Society & Culture Your first world problems

[Coolangatta]

There was nobody working in the bakery tonight to slice my bread at Coles

I'll slice your bread if you know what I mean...

And by that I mean, you want thick or thin slices?

You're not fussed either way?

Righto then, sliced bread coming right up!

If you don't mind a finger or two.

^ That sounded wrong.

Cause I'd accidentally slice a finger off...

I'll show myself out.

 

[ash_1050]

Last time I went to Myer 6 years ago I was irritated because there was no one on hand to assist with purchasing clothing.
Last night I went to Myer I was irritated as I got asked four times in 5 minutes if I needed a hand with anything.

No wonder their stock price has tanked, they can't win regardless of what they do

 

[MatthewB]

I've changed stores at work and have gone from a 100mb internet connection to a 5mb connection

 

[Richard Cranium]

I'll slice your bread if you know what I mean...

And by that I mean, you want thick or thin slices?

You're not fussed either way?

Righto then, sliced bread coming right up!

If you don't mind a finger or two.

^ That sounded wrong.

Cause I'd accidentally slice a finger off...

I'll show myself out.

Something tells me you wouldn't be able to produce much more a thin slice.

 

[Scotland]

When I open Messenger on my phone it now defaults to active contacts instead of conversations, necessitating an extra tap/swipe.

 

[demondavey]

My wife doesn’t close the gate at night and I don’t like how it creates an inconsistent feel. It looks open and incomplete.

 

[demondavey]

My 6am Qantas flight got cancelled so I had to take a 6:30 Virgin flight. I had to walk to a different terminal.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

When I search for “big boobs” while browsing pr0n it always brings up those unrealistically massive ones on borderline fat girls. I just want nice big D or E cups not big sloppy fat girl ****.

There isn’t a search term you can enter that finds the most desirable boob size.

 

[demondavey]

When I search for “big boobs” while browsing pr0n it always brings up those unrealistically massive ones on borderline fat girls. I just want nice big D or E cups not big sloppy fat girl ****.

There isn’t a search term you can enter that finds the most desirable boob size.

 

[raskolnikov]

My Samsung phone keeps changing to landscape view even though I have it set to portrait only.

 

[utility]

Met a really hot girl on the weekend, had dinner with her and her friend. After eating we went to a nightclub for drinking and dancing.

Deep into the night the girl I was with offered me a threesome, her friend was keen. By the time we left they had consumed too many drinks, so neither felt up for it. As she stepped out from the taxi my girl exclaimed, "why didn't you tell me to stop drinking?"

Yes. Why.

I could have cried - especially after paying the drinks tab (four figures).

But otherwise it was a great night. Totally random experience. But no Penthouse Letters story.

 

[utility]

My wife doesn’t close the gate at night and I don’t like how it creates an inconsistent feel. It looks open and incomplete.

 

[Billy ray]

My wife doesn’t close the gate at night and I don’t like how it creates an inconsistent feel. It looks open and incomplete.

Euphemism??

 

[craigos]

Met a really hot girl on the weekend, had dinner with her and her friend. After eating we went to a nightclub for drinking and dancing.

Deep into the night the girl I was with offered me a threesome, her friend was keen. By the time we left they had consumed too many drinks, so neither felt up for it. As she stepped out from the taxi my girl exclaimed, "why didn't you tell me to stop drinking?"

Yes. Why.

I could have cried - especially after paying the drinks tab (four figures).

But otherwise it was a great night. Totally random experience. But no Penthouse Letters story.

Damn son, you got played.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Met a really hot girl on the weekend, had dinner with her and her friend. After eating we went to a nightclub for drinking and dancing.

Deep into the night the girl I was with offered me a threesome, her friend was keen. By the time we left they had consumed too many drinks, so neither felt up for it. As she stepped out from the taxi my girl exclaimed, "why didn't you tell me to stop drinking?"

Yes. Why.

I could have cried - especially after paying the drinks tab (four figures).

But otherwise it was a great night. Totally random experience. But no Penthouse Letters story.

**** thats harsh.

 

[Taylor]

Over $300 each on alcohol and they were really drunk and somehow not even more into it?

Lies.

I'm at peak "up for it" levels right before I tip over into feeling sick. At least I was when I could drink that much.

But $300+ .. What were you giving them??

 

[ioppolo]

$20 cocktails if it's a club seems likely.

 

[Taylor]

I think there would have to be some other substances involved to spend four figures.

 

[Scotland]

Or just a couple of pints at Perth prices.

 

[craigos]

I think there would have to be some other substances involved to spend four figures.

The hourly rate is at least $250 for anything clean.

 

[Perth gal]

Met a really hot girl on the weekend, had dinner with her and her friend. After eating we went to a nightclub for drinking and dancing.

Deep into the night the girl I was with offered me a threesome, her friend was keen. By the time we left they had consumed too many drinks, so neither felt up for it. As she stepped out from the taxi my girl exclaimed, "why didn't you tell me to stop drinking?"

Yes. Why.

I could have cried - especially after paying the drinks tab (four figures).

But otherwise it was a great night. Totally random experience. But no Penthouse Letters story.

The old I'll hang with this boy as he's paying for my drinks then I'll ditch him scenario. Even grandma here used to do it.

 

[utility]

The old I'll hang with this boy as he's paying for my drinks then I'll ditch him scenario. Even grandma here used to do it.

I had dinner with her last night. They just got too drunk.

 

[Billy ray]

I had dinner with her last night. They just got too drunk.

Niiiice

 

[chargers 09]

Lots of tight asses in this thread.

Abhorrent trait.


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[perthblue]

if you're paying hundreds of dollars to buy drinks for girls you don't even know then you are a mug