Your BIG BROTHER

[Portia]

Hitler
Osama Bin Laden
Francisco Franco
Mussolini
Pol Pot
Fidel Castro
Jar Jar Binks
Stalin
Dan25
Kate Langbroek
carltoniscool (whatever name he goes by today)
Cheryl Kernot
Peter Hore (the guy that runs on the field during sporting events)
and to make up the numbers, three whining poms


No way I'd get voted off before that lot! $1000000 in the bank, thank you very much.

 

[Jars458]

Katie Holmes
Sarah O’Hare
Cameron Diaz
Catherine Zeta Jones
Halle Berry
Miss World
Billy Connolly
Tony Martin (late show version)
Geoffrey Robertson (intellectual debate)
Darren Lehmann
Darren Jarman
Phil Smythe
Mrs Robertson
Mrs Lehmann
Mrs Jarman
Mrs Smythe
so I would have no competition for the ladies a the top with all the wives there - they can cook and clean also

Voice of BigBrother - Michael Winslow

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Originally posted by Porthos
Kate Langbroek
No way I'd get voted off before that lot! $1000000 in the bank, thank you very much.

lol good one!
Oh god! Kate? Somebody kill the brainless twat now please!