Society & Culture Your first world problems

[Swamps alias]

The MS Paint moustache is a work of art!

I’m a good looking rooster in disguise, aren’t I apollo_creed

 

[Swamps alias]

Is he still around under a different name ?

I have genuinely no idea. I know there has been a few name changes among the old guard but I lost track in about 2013.

I still get shocked when I see completely random handles hitting deep, spicy obscure memes right on the nose, only to find on inspection they are 12-year-old accounts three nicks past anything I recognise.

 

[Swamps alias]

nobody reconises you when your name is changed

 

[Billy ray]

nobody reconises you when your name is changed

Booo. Dont like your team choice mr incognito

 

[Run n Spread]

Bubbles with a shot of brandy for breakfast can make for very short and poorly remembered days.

Airports The one place you can get schnozzled at 9 am without judgement

 

[JackOutback]

Airports The one place you can get schnozzled at 9 am without judgement

And home. Unless you factor in self loathing.

 

[Scotland]

'Yeah gotta have a beer, it's the time difference'
'Aren't you flying from Perth to Geraldton?'

 

[Cruyff14]

My shoelace broke this morning when I went to do up my shoes.

 

[tryitout]

Numpties who line up in the business class/priority isle only to be sent to the back of the general admission queue. Can people not read?

 

[peternorth]

Numpties who line up in the business class/priority isle only to be sent to the back of the general admission queue. Can people not read?

Its a strange one.
However, on domestic flights qantas dont seem to give a s**t

 

[Hawk Dork]

Its a strange one.
However, on domestic flights qantas dont seem to give a s**t

They call seat numbers from 1 to 10 or so first

 

[peternorth]

They call seat numbers from 1 to 10 or so first

not always.
and even then dont give a s**t. well sometimes.

 

[tryitout]

Its a strange one.
However, on domestic flights qantas dont seem to give a s**t

Yep, unless it's an international flight where I wont get bothered too much by the bogan families running the isles for overhead storage I will wait until last to walk on.

 

[SirKarl0s]

My phone had a fit and now it only charges normally and not 'fast'. I even bought a new cord and that didn't work.

 

[Billy ray]

My washing machine is leaking

 

[peternorth]

netflix, disney, kayo, other acquired movies/tv shows on server. dunno what to watch

 

[Hawk Dork]

My washing machine is leaking

Usually a coin/rock cracked the side of your water pump or a loose hose

 

[Billy ray]

Usually a coin/rock cracked the side of your water pump or a loose hose

I found a coin in the part i can unscrew at the front behind a openable flap. But still leaking from behind.

back panel is screwed in with odd shaped screws i don’t have a screwdriver for
Edit. Its an asko

 

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

Got a lift with my brother today. Absolute psycho weaving in and out of traffic on the monash in pouring rain driving 2 meters off peoples arses amazed I even made it home alive. Went off at him and told him to slow the * down and says I'm distracting him and he's driving normal lol. The entire trip he just bitches about how other people drive like non stop until the trips over.

One point we come up behind a car doing 100kmph in the very left lane. We come up to them and he's throwing his arms in the air going *******... the bloke wasn't even doing anything wrong!

 

[Hawk Dork]

I found a coin in the part i can unscrew at the front behind a openable flap. But still leaking from behind.

back panel is screwed in with odd shaped screws i don’t have a screwdriver for
Edit. Its an asko

You can buy the weird screw driver heads
Ive got a set of them for all kinds of things they slot into a screwdriver handle

Maybe google asko and try and find out what they call that screw head.
It wont be too hard to replace a part or tighten a clamp
There will probably be a youtube
or give someone some money to do it.

 

[Hawk Dork]

I found a coin in the part i can unscrew at the front behind a openable flap. But still leaking from behind.

back panel is screwed in with odd shaped screws i don’t have a screwdriver for
Edit. Its an asko

One of those 38 may fit

ALDI special buys™ new range every Wednesday and Saturday - ALDI Australia

ALDI

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[Cuzz09]

Got a lift with my brother today. Absolute psycho weaving in and out of traffic on the monash in pouring rain driving 2 meters off peoples arses amazed I even made it home alive. Went off at him and told him to slow the fu** down and says I'm distracting him and he's driving normal lol. The entire trip he just bitches about how other people drive like non stop until the trips over.

One point we come up behind a car doing 100kmph in the very left lane. We come up to them and he's throwing his arms in the air going *******... the bloke wasn't even doing anything wrong!

My mate drives like that. Thinks he's Awesome but has written off 3 cars and a motorbike. Great bloke but behind the wheel turns into a maniac. Gets angry too easy and HAS to go fast.

I refuse to get in his car anymore.

"Ahhh I'll meet you there"

On SM-G925I using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Billy ray]

One of those 38 may fit

ALDI special buys™ new range every Wednesday and Saturday - ALDI Australia

ALDI

www.aldi.com.au

My neighbour had something like this so used it, got in there were a few holes in the waste pipe from machine bouncing around and piercing itself. Filled holes with silicon and so far is holding up fine a week or so later and about 10 loads.

 

[Cruyff14]

The water in the shower taking too long to warm up when you turn it on.

 

[Quivorir]

100%. My water takes for ever to get hot except for the launrdy sink. I've assumed its because its a two story house so the water has more places it can flow to but no idea if that is how it works. I waste so much water just waiting for it to get hot.