Toast You wish you were Lachie Jones

[TeeKray]

He reminds me of Cam O'Shea.

 

[robbo1981]

Anyone see a 6ft1 125kg beast with a bleached blonde mohawk / mullet in the riverbank stand or Megary room ? That be me you see

 

[backtozero]

He reminds me of Cam O'Shea.

Fridge mk.II

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

With current injuries he has a good chance of playing every game from now on.

 

[NoddyHolder]

He'll never play sanfl again

 

[Schulzenfest]

He reminds me of Cam O'Shea.

These posts are always bad but this is the most offensive one you've ever done

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Focussed

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Focussed

It is a characteristic of his that really stands out. It doesn't matter if he gets beaten or he does something spectacular, he has already moved onto the next minute. No exaggerated head dropping, no wild fist-pumping. Everything is like This happens in footy, get on with it.

When he kicks his first AFL goal his teammates will mob him and he will just have this expression of What else did you expect me to do? and then get on with the game. Maybe he will concede a Mona Lisa smile.

 

[malcheski]

It is a characteristic of his that really stands out. It doesn't matter if he gets beaten or he does something spectacular, he has already moved onto the next minute. No exaggerated head dropping, no wild fist-pumping. Everything is like This happens in footy, get on with it.

When he kicks his first AFL goal his teammates will mob him and he will just have this expression of What else did you expect me to do? and then get on with the game. Maybe he will concede a Mona Lisa smile.

Then one day he will break character and have a massive celebration and the crowd will lose their collective s**t.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Amazing to hear him say he wasn't happy with the way he bee lined the ball the first few contests.

Imagine what hell be doing when he is happy!

He overran the ball a couple of times, which allowed Richmond to gather the ball and work in space as Lachie wasn't able to keep pressuring the contest anymore.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Then one day he will break character and have a massive celebration and the crowd will lose their collective sh*t.

Our heads will collectively explode!

 

[Lefti93]

It is a characteristic of his that really stands out. It doesn't matter if he gets beaten or he does something spectacular, he has already moved onto the next minute. No exaggerated head dropping, no wild fist-pumping. Everything is like This happens in footy, get on with it.

When he kicks his first AFL goal his teammates will mob him and he will just have this expression of What else did you expect me to do? and then get on with the game. Maybe he will concede a Mona Lisa smile.

future leadership traits.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

future leadership traits.

His pre-match speech will be Just *ing win.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Have we got a nickname for him yet?

Because I know what I think we should call him.

 

[Moo87]

Have we got a nickname for him yet?

Because I know what I think we should call him.

Well, his is a brute from Bute...


So I think we should call him Roller.

 

[VineValerian]

Well, his is a brute from Bute...


So I think we should call him Roller.

Piledriver?

 

[VineValerian]

He reminds me of Cam O'Shea.

John Rombotis with a mullet.

 

[VineValerian]

Lachie Jones for Young Australian of the Year

 

[Steve Dore]

His pre-match speech will be Just f*n win.

A boy after my own heart.

 

[TeeKray]

I don't think Roller really suits him.

I think we should call him Jonesy.

 

[MrChow]

What about Big Bones Jones?


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[malcheski]

The Dulmial Mullet

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Mr Jones.

 

[afl2004]

We should call him "bitey" because he the big one

 

[bomberclifford]

Bongey Cones