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  1. HugeJohnson

    Speculation Harry Lemmey

    Got a rumour from a source that reckons he overheard there's a few clubs enquiring about Carlton Harry Lemmey. A couple of clubs with a bird mascot and one that vaguely resembles and/or relates to electricity are asking the questions.... What would it take Carlton-heads? Let's get a deal done...
  2. HugeJohnson

    Should players stop running during their goal celebrations?

    Just watching Tom Papleys celebration after kicking that goal from 50 today, he exploded in to a full pelt sprint to celebrate the goal. If I'm a coach, I'd be happy he kicked the goal, but I think I'd also be slightly concerned about taking the celebration too far. He could easily have pinged...
  3. HugeJohnson

    Do you think there will ever be a Grandfather at AFL level?

    G'day folks. Just sitting around the breakfast table today with my mum, dad and aunt, who is visiting from Canada at the moment when we got in to a discussion. I got to thinking, with players like Boaky, Pendlebury, even players back in the day like Dustin Fletchery and Boomer Harvey playing...
  4. HugeJohnson

    Roast We are at round 1 and THIS is the big headline from the AFL official page

    The season hasn't even begun yet for more than half the teams and already we have to hear this shit about who is chasing who? Can we seriously not leave this stuff until later in the year? I find it pretty sad and pathetic if this is already what's on people's minds and what they think we want...
  5. HugeJohnson

    [Roast] Australia in India world cup celebration tour T20 series

    This may be taken as an overreaction over a harmless T20 series, but I just have to say it, I absolutely hate that Cricket Australia have decided that it was a good idea to stay in India after a long and gruelling world cup to play this absolute joke of a series. Do you think anyone in the...
  6. HugeJohnson

    Who will be better in 2024? Crows, Lions, Carlton, Pies, Essendon, Freo, GC, Geelong, GWS, Hawks, Dees, Roos, Port, Rich, St.K, Syd, Dogs or WC?

    Thought it would be interesting to get everyone's opinion on which of these teams will be better in 2024?
  7. HugeJohnson

    Is 'Tex' Walker the best racist player in the comp?

    As we all probably know, Tex Walker is a racist. Since making his brave return to football from a completely sufficient 6 week break over the latter parts of 2021 and early 2022, I would now like to ask the question - Has Tex been the best player who is also a proven racist in the comp since...
  8. HugeJohnson

    Is Kayne Turner the worst player currently playing regular AFL games?

    I am totally baffled as to the reasons why North Melbourne continue to select this guy. He's 27 years old, somehow made his way to 125 games, averaging 11 disposals. He should be one of the leaders of North Melbourne with that sort of experience and with their list profile, yet in 7 games so far...
  9. HugeJohnson

    Rumour Ken Hinkley Cooking up a Master Plan?

    Don't be fooled by our laconic hitouts in the internal trial and the practice match last week. I've got a rumour from an inside source at the club that Ken Hinkley has developed an unbeatable game plan over the off season behind closed doors which would potentially revolutionize the competition...
  10. HugeJohnson

    Umpiring Eleni Glouftsis should not be umpiring AFL

    If you had have watched the practice game today between Port Adelaide and West Coast, you would have seen Eleni stuffed up her centre bounces time and time and time again. This is a basic umpiring skill. Sure, two or three times a game you could forgive, but the way she continually sent the ball...
  11. HugeJohnson

    Is it time to close this board down?

    Chief was just scrolling through the site and came upon this board, last post before this was nearly 2 years ago, as far as I can tell about 4 posts in the last 4 years with one of those being some kind of joke. Just wondering if we might save some server space and functionality to the site if...
  12. HugeJohnson

    bAI 13

    Taylor Walker, star forward for the Adelaide Crows, had always been a natural on the football field. But there was one thing that had always been a challenge for him: tying his shoelaces. He had never quite mastered the skill, and his laces were always coming undone mid-game, causing him to stop...
  13. HugeJohnson

    Movie Script

    Title: The Laidback Mischief FADE IN: EXT. BEACH - DAY We see ADAM SANDLER, a laidback guy in his early 30s, wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, sitting on a beach chair, sipping on a drink, and listening to music. He is enjoying his life to the fullest. Suddenly, a group of rowdy...
  14. HugeJohnson

    Port AdelAI

    Ken Hinkley stood at the bar, nursing his drink and watching the patrons move around the crowded room. He had always been drawn to the energy and excitement of nightclubs, and he found himself returning to this particular one time and time again. As he sipped his drink, he felt a tap on his...
  15. HugeJohnson

    Photos of Stephen Paxman

  16. HugeJohnson

    Delete this thread

    For me it would have to be that empire strikes back was a perfect movie except Yoda should have been dressed more sexily. Discuss
  17. HugeJohnson

    Merry Christmas Sanfl Squad!

