Your last meal

Happy Mastenator

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Apr 16, 2010
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Either slow roasted lamb shoulder or slow cooked lamb shanks with roasted chat potatoes and green beans. A couple of beers pre dinner with a nice red accompanying dinner.

Desert is self saucing chocolate pudding and ice cream.
 
Mar 29, 2010
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zimma

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Guessing the single olive was to make some kind of statement...

Seriously though going to have to go with Gacy on this one, demand a massive feast of heart attack, interesting thing though is are they not allowed alcohol?

Also i feel horrible for thinking gee Cherry Kool Aid and KFC, wheres the watermelon...
 

zimma

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So they actually get to choose their meal do they? Pretty cool

....except for the lethal injection part
I'm guessing within reason, for some reason doubt they will honor a death row inmates request for some kind of $1000 truffle, covered in gold leaf and served with a loaded 9mm garnish.

Seriously though from memory there was a story about a death row inmate who requested nothing but spaghetti-O's and got given normal tinned spaghetti instead. Considering it was a request worth about $2 it was a bit piss weak.
 

Stratton_Gun

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I'm guessing within reason, for some reason doubt they will honor a death row inmates request for some kind of $1000 truffle, covered in gold leaf and served with a loaded 9mm garnish.

Seriously though from memory there was a story about a death row inmate who requested nothing but spaghetti-O's and got given normal tinned spaghetti instead. Considering it was a request worth about $2 it was a bit piss weak.
Oh well who are they going to complain to? They will be dead haha
 
I'd have 6 big Cadbury blocks of assorted chocolates. They being Fruit & Nut, caramello, hazelnut, milk chocolate, roasted almond and top deck.

Two litre coke to drink and for dessert 4 packets of M & M's. 2 plain and 2 nut.

This would be my last meal request as I'm diabetic.
 
themidlandmaster that is a fascinating post. :thumbsu:

LOL- "left the pecan pie as he was saving it for later"

I also have the same favourite ice cream flavour as Timothy McVeigh :eek:
The guy that left the pecan pie had a mental age of a ten year old. What a credit to America it is that they are prepared to murder people like that.
 

HappyChappy35

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Jun 19, 2011
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Entree of tandoori chicken wraps, main meal of chips and fried chicken, washed down with some Jack Daniels + Coke. Jam donuts and a packet of Maltesers for dessert.
 

theboxmike

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Jun 16, 2008
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Oklahoma only gives you a limit of $15 for your last meal. That's pretty poor really, I know these people have done horribly things but you would at least want to make it $50-$100 per prisoner.

I'd have a feast of Pizza + Steak + Maccas + Pancakes/Waffles and something from huge from cold rock.
 
Jun 12, 2009
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Anyone hear about white supremacist killer Lawrence Brewer's last meal?

He ordered: Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.

He ate none of it; said he "wasn't hungry".
 
Apr 30, 2010
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Quality thread. I aspire to have the "Ted Bundy" once every week. Except with some smoked hickory sauce on top of the steak.
 

courtjester

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Aug 14, 2008
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Oklahoma only gives you a limit of $15 for your last meal. That's pretty poor really, I know these people have done horribly things but you would at least want to make it $50-$100 per prisoner.
Fun conversation topic, but why waste $100 on them if you're going to kill them. Be better off donating the food to poor families or something.
 

courtjester

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Anyone hear about white supremacist killer Lawrence Brewer's last meal?

He ordered: Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.

He ate none of it; said he "wasn't hungry".
I'll just have what he's having. But I'll eat it!
 
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