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Now listen up for thuck sake,we must at all times back one another,we have to run and thucking run hard,there will be no sooking to the umpires,if i see one of yous answer an umpire you will be bloody dragged is that clear,listen the other mob dont like it hard
we have to hit them with full force,this will be done at the first bounce ok.nick the pieman,you keep tellin me u wanna play centre
well heres your thucking chance,when that ball is bounced run in and clean the first bastard you see ok,CAN YOU HANDLE IT NICK!!!

jubjub when the ball is bounced you gotta be
runnin through to back up nick ok,fellas at all centre bounces i want you all toe to toe with your opponent,YOU WILL WEAR HIM LIKE A SECOND JUMPER AND IF HE DOESNT LIKE IT THUCKEN HIT HIM!!!
strenght through loyality THAT GOAL SQUARE IS YOUR PATCH YOU OWN IT,WELL BLOODY WELL ACT AS THOUGH YOU OWN IT.YOU ARE THE FOWARD RUCK OK,mags u gotta get down into the square when he's rucking ok.SS11 IF YOURE GOIN TO SNOT SOMEONE MAKE SURE THE GOALIE AINT LOOKIN OK,listen fellas its easy when in a pack just go for the nuts ok,I WANNA SEE THEM BASTARDS FEEL PAIN.IF I SEE ONE OF YOU BASTARDS WAVE TO THE TRANER THAT YOU ARE BLEEDING I WILL PERSONALLY RUN ONTO THE FIELD AND BELT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IS THAT CLEAR.TOADY WE BLEED FOR THE JUMPER AND WE BLEED TOGETHER FOR THIS CLUB.the easy days have gone fellas,IF YOU DONT LIKE IT HARD AND ROUGH WELL THUCK OFF YOUR NOT WANTED.
darky you have class SHOW ME YOU GOTTA SHOW ME YOUR CLASS,YOUVE NEARLY BANKRUTED THIS THUCKEN CLUB NOW ITS OUR TURN TO ASK'SHOW US'

fellas the mesasage today is simple the harder you work the easier it is,AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR.AS A TEAM AND ONLY AS A TEAM
WILL WE BE ABLE TO DO THE THINGS WE HAVE SET OUT TO DO.YOUR TEAM MATE IS YOUR THUCKEN BROTHER IF HE GETS HIT U GET HIT,IF HE BLEEDS YOU BLEED,WHEN HE GOALS YOU GOAL.
AT THE TEAM MEETING LAST NITE YOU WERE ALL TOLD WHAT YOU HAD TO DO,YOU GAVE ME A COMMITTMENT,you gave me your word,WE HAVE AGREED THAT FROM THIS DAY ON WE WILL NOT LOOK BACK,ITS GOIN TO BE THUCKEN HARD,TEETH WILL BE LOST BONES WILL BREAK,HEADS WILL SPLIT OPEN,LIPS WILL SMASHED OPEN,ITS ALL THE SMALL PRICE OF US GIVING YOU THE GUERNSY
TO WEAR WITH THUCKING HONESTY AND PRIDE.
NOW GET YOUR SWEET ARSES OUT THERE AND THUCKING SHOW ME,SHOW EACH OTHER,SHOW YOUR SUPPORTERS,THAT FROM THIS THUCKING DAY ON WE TAKE NO PRISONERS, NOW PISS OFF OUT THERE AND LETS DO IT.

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Well thew blew up the chicken man in philly last night now they blew up his house too down on the boardwalk they're gettin'ready for a fight gonna see what them racket boys can do,SHITE!!
 
Wow Joffa sounds like the exact same spenches u give in the Cricketers before the pies matches.

Lol

[This message has been edited by Mags (edited 25 January 2001).]
 
when im playin coach joffas team
i will be go down in first 5 seconds with a hammy'the guy is a nutter he scares me'
 

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Team Kournikova's pre match---->

Ok Mags you tag number 36 (Easty) brake his neck, RF1 stay in the square and all the opposition players will come to you coz your good looks and open space in the forward line for QT and Miss Magpie. Sandie keep smokin that pot in the back lines, get the forwards high and convince them to run off the field. Everyone else rememebr, we dont win, yous are all gone..1,2,3 ANNA!
 
Have you blokes been studying Tommy Hafeys and Ron Barrasi's 'The seventies guide to coaching and how to inspire your team'?

Cmon, its the 00's fellas, you gotta caress not kerunch. S.N.A.F.P's (sensitive new age football players) wont put up with the old style of insults and abuse anymore!
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