Media ZINGERS SEASON 40

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I spot a beauty* every time I look in the mirror

*questionable

I've seen better heads in the local piss trough.

 

[Grav]

Seems everybody wants a piece of the action.

 

[Kilroy]

Nice to know the Baghdadis can still inspire this sort of loose vitriol.

Millky95 is one of the most outspoken advocates for quality over quantity, but even he would admit he has learnt his trade from (amongst others) a few choice Bombers in his time here.

This IMO is one of his best.

We had a stock standard thread with the Bombers which went exactly to expectations: horrible. They suck. The worst posting unit in the league who are so self-masturbatory it is actively uncomfortable to be around. Their obsession with themselves to come to other teams threads unprompted, untagged and most importantly, unwanted is gross. They kill engagement. And me, saying this, will just cause the same "no, u", "lol you're so melllltttyy LMAFFOF" and "we owned you by being so gud" responses that just illustrate my point.

That "banter" of posting the Milky Bar kid was so old when I arrived in the SFA in S19. It isn't funny or clever. They will think they are the best for doing it. When Milky is spelt wrong for the character to begin with.

So much of this post had to be pre-edited to avoid me getting an infraction which quite frankly I am this fucking close to just coping because those dipshits, the Breads and the current version of the Old Boys just make this place sad to be around now.

Even posting this takes the wind out of my sails about the league. Doesn't help the Swans are gonna be shit all year. My work distraction makes me want to do work now.

 

[Kilroy]

Credit where it’s due …

Honestly, they don't actually age that well. I think I must have deleted some of them because there's only this one left:



This is a better one that stands the test of time:

 

[beez]

NO NO NO IT'S SO LAME. STOP TRAUMATISING ME.

 

[Braklet]

Close but no cigar

Of course it's no cigar, Clarkey. It's an islands-only grapefruit soda.

Hey BLUEALLTHRU, is that one of your Zingers?

Ting ==> Sleng Teng, probably the first fully electronic reggae riddim

 

[Gralin]

Seems everybody wants a piece of the action.

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i did have a zinger last night

 

[Senor M]

Nice to know the Baghdadis can still inspire this sort of loose vitriol.

Millky95 is one of the most outspoken advocates for quality over quantity, but even he would admit he has learnt his trade from (amongst others) a few choice Bombers in his time here.

This IMO is one of his best.

TIL that according to Kiljoy Season 40 started in March

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

We just had a minor earth quake 5 mins ago lol
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Did Grav fall out of bed again?

#zinger

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Any others from the other match threads?? Elton Johns Wig , Tonga Bob

 

[Tonga Bob]

Any others from the other match threads?? Elton Johns Wig , Tonga Bob

Check our team thread for the Pwned Trophy in the round review next week

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Check our team thread for the Pwned Trophy in the round review next week

Will do but I was hoping to create a thread where everyone else does all the work! TheInjuryFactory I can't compete.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Will do but I was hoping to create a thread where everyone else does all the work! TheInjuryFactory I can't compete.

Work smarter not harder

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

@TheInjuryFactory I can't compete

I have literally achieved this once from about 200 media threads.

 

[Gralin]

I have literally achieved this once from about 200 media threads.

And what a thread it was

 

[Kilroy]

I have literally achieved this once from about 200 media threads.

I bet you won the beez that season too.

Outrageous

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I bet you won the beez that season too.

Outrageous

Last season? Nah Bob doesn't let me win those anymore

 

[Gralin]

Last season? Nah Bob doesn't let me win those anymore

He needs a name change I reckon

 

[Kilroy]

He needs a name change I reckon

More like …

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Headless did you find anything funny in your BYE thread?

It looked to be very active.

 

[Headless]

Headless did you find anything funny in your BYE thread?

It looked to be very active.

Too hard to keep up, BLUE.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

East Side Vs Warriors

You can stay as long as you bring the Whore Tree

Poor thing's rooted.

Good work lads.

#zinger

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

OOBS VS ROYS

Keep you're ears to the ground and your eyes open for #Zingers

*your

Lucky stupidity isn't a crime, that means you're free to go.

#Zingers

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

 

[Kilroy]

Bazinga!
Top draw stuff.
This will get the approval of the storm troopers.

What’s a bazinga?

Bazinga (noun) bah-zing-gah: A made up word that sounds funny and doesnt actually mean anything apart from the context you use it in

Mobbs asked me to talk to Headless but I can't recall what about, so i'll just waffle on and draw him in with inane pleasantries and then bazinga ....

I’d like to hear some more bazingas…

Bazinga