Yo Momma jokes.....

[big_pimping]

yo momma so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way
yo momma so fat she has to put her lipstick on with a paint roller
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old i told her to act her age and she died.



that will do me for now. but cmon peeps add loads!!!

 

[D-Mon]

Yo mommoa so fat that when she walked round in her yellow raincoat people tied to board her

 

[Brisbane Bombers]

yo momma so fat that when i drove around her i ran out of fuel!

 

[tomaraya]

yo momma so fat she was baptized at sea world.

yo momma so fat she uses a boomerang to put on her belt.

yo momma so fat she's got her own postcode.

 

[ViperV10]

Even though they are probably the most outdated and useless jokes, I'll add one.

Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

 

[raticus_usm]

yo mommas so fat when she walk past the TV you miss to movies

 

[choc_a_holic]

Your momma so stoopid she got shot wit a knife.

Your momma so stoopid she got hit by a parked car.

 

[dsreg1]

yo momma so fat that when her pager goes off, everyone thinks she's backing up!

 

[Roonaldo!]

Your mum is so ugly when she tried to compete in an ugly competition they said "sorry no Professionals"

 

[beaver's army]

yo mamma so stupid that she got locked in a toilet and ********ed herself

yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation

 

[Equus]

Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC and offers to lick other people fingers

 

[Equus]

Yo momma so fat, when she swims the Japanese will harpoon her

Yo momma so fat, she is a suburb

Yo momma so ugly, Noah refused to accept her on the ark

Yo momma so fat, it wasn't the iceberg that sank Titanic, it was your momma's big toe that did it

Yo Momma teeth is so yellow, I can't beleive it's not butter

 

[Arks]

You're Mummas so stupid she puts a ruler beside her bed to see how long she sleeps.

You're Mumma works for BBC 2cents a screw.

I saw you're Mumma kicking a can down the street, I asked what are you doing?, she said moving

 

[blueboy1974]

Yo Momma's so fat her highschool photo was an aerial photograph

 

[BigWardy12]

your mommas so fat she fell over and cut her leg open and gravy poured out

 

[plowking]

Yo momma so stupid, it took her 2 hrs to watch the show 60 minutes.
Yo momma so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.
Yo momma so short, you can see her feet in her drivers liscence.

 

[PAdman]

Yo mama's so fat, I tried to kick her and my foot was swallowed by he stomach.
Yo mama's so fat, at the Airport she was arrested for over 2KG of crack.

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Yo mommas so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her

 

[loopy_cam]

Yo mommas so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued.

 

[BlueDevil]

Yo mommas so fat, all the resteraunts in town have signs that say, 'maximum occupancy: 240 patrons or Yo Momma.'

Yo mammas so fat, when she went to the beach greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

 

[#1 Dogs Fan]

Your momma is so fat that i started watching 60min and she walked passed. By the time she finished walking past the show finished.

 

[#1 Dogs Fan]

Your momma is so stupid that to beat the world record for swimming she had to swim across the longest river in the world. She swam half way then got tired so she swam back.

 

[#1 Dogs Fan]

Your momma is so dumb that your dad asked her to buy him a black and white nike t-shirt. She asked him what color ?

 

[#1 Dogs Fan]

Your momma is so old that she owes jessus $3

 

[#1 Dogs Fan]

Your momma is so ugly that she went to a ugly competition and the manager said sorry no professionals.