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Breaking News! The last 24hrs hours has seen the Las Vegas Bears fall into turmoil as yet another team sheet scandal rocks the team under JoshWoodenSpoon. Where was the vice captain in all this? As usual, Doctor Gero has come up short when needed most, a clear example that despite his more...

Breaking News Continuing the trend of celebrities picking fights with other celebrities out of nowhere, superstar Las Vegas Bears wingman, nefarious womaniser, and fundamentally opposed to soup kitchens QOOTY player, Matera92, has responded to a left field tweet from Justin Bieber who recently...

Hello there peasants, Matera92 here, and I’ve decided that the chateau de Matera is in need of some sprucing up. With that in mind, and the ability to knock out my court ordered community service at the same time, I’m here to show you joe averages how easy it is to make your mud huts look...

Generally sit about an 8, only reason I'm not higher is I haven't done any media in a while.

"Breaking News from Las Vegas, where it has been leaked that something incredible is happening in Vegas tonight. It all started with a tweet from suspended Las Vegas Bears Captain JoshWoodenSpoon ." "Buzz surrounding what Vegas's brightest star could be alluding to. There have been many a...

So here it is, post ten thousand. Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine more than necessary some would say. To those I would reply, "Who ****ing asked you?" More than half of those have been as part of the SFA, a place which has become easily my favourite part of the BigFooty experience...

BearlyNews Media Live: Las Vegas Bears Hold Press Conference. Article by Carlos Carlos In light of the 'penalty' handed down by newly minted league admin Hate, Las Vegas Bears Captain and rebel without a clue, Matera92 has chosen to hold a press conference to respond to claims that his...

Established: Season 05 Colours: Red, Gold and Black Premierships: Season 22 Minor Premierships: None Captains: Matera92 & Matera92 Vice Captain: Doctor Gero and AngryRanga Leadership Group: Matera92, Doctor Gero , RU_ , AngryRanga , Avatarp , tim_saints Home Away Heritage Home...

Thx Hate #more@11

8:17am: So today's the day I visit The White House as part of my duties as Captain of the Las Vegas Bears. Having won the Season 22 SFA Premiership, I have been invited to tour the famous house of the POTUS...oh shit Trump won didn't he? Ah well, the booze will hopefully be good. Also you'd...

Established: Season 05 Colours: Red, Gold and Black Premierships: Season 22 Minor Premierships: None Captains: Matera92 and Dingster Vice Captain: Doctor Gero and kane249 Home Away Heritage Home Ground: The Stadium in the Sky Coach: Christopher Walken Player Welfare Officer...

The first QOOTY player in SFA history to make the cover of Sports Illustrated Magazine, Matera92 graces its cover and allows a rare insight into what drives this future Hall of Famer. From his humble, upper middle class up bringing, to his time spent on the mean streets of Claremont, we follow...

In a challenge to the entire SFA, Bears Co - Captains, Matera92 and Dingster have told the naysayers of the SFA media world to go fornicate themselves with an iron bar. Having swiftly turned around the fortunes of the seemingly listless qooty team in just four short days, they've rounded out...

But you still can! The Las Vegas Bears are recruiting for the upcoming SFA Qooty season are looking for some smart, funny and sexy posters to round out our team. Sick of arguing back and forth about whether its Priddis or Ploddus? Tired of the same old Mcginnity in/ Mcginnity out threads...

Established: Season 05 Colours: Red, Gold and Black Premierships: None Minor Premierships: None Captains: Matera92 and Dingster Vice Captain: Magruder and Kane249 Home Away Heritage/Clash Home Ground: The Stadium in the Sky Coach: Christoper Walken Playing List: S22...

Matera92 greets his adoring fans. Party boy, Qooty Star, Captain, and now it would seem self styled God King, Matera92's victory today over the rampant Dragons has solidified his place among the all time greats of the SFA. Boasting a 100% winning record as Captain, his inspiring display in the...

A SFA ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CURRENT BEARS CAPTAIN MATERA92 'During my time as Captain of the Las Vegas Bears QOOTY team, I've realised the need to surround yourself with great minio...err slav...ahh...team mates? Yes...team mates who I can delegate the day to day running of the club to...

The city of Las Vegas is abuzz tonight with the news that superstar Bear wingman and all round champion bloke, Matera92 will Captain the Las Vegas Bears this week in the absence of DemonJim and brahj as they serve their one week bans for a failure to name a bench when listing last weeks team...

What Leadership Spill? Written by Yung Fat Cok Bears 'Co Captain' DemonJim fronts the media. Las Vegas's crown jewel and beloved QOOTY franchise, The Las Vegas Bears are reportedly in the midst of a leadership blowup that is threatening to derail the Bears season and bid for consecutive...

Star Bear Parts Ways with Long Time Sponsor. By Dick Banger News just out of Las Vegas that the duel Best & Fairest Winner, notorious womanizer and all round champion bloke Matera92 has split with sponsor, Sally's Slappers. Citing differences in the directions they were going, along with a...

Round 12 West Coast Eagles vs Richmond Tigers VS What is it about the Tigers that make me hate them so much? Is it their supporters? The flogs who have been irrelevant for so long that sneaking into the 8 and then being knocked out by a team that shouldn't have been there in the first...

The Las Vegas Bears have claimed their maiden victory over the Gold City Royals in a high scoring affair, where a strong final term saw them run out the victors. Celebrations have gone well into the next day, sparking debate over whether this Bears team are going to be able to front up for their...

Having a few beers and rewatching the game, just came across the half time interview between Barry Hall and Darren Glass, thought it was fitting to have the two fierce rivals together on this day. I know we have a thread on Glass's retirement but I just wanted to acknowledge what an out and out...

Awesome little game, picked it up for PS4 for $20 from JB. Some of the best ingame artwork I've ever seen, worth a look if you enjoy old school RPG's with a twist. http://au.ign.com/games/child-of-light/ps4-20001360

Before I go any further, I have dedicated this small tribute to the umpires who officiated the West Coast V Carlton game last weekend. With that out of the way, lets move onto the game that stops the nation, (Lets face it we are propping up the rest of this useless country) the Western Derby...

It is remarkable what a little fire in the belly can do to change the fortunes of a team. The Ashes loss in England has been a catalyst for giving the Australian cricket team the one thing we have been missing since the glory days.. Hunger. You can see it in every innings, every ball fielded...

Very happy with the win but there is one thing about last nights game that is really bugging me. Watching NVB molest Gaff at every opportunity off the ball has me fuming with his team mates. At any level, amateur to professional if one of your team mates is being smashed off the ball like Gaff...

And it should be shaven. It is clearly costing us percentage and is making our 3 floggings over barely AFL quality sides look silly> Will also cost us a grand final berth, bookmark it.

Like a champion, when challenged has risen to the task. Take a bow mate, you've stuck it right up all the haters.:thumbsu: