You know you're sad and pathetic when.......

[boncer34]

a) You are a drama queen
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11362517&postcount=963
b) You're posts are so pathetic that you have to point out to people when you actually think you've got a good one.
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11362531&postcount=665
c) You've think you've got a good post when you dont
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11362531&postcount=665
d) You're the captain of a club that signs more players in a season then Micheal Jordan signs autographs
Example: West Coast Wonders
e) You honestly believe you can control where people post on a public forum
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11003074&postcount=1
f) You truely believe because you said something it constitutes a rule:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11039013&postcount=68
g) You have a cry and threaten to run to a moderator when people dare "defy" you and break supposed rule.
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11051776&postcount=88
h) You start incredibly s**t threads and use 12 year old humor against someone.
Example:http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454531
i) You say your leaving, make a big deal out of it and then don't:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426015
j) You keep trying to pull your tough guy act with someone despite being their perennial bitch:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15092996&postcount=13


Ladies and Gentleman I give you: Kerrby. Hi buddy.

 

[doggiesin08]

LOL
And that's just the OFF-SEASON

 

[boncer34]

I rekon if I spend more then 4 minutes doing the thread I could come up with more. Maybe I can add to it over the season.

 

[wce_all_da_way]

You couldn't fit it in one post matey, might need to make a few to give it an indexed database.

 

[doggiesin08]

don't forget: 'you don't know how to work out percentages'
i'm tipping there'll be more clever posts in this thread than Kerrby will make all season.

 

[wce_all_da_way]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454531

Thread of the year.

Haha percentages. Somebody get YOTC on here.

 

[boncer34]

It's been added to the list Wally.

 

[doggiesin08]

ZOMG Kerbz youz is so FuNnY much! You probably iz da biggest TaNK oUt on dis siiiiiite!! Props true!

EDIT: I can't even sound as stupid when I'm trying

 

[Biggie]

I LOL'D.

Boncer well done son.

 

[boncer34]

Haha percentages. Somebody get YOTC on here.

Go to point i)

It covers so many topics. Where the ____ do I start?

 

[Ljp86]

Thread of the century.

Probably the best thread ever made on this board. The awesomeness of the opening post is utterly indescribable simply because of its sheer brilliance.

It has well and truly echoed the many thoughts of those who also post on this board and it has no doubt proven a point to the rest of the competition. The Wonders are a nothing club, lead by a bunch of complete idiots who really have no idea what they are doing and seem to be only there so they can say that "I captained such and such club". It is clear the club has little to no direction, highlighted by the complete failure of those in charge to actually successfully run a fantasy football club and the total ____wittery possessed by those at the top. The inability to keep posters at the club is rather astounding and is outlined by the amount of players who have gone through the club in such a short amount of time. The total lack of intelligence is embarassing.

A great post Boncer, if Wally was a hot chick, you'd be "in her base, feeling her boobs" right about now.

 

[HawkPatrol]

You know you're sad when you have nothing better to do than post about a solitary person, and keep a track of their posts.

 

[Kerrby]

a) You are a drama queen
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11362517&postcount=963
b) You're posts are so pathetic that you have to point out to people when you actually think you've got a good one.
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11362531&postcount=665
c) You've think you've got a good post when you dont
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11362531&postcount=665
d) You're the captain of a club that signs more players in a season then Micheal Jordan signs autographs
Example: West Coast Wonders
e) You honestly believe you can control where people post on a public forum
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11003074&postcount=1
f) You truely believe because you said something it constitutes a rule:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11039013&postcount=68
g) You have a cry and threaten to run to a moderator when people dare "defy" you and break supposed rule.
Example: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11051776&postcount=88
h) You start incredibly s**t threads and use 12 year old humor against someone.
Example:http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454531
i) You say your leaving, make a big deal out of it and then don't:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426015


Ladies and Gentleman I give you: Kerrby. Hi buddy.

Thankyou for dedicating your time to me, it's been an honour reading this .

Now lets go through these shall we.

A) That's not saying i'm a drama queen, it's just showing that it was done and Doggies had to bring it up again. How sad.

B) I confess, that was I. I even LOL at myself.

