Your crazy predictions for 2016

[ThexderX]

Certifiably insane predictions are:-

1. Travis Cloke to kick straight and thus meaning we capitalise on our momentum swings
2. Ben Reid to not tear some sort of leg muscle
3. Buckley to answer a press question without 57 cliche's per every 100 words
4. We get a fair run with the umps

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Why is that "crazy"? Would have thought it's entirely possible.

So, you're saying SpongePie's 'crazy' post is 'crazy'?

 

[Ulahoopski]

Certifiably insane predictions are:-

1. Travis Cloke to kick straight and thus meaning we capitalise on our momentum swings
2. Ben Reid to not tear some sort of leg muscle
3. Buckley to answer a press question without 57 cliche's per every 100 words
4. We get a fair run with the umps

3 and 4 happen regularly so hardly "certifiably insane".
Bucks is the least cliched coach in the AFL, but feel free to provide examples.
Pies received the 10th most free kicks this year and were penalised the least!

 

[Ulahoopski]

So, you're saying SpongePie's 'crazy' post is 'crazy'?

Yep, post is crazy, its contents aren't.

 

[boxy99]

Cloke to kick more goals than behinds

Some people just take these things to far

 

[McGuanes Seven]

Some people just take these things to far

I know I was supposed to put down a crazy prediction.......but, yes......i got carried away and its more of a dream!

 

[76woodenspooners]

3. Buckley to answer a press question without 57 cliche's per every 100 words

+ Buckley to answer a press question without reciting some obscure gameday stat (lies, damned lies, and ...)

 

[Ulahoopski]

Cloke to kick more goals than behinds

Like this year? 34.27.

 

[BC__]

Like this year? 34.27.

SNAP

 

[Greening Magic]

-Blair to play 4 games or less and de-listed at end of year.
-The Sack traded to Lions for Pick 62 and their most promising youngster.
-Blues snare another Number 1 pick - Jack Watts, as well as Number 1 in draft after winning 2 games for the year.
-Adam Treloar gets starstruck in front of the media and claims he's better looking than Alex Rance putting another nail in the Tigers coffin.
-Paul Roos to hand over the reins to Goodwin before seasons end.
-Eddie announces next succession plan - Pendles to coach team in 2023.
-Neither of the Scott brothers complain about being shafted by umpires/roof etc for a whole 2 weeks. (Most likely to occur pre-season.)
-Leppo claims he's going nowhere but finds himself locked out of the Gabba and replaced by one of his assistants (whoever they are).
-Michael Talia holds Buddy goalless after an all night session on the phone with an unnamed Swans player.

 

[TradeDraft]

Cloke to kick more goals than behinds

That is Really Crazy

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Reid plays the whole season
Collingwood finishes 3rd

 

[boxy99]

We will be linked to Sam Reid at some point off the year!

 

[Kappa]

BnF top 5:

Treloar
Pendlebury
Adams
Elliot
Sidebottom

 

[12kilos]

The navy poos to try and poach witts and sidebottom.

 

[12kilos]

BnF top 5:

Treloar
Pendlebury
Adams
Elliot
Sidebottom

Mine
1.Treloar
2.Pendelbury
3.Aish
4.Grundy
5.Reid and Moore

Rising star award Sier

 

[sirlothie]

Sidebottom to delay his contract extension to the end of the season and walk out. (did i really say that??)

 

[12kilos]

Sidebottom to delay his contract extension to the end of the season and walk out. (did i really say that??)

Disagree Toovey to request a trade after only playing 7 games.
Lions get there revenge by poaching Blair and Macafer

 

[ottoman]

My crazy predictions are

Hardas doesn't play the word association game by himself
jmac70 doesn't have a post referring to beer
Magpie Girl tells a poster to fu*k off
Gone Critical makes an irrational statement
Obese Arachnid fails to make me laugh
TradeDraft doesn't start a post with the words "so your saying......."
WalterBlaknWhte doesn't make an intellectually witty comment
popin doesn't post a pic
Anzacday doesn't make a dad joke
Vicky Park doesn't comment on the hairstyles of our players
Saintly Viewed makes no typo errors
Kappa doesn't get into a debate with another poster
Markfs doesn't use sarcasm
spartan-magpie doesn't make a reference to Greece

 

[Magpie Girl]

Hardas doesn't play the word association game by himself
jmac70 doesn't have a post referring to beer
Magpie Girl tells a poster to fu*k off
Gone Critical makes an irrational statement
Obese Arachnid fails to make me laugh
TradeDraft doesn't start a post with the words "so your saying......."
WalterBlaknWhte doesn't make an intellectually witty comment
popin doesn't post a pic
Anzacday doesn't make a dad joke
Vicky Park doesn't comment on the hairstyles of our players
Saintly Viewed makes no typo errors
Kappa doesn't get into a debate with another poster
Markfs doesn't use sarcasm
spartan-magpie doesn't make a reference to Greece

Oh you'd be bored in a week

 

[Gambit78]

ottoman will list me in a post about posters

 

[Apex36]

• Sier to win the brownlow, norm smith, Copeland, and be the starting centre in the all Australian team.

• Darcy Moore to win the rising star

Sier stiff to miss out on Rising Star in that scenario!

 

[TradeDraft]

We Sign Jack Watts as a FA

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarkyn Lockyer is made playing captain coach in Round 12 after Buckley is sacked with an 11-0 record for a string of uninspiring performances, most notably only beating Carlton by 150 points. Tarks claims Brownlow and Coleman playing as a high half forward flanker and leads us to premiership glory. Everyone agrees Tarks is GOAT, we build a big statue and rename Melbourne Tarkyntown.

Tarkyntown becomes capital of Australia, which is later renamed Lockyer Island.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Oh and another one, Corey Gault gets a senior game. But I don't want to make a prediction that's too ridiculous.