Toast Your favourite MFC scandal

[Proper Gander]

Let’s say top 3

1. Melksham punching May at wanky South Yarra French restaurant (bonus points if the club payout to the restaurant for damage to reception area was true).

2. Glen Bartlett lift door amputation piece

3. Anything to do with Sorrento vice capital of the nation

 

[Crimson Azure]

I’ve been thinking of a similar thread about all the Inglourious records Melbourne holds.

 

[Proper Gander]

I’ve been thinking of a similar thread about all the Inglourious records Melbourne holds.

A couple more years and we can bump that wonderful hoodoos thread!

 

[The Dr]

Gawn puking on Scully

The Energy Watch sponsorship debacle

Mark Neeld

 

[420]

Has to be entrcote. The idea of these meatheads throwing each other though the reception table a-la WWE is a hilarious image

 

[Crimson Azure]

Jack Watts enjoyed swimming and something else from memory.

At port but he will always be ours.

 

[Dancing Potato]

Let’s say top 3

1. Melksham punching May at wanky South Yarra French restaurant (bonus points if the club payout to the restaurant for damage to reception area was true).

2. Glen Bartlett lift door amputation piece

3. Anything to do with Sorrento vice capital of the nation

Wait, I need a reminder about this lift door amputation one. What happened?

 

[Brock 'n' Roll]

Quite a menu to choose from

Energy Watch sponsorship clear number one for me haha

Milkshake putting one on May chin number 2

Not Melbourne directly but the Hayden Burbank story sneaking over to WA for the Grand Final with false documents and going to jail haha

 

[TheBoss]

Getting cleared of tanking in 2009 and still ending up with a $500k fine and our coach and footy boss banned!

Totally innocent though, just fielded baffling teams and bizarre positional moves!

 

[Proper Gander]

Gawn puking on Scully

The Energy Watch sponsorship debacle

Mark Neeld

Classics

 

[Proper Gander]

Wait, I need a reminder about this lift door amputation one. What happened?

Bartlett chucked a wobbler because he reckoned Roffee tried to close the lift door at Optus to stop him travelling in the same lift. Same day he reckoned Gil McLoughlin tried to lean out of a selfie with him.

 

[McQueen]

Not really scandalous but…

Cale Morton

Cale Morton

Age

35

Ht

192cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.9

5star

K

10.8

4star

HB

8.1

5star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

CL

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

17.0

5star

K

10.2

4star

HB

6.8

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.0

3star

rates a couple mentions.

1) fleeing Brendan Lade

2) pissing off Neeld so much causing him to have one of the all time box melts.

 

[Dory_77]

Some lesser lights:

Beamer pissing on a bar during a big night out.

Sending Joel Smith back on the field injured during a pre-season game.

Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

28

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

bending windscreen wipers.

 

[Supermercado]

Jayden Hunt

5

Jayden Hunt

Age

30

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

3star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

2star

fingering Petracca's arse during the huddle of the last game of 2020. Especially when they had already established earlier in the year that he had an excessively long finger.

 

[MarcMaverick]

186 and 148

 

[Headless]

what is the bigfooty character limit per post

 

[Proper Gander]

Some lesser lights:

Beamer pissing on a bar during a big night out.

Sending Joel Smith back on the field injured during a pre-season game.

Clayton Oliver bending windscreen wipers.

I’d forgotten the Beamer bar pissing incident. I was quite new to footy and the Demons and already I was questioning the wisdom of my choices.

 

[MarcMaverick]

what is the bigfooty character limit per post

Oh I am ready for an essay. Vent away

 

[PerfectFooty]

Remember Jurrah getting a book put out in 2011 (which i found odd as he was early in a playing career) only for it all to go wrong for him around that time and for a bit after playing

 

[stEdy]

Brock McLean

Brock Mclean

Age

39

Ht

184cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

10.9

4star

HB

8.9

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

burnouts in the carpark, I think he even got fined for it?

 

[Dory_77]

Byron bowling up to training hungover

 

[space_cowboy]

Does Jurrah attacking someone with a machete count? Then there was the Sylvia overturned car incident. Mitch Clark, Jesse Hogan

23

Jesse Hogan

Age

30

Ht

196cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.0

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

5.7

4star

M

6.4

5star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

10.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

4.3

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

0.0

1star

G

0.0

1star

D

13.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

6.4

5star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

, Joel Smith... I'm not sure a single thread can do this topic justice.

 

[Bluelegs]

Luke Darcy finding out about the great beard growing competition of 2012.

 

[Johnny Karate]

The cancelled preseason camp in 2018

The cancelled training session under Bailey in 2011

The cancelled sacking of Cameron Schwab in 2011.

 

[stEdy]

When Mitch Clark retired because of depression then came back to play at the Cats then everyone hated him there and he quit again.