Opinion You’re the AFL CEO. What would you do first?

[jmac70]

I would remove all gambling advertising. The AFL website, during broadcasts and all AFL affiliated content.

What would you do?

 

[Doc1763]

I would remove all gambling advertising. The AFL website, during broadcasts and all AFL affiliated content.

What would you do?

re-select the AFL team of the century

 

[windchimes]

Pay the umpires to give us free kicks and give us favourable score reviews.

Implement a loophole to allow us to salary cheat.

Do satanic rituals.

Buy foreign goods over domestic goods.

 

[Fat Jesus]

I'd put FJ straight into the hall of fame.
I'd be selecting myself
Probably hire a yacht, cocaine, girls, booze.

 

[The Phantom]

Buy a new holiday house on the coast.

 

[granniewolf]

Restore the soft cap to pre covid levels and then add 10%.

 

[jimmy35]

Make Carlolton fold. Waste of time and money. Move North to Tassie.

 

[manicpie]

I would first learn things like Word, Excel and PowerPoint so that I could actually present my arguments. By then I will probably be long gone. I would like to change the prior opportunity rule where if you get caught with the ball and don't dispose of it, it's a free kick

 

[Ludovico]

Relocate Carlton to Tasmania

 

[jimmy35]

Relocate Carlton to Tasmania

Soulless shithole place devoid of any warmth, culture or integrity.

Why would Tassie deserve that.

 

[AmericanMustard]

Relocate St Kilda down to Tassie

 

[Run n Spread]

Out GWS
In Tasmania

Looking at other changes. I think 18 enough.
So gold coast have 3 years to get it right or else out and nt in
Otherwise just fix the umpiring pay holding the ball properly.

 

[jimmy35]

Relocate St Kilda down to Tassie

Tassie is going to be full. Both heads on each supporter will have to follow a different team.

 

[Ludovico]

Soulless shithole place devoid of any warmth, culture or integrity.

Why would Tassie deserve that.

Valid.

Send them to Heard and McDonald Islands


Also


1) I have read more bleatings from St Kilda supporters in the last few weeks than in the last five years about us, we seem to be on their minds for some reason. Demonstrable competence and leadership makes incompetence feel insecure I guess (op cit. Donald Trump and Zelenskyy). And a common refrain, laughable though it is, has been about how we got all these father/son and academy picks "for free"

Now, leaving aside thats not correct, I believe there is a missed opportunity here. As of this draft periond, Collingwood can pick as many F/S and academy players for actual free, no points. And tell St Kilda their whining was the reason.

2) A poll of Collingwood supporters to choose five umpires to be shot from a rocket into the sun.

3) Marvel stadium demolished

4) Voss to be appointed Carlton coach for life

5) Ditto Ken Hinkley for Port

6) Kane Cornes fed to crocodiles feet first to see if he still bleats random clickbait even while being eaten alive (I'm guessing yes)

7) Public execution for any Hawks players attempting to draw frees by ducking.

8) Any property assets provided to Geelong players and staff mysteriously to be compulsorily acquired with compensation based only on the value of such assets declared on Geelong's salary cap paperwork.

 

[lyfsux]

I'd put FJ straight into the hall of fame.
I'd be selecting myself
Probably hire a yacht, cocaine, girls, booze.

Can I come pleeze

 

[Markfs]

give myself a pay rise

 

[JLC]

Appointment an independent auditor to live at Gmhba stadium for 6 months and do a proper audit. Get some integrity back into the salary cap.

 

[Rail King]

Re-introduce bumping and tackling

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

fire most if not all current field umpires (Stevic , Williamson and Rosebury go first others after that)

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

remove the stand rule

 

[JLC]

remove the stand rule

Agree - Pendles in an interview last week mentioned that would be one rule he would scrap. That's one of the rules Hocking introduced during his time? I am sure it was designed to counteract the Tigers? (Happy to be corrected).

 

[Ted Parker]

*Revoke Carltons tainted 1995 Premiership.
*9 point supergoal for barrels kicked outside of 50.
*Clear out the front 8 rows of the MCC and have a public ballot to bring your car to the MCG and park it on the boundary.
*Wool dressing gowns for any players on the bench.
*Bring back the peanut man.

 

[Rail King]

*Revoke Carltons tainted 1995 Premiership.
*9 point supergoal for barrels kicked outside of 50.
*Clear out the front 8 rows of the MCC and have a public ballot to bring your car to the MCG and park it on the boundary.
*Wool dressing gowns for any players on the bench.
*The peanut man.

You'll need to dig the peanut man up

 

[Go Woods]

Ensure Collingwood is granted 22 games at the MCG to maximise even higher revenue from the games biggest cash cow.

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

I would remove all gambling advertising. The AFL website, during broadcasts and all AFL affiliated content.

What would you do?

Relocate GWS to Canberra

Abandon Tasmania and consolidate the 18 team comp to ensure we have enough quality players to support 18 clubs.

Revamp AFLW to play across the ground with 10 players per team.