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My most embarrassing moment was when I was at the pub and buying drinks for my mates. I was meant to get 2 gin and tonics, 2 vodkas and a scotch. I kept repeating it over and over in my head. Then when I go to get served I get blind sided by this beautiful girl wearing a cougar t-shirt and say.

5 boobs thanks.
 
You can't sometimes. I remember when at secondary school some people actually were physically ill during class. Teacher wouldn't let them use the toilet because they weren't feeling well.
One guy was in an exam and was forced to use a water bottle to pee in as he wasn't allowed to leave the room.

Rubbish.
 

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I've done dozens of exams. I've never known anyone to be denied a toilet break in an exam. Ever.
My secondary college did this because the teachers thought that students would go and read cheat sheets instead of going to the toilet.
In my year level alone there were known students that would cheat rather than not go and have a toilet break.
 

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Not being able to hold my farts in when around other people. Instead of it being a silent but deadly it was loud and smelly.
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I remember a girl in my year 4 class went up to the teachers desk and basically just spewed all over it. was pretty hectic.
 
My secondary college did this because the teachers thought that students would go and read cheat sheets instead of going to the toilet.
In my year level alone there were known students that would cheat rather than not go and have a toilet break.

All that is missing is

Teach dropping his guts in class and evacuating all the students and sending them home early, causing them to fail the course. We all failed that year

Phwoar, then I went to catch the bus home and a bloke had his dick out and was pissing on the seat at the bus stop, I tried to ignore him but he had a boner.

Then I got on the bus and someone had farted, it was gross
 

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My most embarrassing moment was when I was at the pub and buying drinks for my mates. I was meant to get 2 gin and tonics, 2 vodkas and a scotch. I kept repeating it over and over in my head. Then when I go to get served I get blind sided by this beautiful girl wearing a cougar t-shirt and say.

5 boobs thanks.
I had a similar experience, kept repeating to myself '2 gin and tonics, 2 vodkas and a scotch'. Then I get served by a female bartender wearing a cougar t-shirt and say...

2 flat whites thanks.
 
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