C) You just did the same thing twice.... Did you need to put the same thing up twice?

D) Yeah I guess it's my fault that when our team was dying I recruited players. I let others recruit players, but it's not all my fault. I stopped quite a while ago.

E) Again, good work Boncer. It's such a bad thing to try and get opposition players from spamming up your team thread. My bad again.

F) What I said above. Refer to E).

G) Refer to E). Why would I want other teams players to spam up our team thread? Doesn't that make sense in itself?

H) As said in that thread, that was Juddy_Rulez thread. He asked me to post it because he couldn't post new threads yet. Are you struggling Boncer?

I) That was a classic thread. We all had some good times in there.

Boncer, you tried and well.... this thread was good until you used the same post twice and used a thread I made for someone else.

Doggies, stop trying to immitate me. That's very sad. You're trying to get attention, but no one(except me) is paying any attention to you.

One last thing Boncer. "You know you're sad and pathetic when" you make a thread on someone else trying to put them down.

 

[doggiesin08]

I could say many things but I'll think I'll leave that honour to Boncer

 

[Rick18]

I could say many things but I'll think I'll leave that honour to Boncer

Nah, say it, and then Boncer can edit it into the first post and claim he said it

 

[Kerrby]

Nah, say it, and then Boncer can edit it into the first post and claim he said it

Hah! That's clever .

 

[doggiesin08]

Nah I'll leave it for him. What I will say though is its good to see Kerrby at least putting on a brave face rather than his trademark 'i quit' response.

 

[Hawks1523]

a) You are a drama queen

h) You start incredibly s**t threads and use 12 year old humor against someone.

At least these two points can be referred back to you

 

[lyall]

I came back to read it for a second time just so I could LMAO again.

Good work boncer

 

[boncer34]

Thankyou for dedicating your time to me, it's been an honour reading this.

No worries. The 4 minutes it took to create the thread didn't really cut much outta my day.

A) That's not saying i'm a drama queen, it's just showing that it was done and Doggies had to bring it up again. How sad.

Drama Queen is blowing issues out of proportion. Does he attack you in EVERY single post? No. Drama Queen.

B) I confess, that was I. I even LOL at myself.

So you admitt that was pathetic? First step to recovery.

C) You just did the same thing twice.... Did you need to put the same thing up twice?

I'm sorry I thought you could read. Part B was reffering to you being pathetic enough to point out to teammates when you think you have a good point.
Part C was reffering to you being pathetic enough to think you have a good post when you dont. The example fitted 2 criteria so I used them.

D) Yeah I guess it's my fault that when our team was dying I recruited players. I let others recruit players, but it's not all my fault. I stopped quite a while ago.

I'm sorry I missed that part where I said you kept recruiting? You're the captain of a team that signs more players then Micheal Jordan signs autograph. Oh wait I didn't say it.

E) Again, good work Boncer. It's such a bad thing to try and get opposition players from spamming up your team thread. My bad again.

Coz you never post in other team threads do you Kerrby? Not once.

F) What I said above. Refer to E).

I'm sorry I'm not sure how your repsone to E relates to F? E was about controlling people. F was about you being delusional enough to believe that because you say something it becomes a rule?

G) Refer to E). Why would I want other teams players to spam up our team thread? Doesn't that make sense in itself?

Again not sure how G relates to E but ok. If you say so Kerrby. You wouldn't talk s**t would you?

H) As said in that thread, that was Juddy_Rulez thread. He asked me to post it because he couldn't post new threads yet. Are you struggling Boncer?

Ahh... so its because of someone else you're sad and pathetic. Who's the one struggling?

I) That was a classic thread. We all had some good times in there.

Proved you're a gutless spineless weasel who wont follow through with his threats. Good times.

Boncer, you tried and well.... this thread was good until you used the same post twice and used a thread I made for someone else.

The post was valid for 2 examples. Thats why it was used twice. Are you saying you can't use things for different examples? As for the second part refer to my answer to your answer to h.

Doggies, stop trying to immitate me. That's very sad. You're trying to get attention, but no one(except me) is paying any attention to you.

