Opinion You know you're a Demon supporter when...

[MarcMaverick]

The Demons play on a Saturday, you could go on a Marathon run on a Friday and still toss and turn on a Friday night, and wake up in a cold sweat.

People were complaining about COVID symptoms but you've been living with MFCSS which is far more deadly and has been around for far longer. Also there's no cure or vaccine for it.

You have your Demons memorabilia stored outside of your home.

 

[Jamurp]

You get a sudden feeling of dread at 3:20pm on a Sunday.

 

[HANDSOLO]

You wish a tragic fire would burn all of the clubs facilities, management and coaching staff to ash*

*not you Yze, or you Choco,

 

[Proper Gander]

You schedule all work, social and festive events to accomodate 2 days of being incapable of civil conversation

 

[Headless]

Weekends are considerably more enjoyable from November through February.

 

[ImissFrosty]

You spend your entire life focused on maintaining an illusion that the club doesn't mean as much to you as it does. So you focus on an exciting player that most people don't like so that you can joke around and take the piss on a forum in a kinda creepy yet sweet stalker way.

 

[HANDSOLO]

Great responses so far

sounds like Toumpass should just bring downers to the meet up- really roll around in it

 

[Russian Demon]

You know when you're a Melbourne supporter when you have a $100 line item in your weekly budget that reads:

Betting on opposition/drink to dull the pain

 

[Dark Avenger]

The club folding is almost as enticing as the club winning a premiership.

 

[MarcMaverick]

You're not the biggest story of the afternoon/evening.

 

[Cromulent1]

You dread telling people who you support.

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

When the top two sides from last year both lose to bottom four sides but your fan base is upset about a comfortable win against a finals contender

 

[pjfairbairn]

You dread telling people who you support.

People say "oh that's nice" when you tell them who you support...

 

[pjfairbairn]

You dread telling people who you support.

People say "oh that's nice" when you tell them who you support...

 

[Crusty Demon]

fans want to trade a midfield jet who just racked up 35 possies and more than likely 2 Brownlow votes for 2 draft picks(or Paddy Dow

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Paddy Dow

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.6

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.4

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

and Lachie O'Brien). So Melbourne...

 

[PerfectFooty]

seeing red and blue colour combinations give me anxiety

 

[MarcMaverick]

The "Kent Kingsley

Kent Kingsley

Age

45

Ht

193cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

4.8

5star

T

0.9

3star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.8

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

2.4

3star

T

0.4

3star

G

1.4

5star

Memorial of spuds that play well against Melbourne" thread trends before a match. You know why.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Coming out as a Demon Supporter isn't what people think it is.

 

[Crimson Azure]

When 2-0 still feels like 0-2.

 

[MarcMaverick]

When this team keeps you up at night in a cold sweat.

 

[djpaulydemon]

When *thinking* being 2-0 means everyone is overating us and we will come crashing down to an out of form bottom four team.

 

[stEdy]

Knowing that any positive early season form is only setting you up for more soul crushing losses to garbage teams at the pointy end of the season to ultimately secure 9th spot

 

[Spirit of 26]

....you can book your September holidays with impunity

 

[MarcMaverick]

the ski fields are have MFCS Allocation and that people drive there in their 4WDs to book a chalet.

 

[Topkent]

You think JJ is good