Social Science Your Current Insult Of Choice

[JG22]

suck eggs

 

[MaddAdam]

Other good ones in a Glaswegian accent - ya rocket, ya trumpet.

 

[MatthewB]

my boss uses "you dirty mexican"

 

[NSWCROW]

You utensil

 

[RelaxMax]

Correct is "bawbag". Scots.

Fukue Jima

 

[JG22]

imagine telling your boss to get down and suck on deze nuts

 

[Spirit Level]

dick cream

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Couldn't find his own arse with both hands.

As useful as a bandaid on a broken bone.

 

[Vedder]

I am bit hesitant to post this for fear of being politically incorrect

but if someone is pissing me off, ck smoker is my go to

Havent used it for a while, last time was a road rager

 

[atlas1]

Fcukwit seems to come out the most

 

[Vedder]

yeh fcuk knuckle used to be a popular one too

 

[JG22]

get down on all four..

 

[rippersnipper]

"Lay off the meth you *en cooked campaigner" - when someone does some mental s**t.

"Cooked" is my go-to word though. Can really put anything around it.

"How cooked are you?"
"He's *en cooked"
Etc.

Often refer to my mate as a "hairy campaigner" as well, but that's just banter.

 

[rippersnipper]

I am bit hesitant to post this for fear of being politically incorrect

but if someone is pissing me off, ck smoker is my go to

Havent used it for a while, last time was a road rager

I agree with the political correctness thing, no need to degrade minorities. However, we had some creepy arse teachers at school and whilst c**k smoker was on, my mate thought "c**k lord" was more hard hitting.

 

[SugarShane]

Pretty sure it gets you a warning if you say it on BigFooty, but my go to insult is related to the good people of Mongolia.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Pretty sure it gets you a warning if you say it on BigFooty, but my go to insult is related to the good people of Mongolia.

If it's the one I'm thinking of it's also a derogatory slur for a group of people.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Numpty
Muppet
Douchebag
Fu**wit

... Are all in good regular circulation/use.

 

[raskolnikov]

Pretty sure it gets you a warning if you say it on BigFooty, but my go to insult is related to the good people of Mongolia.

 

[Gough]

A favourite of my old man's, if you had another brain it would be lonely.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Pretty sure it gets you a warning if you say it on BigFooty, but my go to insult is related to the good people of Mongolia.

???

 

[JG22]

you bright spark

 

[GreyCrow]

To be honest most of my 20s insults were stolen from R L Ermey (RIP)

 

[Breva_]

Kontol Ayam

 

[justlookingaround]

So this isn't my insult of choice (I don't think I have one?...) and I wasn't outwardly trying to insult this person, but I was pretty proud of this encounter.

So I work at a magazine store in Melbourne cbd, was at the end of a long ass day on Friday night, always gets rowdy in the city around when we close on Friday nights (9pm) - I had already taken all our outside furniture in and was getting ready to close up when a group of rowdy ratty lads rocks up out the front, they're being belligerent and I instantly dislike them, more so when one of them announces he's gonna 'pick something up' and comes into the store.

He runs around the shop looking through all our stock, then runs up to me, 'Oi mate, you got any porno mags!?' - to which I responded 'Yeah, I've got a special edition with your mum on the cover'.

So he instantly gets really mad and starts yelling '******* DICKHEAD, YOURE A ******* DICKHEAD' and I for a second thought he was gonna punch me... he went outside and told his friends what I'd said, half of them were shocked, the other half were trying not to piss their pants laughing.

I ended up feeling kinda bad on the possibility that maybe his mum had died or something, and that's why he was so quick to anger. I was trying to be funny but obviously he thought I was an arsehole.

 

[Andronicus]

I find that peasant, muppet, spud, squid type insults are always used by people that are far less funny or clever than they think themselves to be.

I'm also guessing that without reading the thread most of these have already been posted by people that are calling me the aforementioned under their breath.