar

 

[Next Waiting]

Two beats march into a bar

Mohamed walks into Abha

 

[The Buck]

An agnostic, dyslexic insomniac stays up all night in a bar, obsessing about dog.

 

[Next Waiting]

An alliteration entered an establishment

 

[dogwatch]

An agnostic, dyslexic insomniac stays up all night in a bar, obsessing about dog.

You've just described about half of BF.