    To al my home boys and home girls in the Sanfl Sphere, a very merry Christmas to you all and a bloody heaps good new year too! Kisses
  18. HugeJohnson

    Merry Christmas!

    Merry Christmas to all my fellow TSL board residents! Let's have a merry Christmas and a very merry new year and get down!
  19. HugeJohnson

    I'm all in next season

    I heard Chris Davies the other day on 5aa saying he doesn't understand why that human sausage cRowie said that we are all-in next season after our trade period. His reasoning was we picked up a young highly rated talent in JHF and our number of first rd draft picks in the lat few years so we're...
  20. HugeJohnson

    Songs with sequels

    Was listening to The Unforgiven 1,2,3 by Metallica today and got me thinking which other songs have 'sequels'? Specifically I mean songs that have been followed up on a later album, not consecutive tracks with multiple parts like Shine on you Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd.
  21. HugeJohnson

    Request I should be able to like my own posts.

    Quite often, I'll make a very profound or insightful post that deserves a like from myself, as I either had a little chuckle to myself while writing it or gave myself a pat on the back for my good opinion. It also reinforces self-confidence and promotes positive self esteem. As such I think it...
  22. HugeJohnson

    Matt Guelfi vs Peter 'Spider' Everitt

    At the end of his career, will Matt Guelfi or Spider Everitt have had the better career?
  23. HugeJohnson

    Is Todd Marshall a once in a generation key forward?

    Genuine question. Hot todddies
  24. HugeJohnson

    How long can Aaron Finch continue to play for Australia?

    I'm gonna admit, I haven't been a huge fan of Finch at any time in his career, no idea why, for whatever reason I've just never rated him, even when he was arguably the best T20 batsman in the world. His record speaks for itself, an average of 40+ in ODI and 35 in T20 is good going whichever way...
  25. HugeJohnson

    Implementing effective strategies to compensate for our current defensive deficiencies

    G'day Port Adelaide fans and bigfooty forum users. It's now time to have a serious discussion about our defensive capabilites after suffering a disastrous start to the season on our tall defensive key position player stocks. McKenzie, Allir and Clurey, listed respectively in alphabetical...
  26. HugeJohnson

    That's as good as a win boys

    We took it right up to those dick heads. A cutla less injuries and we take those four points. I'm actually proud of the club tonightzwe could have been slaughtered but we made an honest game of it Get well soon Mckenzie, Dixon, Rozee, Clurey and Farell. We get those blokes back we are right in...
  27. HugeJohnson

    Why do commentators and media people wear suits?

    It's just football. They are literally just sitting around talking about football with their mates. Does anyone here really care if these guys are wearing a suit? It's like they are getting all dressed up and trying to look professional when most of them don't even know anything about half the...
  28. HugeJohnson

    Brad Hogg - A National Treasure

    G'day cricket fans, last night we had a small family get together at my Aunty Sarah and Uncle Phillips house and we decided to play a game that we call Poetry Blitz. The aim of the game is we basically go around in a circle and whoevers turn it is gets to pick a topic, then the rest of us create...
  29. HugeJohnson

    Are the goals too small?

    Hey folks, sorry for intruding here, I wanted to post this to the Main Board but I have insufficient privileges. Was watching the game on Friday night with my mum, dad, uncle Philip and Aunty Sarah and after the game we went to uncle Philip and Aunty Sarahs house for a post-match debrief (and...
  30. HugeJohnson

    When will Bigfooty let me discuss the hard topics on the main board again?

    I've been banned from making threads on there for what seems like a year now and have had no communication whatsoever as to when this ban will come to an end. I actually have what I think to be some very interesting topics for discussion that I would like to discuss in a serious manner with the...
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