Society & Culture Your first world problems

[perthblue]

cafe running out of complimentary mini-biscotto with each takeaway coffee

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

I have a similar problem

I have to beat off to women with my bat every day, not enough time to fap to them all. Not enough juice either.

Wait to you get old and have testorone lows

 

[exe ex machina]

 

[Scotland]

Office kitchen only has Hilo milk.

 

[GROTTO]

No matter what I do I cant crack the 4sec barrier in 0-100km/hr in my car.

 

[MatthewB]

No matter what I do I cant crack the 4sec barrier in 0-100km/hr in my car.

What type of car

 

[Perth gal]

I have a arm injury from work. Work insurance claim hasn't been processed yet so I am having to pay for doctors visits out of my own money.

 

[edgie]

No matter what I do I cant crack the 4sec barrier in 0-100km/hr in my car.

Me neither!

Or the 8... or the 12....

Also how much is that in miles, exactly?

 

[BotsMaster]

The empty box of tissues in our office hasn't been replaced

 

[TMFKAV]

Woolies were out of Double Coat Tim Tams this morning, so I had to settle for regular

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[JackOutback]

Office kitchen only has Hilo milk.

Savages.

Still waiting for my book to be delivered. I mean, I could have paid more from a bookshop, but $10 is $10.

 

[William Wonka]

Giggling young women in the unit across from me keeping me up at night.

Its probably GG.exe making them giggle.
C'mon GG! Jase is trying to get some sleep.


It annoys me when Asian restaurants bring me a fork instead of chopsticks and I have to call the waitress back to ask for some.

 

[The Passenger]

Ad Blockers have basically broken my internet. Come on guys - you have one job.

Sometimes when I cast from google chrome, it can't find my Chromecast which usually requires a reboot.

 

[TMFKAV]

My Porsche has to go in for a service today, which means that I'll have to use the Ferrari to get to work at McDonald's

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[MWPP]

I’m working most of the next 2 weekends and 23 of the next 24 days

Insomnia , and worrying about first world problems such as the above is one thing that’s contributing to it

 

[RU_]

Other road users being slow plebs.

 

[Frank Bunn]

I had to press the button twice for my Business Class seat to go flat.

 

[exe ex machina]

Its probably GG.exe making them giggle.
C'mon GG! Jase is trying to get some sleep.

It wouldn't be me next door to him if the women were giggling

 

[Cruyff14]

Muscles are fatigued from gym.

 

[raskolnikov]

Not getting my Cheap Undies order delivered.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

My ongoing one sided fued with Phil Collins.

Is it about a guy who could have saved another guy from drowning but didn't?

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Coconut oil on my phone screen after visiting pr0n hub

 

[ioppolo]

My old mobile shit itself so I had to buy a new one

 

[Bomberboyokay]

The hot water in my kitchen tap takes a while to actually get hot.
Dirt from our neighbour's pot plant continuously blows onto our balcony.

Sometimes, my mobile phone reception drops out.

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

Our carport spot is a bit of a tight squeeze.

I don't care that we have a safe and secure off-street parking spot, it's a damned struggle to get in and out of and I want to let everybody know how mightily inconvenienced I am.

Next doors cat sleeping on my car and leaving its fur everywhere over it

Giggling young women in the unit across from me keeping me up at night.

These seem like things that would happen in poor countries too.

 

[Scotland]

The trains in Perth don't have free Wifi.