Society & Culture Your first world problems

[Cruyff14]

Well, what are some of the problems you deal with regularly yet someone not so fortunate would crave to be in your shoes?

The hot water in my kitchen tap takes a while to actually get hot.
Dirt from our neighbour's pot plant continuously blows onto our balcony.

 

[TMFKAV]

Sometimes, my mobile phone reception drops out.

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Doss]

Our carport spot is a bit of a tight squeeze.

I don't care that we have a safe and secure off-street parking spot, it's a damned struggle to get in and out of and I want to let everybody know how mightily inconvenienced I am.

 

[Cruyff14]

I'm only going to have 2GB of data on my plan next month.

 

[exe ex machina]

I have to beat women off with a bat every day, not enough time to sleep with them all. But its depressing.

 

[Billy ray]

My butler bought beluga rather than kaluga caviar

 

[Rooz90]

Dunking a biscuit and losing half of it in the cup of coffee/tea

 

[Gough]

My ongoing one sided fued with Phil Collins.

 

[Lebbo73]

My ongoing one sided fued with Phil Collins.

What caused that?

 

[Gough]

What caused that?

He did.

 

[Cruyff14]

My ongoing one sided fued with Phil Collins.

He's just announced a tour, too.

 

[Doss]

He did.

The first time, the last time you ever met?

 

[MatthewB]

Next doors cat sleeping on my car and leaving its fur everywhere over it

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Social media bullies.

 

[CheapCharlie]

Coffee shop
No sugar on the tables
wtf?

 

[Billy ray]

Coffee shops who do say avo smash on crunchy bread and dont give steak knives

 

[Billy ray]

Cafes that dont have menus on their facebook or insta page. Take a friggen photo ya mugs

 

[M Malice]

Giggling young women in the unit across from me keeping me up at night.

 

[t_94]

Recycled things that shit me thread

 

[edgie]

I have more money than most of the world but less money than most Australians

 

[edgie]

I have to beat women off with a bat every day, not enough time to sleep with them all. But its depressing.

I have a similar problem

I have to beat off to women with my bat every day, not enough time to fap to them all. Not enough juice either.

 

[Jatz]

Optus have gifted me a free 50gb of data every month (on top of the 15gb I already get). I know I should be happy about that but what on earth am I supposed to do to get anywhere near using 65gb of data each month? I'd prefer they gave me something that's actually useful to me. Like $10 off my monthly bill or something.

The other one I hate is getting to the station of a morning and realising I've left me earphones at home. I just know the day is completely ruined when that happens.

 

[Quivorir]

I have to beat women off with a bat every day, not enough time to sleep with them all. But its depressing.

What a sad life you must live.

 

[Smoooothy]

My hot water only lasts 3 mins at a time, I can't have a bath

My NBN connection is only 25/5

 

[Gough]

Coffee shop
No sugar on the tables
wtf?

Even worse when there's only white sugar on the table and no raw sugar.