Zach tells everyone to GAGF!

[mike ross]

 

[Dave]

Me like.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

 

[A Cut Above]

Things Better Value Than Paying Zackah Crabbah Merrett 830k/Year For 6 Years

 

[zackah]

Damn that was going to be my exact fred title!

Look forward to all the posts about Zacky boy now being s**t.

Oh look A Cut Above has already started

 

[zackah]

frggr when you're back from the abyss you can melt in here please.

 

[A Cut Above]

Damn that was going to be my exact fred title!

Look forward to all the posts about Zacky boy now being sh*t.

Oh look A Cut Above has already started

For all the s**t we cop about Tom Mitchell we weren't dumb enough to sign him for 6 years on 830k a year... and he's a Brownlow winner.

Zach Merrett's career highlight is being an All-Australian. Once. Four years ago.

 

[Haduken]

quality news
oh and also

A cut above is a campaigner

 

[zackah]

For all the sh*t we cop about Tom Mitchell we weren't dumb enough to sign him for 6 years on 830k a year... and he's a Brownlow winner.

Zach Merrett's career highlight is being an All-Australian. Once. Four years ago.

Twice. 2017 and 2021

 

[zackah]

inb4 we redraft Jackson at the end of the year.

 

[A Cut Above]

Twice. 2017 and 2021

Essendon* Payment Structure: Pay employees for tasks they haven't accomplished but might in future.


....which explains James Hird's massive coaching salary for that Premiership he never won.

 

[ChappyUK]

Cats are getting Parish so this is fine.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Cats are getting Parish so this is fine.

I'm not impressed with this. It will mean gender neutral bathrooms and they/their pronouns will need to be introduced.. * that.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Here come the Essendon blow in Bay Flogs who aside from Big Z, have barely been spotted in the bay over the past 2 years

#sobrave
#WeAreEssingtin

 

[A Cut Above]

Cats are getting Parish so this is fine.

Is he 33 already?

 

[zackah]

Wow so many melty Hawf, handbagger and bloos flogs here. If there were any Brions fans at all they would no doubt be melting here too

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Was Francis there during the Hird drug years or..?

Blues drop Murphy, Bombers defender Francis to take short mental health break

Bombers defender Aaron Francis has been granted personal leave to return to South Australia for a week, meaning he will miss Sunday’s match against Hawthorn.

www.theage.com.au

 

[zackah]

* it. Fred stickied. Mod powers sufficiently abused

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Title should be changed to Zach tells Norf to GAGF, given they have the only midfield he might actually improve by joining.

 

[moncon]

Zachary Merrett >> Anagram Generator >> Artery Meth Czar

 

[Tiger2709]

Here come the Essendon blow in Bay Flogs who aside from Big Z, have barely been spotted in the bay over the past 2 years

#sobrave
#WeAreEssingtin

Ah those were the days, bestboff season in a long time.

 

[Laphroaig]

The question on everyone's lips is how deeply Zach will embrace the Brody Grundy knock off early plan.

I'm guessing balls deep.

 

[ChappyUK]

Is he 33 already?

He's 15 years younger than Burgoyne.

 

[A Cut Above]

He's 15 years younger than Burgoyne.

The chap who'll soon become our second 400+ game player? I can't recall a Geelong player achieving that honor.

 

[ChappyUK]

The chap who'll soon become our second 400+ game player? I can't recall a Geelong player achieving that honor.

We don't keep list cloggers for purely sentimental reasons.