In your response to a thread that I created about you, you involve Doggies. Why not LJ, Bigman or Wally? What was it you said about Doggies? He attacks you for no reason? Right......

One last thing Boncer. "You know you're sad and pathetic when" you make a thread on someone else trying to put them down.

Sad really. Using my line against me AND copying someone else who's already said that. Struggling Kerrby?

 

[ClarkeM]

Meh....

 

[Kerrby]

No worries. The 4 minutes it took to create the thread didn't really cut much outta my day.

Drama Queen is blowing issues out of proportion. Does he attack you in EVERY single post? No. Drama Queen.
Yeah so that commented you linked to really blew the issue out of proportion didn't it. All I said was it was done and he continued it.
So you admitt that was pathetic? First step to recovery.

I'm sorry I thought you could read. Part B was reffering to you being pathetic enough to point out to teammates when you think you have a good point.
Part C was reffering to you being pathetic enough to think you have a good post when you dont. The example fitted 2 criteria so I used them.
How nice of you to point whether or not you think, I think I have a good post.

I'm sorry I missed that part where I said you kept recruiting? You're the captain of a team that signs more players then Micheal Jordan signs autograph. Oh wait I didn't say it.
What's wrong with signing players? It gets more people involved in the competition.

Coz you never post in other team threads do you Kerrby? Not once.
Can you give me links to where I repeatedly spammed in other teams threads?

I'm sorry I'm not sure how your repsone to E relates to F? E was about controlling people. F was about you being delusional enough to believe that because you say something it becomes a rule?
It became a rule in our team thread. I even included it to the message I sent to the moderator who deleted our spam filled thread.

Again not sure how G relates to E but ok. If you say so Kerrby. You wouldn't talk s**t would you?
The only time I went to a mod was when I wanted our spam filled thread to be deleted. Who was a contributor to that, Boncer?

Ahh... so its because of someone else you're sad and pathetic. Who's the one struggling?
Yeah, i'm "sad and pathetic" for posting(and doing a favour) for a new member who couldn't post new threads yet. SOOOOOOOORRRYYYYY.

Proved you're a gutless spineless weasel who wont follow through with his threats. Good times.
Trying to get personal are we Boncer?

The post was valid for 2 examples. Thats why it was used twice. Are you saying you can't use things for different examples? As for the second part refer to my answer to your answer to h.
Fair enough.

In your response to a thread that I created about you, you involve Doggies. Why not LJ, Bigman or Wally? What was it you said about Doggies? He attacks you for no reason? Right......
I involved Doggies because he was trying to immitate me. Such a big deal is it that I didn't include your other friends?

Sad really. Using my line against me AND copying someone else who's already said that. Struggling Kerrby?
Wrong again. I didn't copy what HawkPatrol said, I said something different. What's wrong with using your line? If it cuts you that deep then I won't use it.

Hmm.....?

 

[wce_all_da_way]

I am not friends with Boncer Kerrby. Yuck.

 

[Kerrby]

I am not friends with Boncer Kerrby. Yuck.

My mistake . Is that an insult to you, I can change it if you want.

 

[boncer34]

Hmm.....?

Just for the purpose of this I'll refer to all your red lines as point A, B, C and so on.

A) Stuggling to comprehend are we Kerrbs? You said he attacks every post. You're saying thats not blown outta proportion?
B) No worries
C) Nothing wrong with signing players. It'd be nice to keep them though wouldn't it?
D) That wasn't the question. Do I need to remind you that I was on your "wall" before I'd even posted?
E) If it was a rule why didn't the moderators enforce it?
F) If you'll re-read my post I didn't actually say you went to a mod. I said you threatened. If your reffering to me in your little dig need I remind you again that I was on the wall before I even posted in the thread? I was quite happy not to but you knew damn well I'd post if you did that.
G) Thats ok. I'll forgive you.
H) Personal? Nope. Just stating facts.
I) Skip that one
J) Hows he trying to immitate you? By posting?
K) Wrong again? Where else was I wrong? But you are right you did say something different. I apologise. You can use it if you want, but it's always kinda sad and pathetic when you can't come up with something of your own. Hey wait a minute......

Go ____ yourself Wally. Hawks and me are over.