Meltdown 2024 Joel Selwood umpire’s pet award for highest free kick differential

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Thanks to Brad Scott being a whining crybaby, the Cold Goats now lead on +44 followed by the Bloosers +34 with the Bummers rounding out the podium at +31

Given that the AFL would love to see all of them play finals, that’s probably not going to change

At the other end of the table the undisciplined, second-to-the-ball Tuggers are anchored to the bottom on -63 and the only team to give away >200 frees

And you’d think that isn’t going to change either
 

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Naming this one after the bloke who received the most Frees For in the history of the game, 889, with a never-to-be-beaten career free kick differential of +429 :$
Very #concerning for his legacy. I sure hope they don't do something silly like name a stand after Joel "Ginnivan0.5" Selwood :$
 
Can you flogs try to contain your shitposting to a fred that's vaguely related, thanks

This one is about receiving more FF than FA, hence why it's been named after Duckwood

No coincidence that with him retired and Dangerflog out, you're struggling in this regard
 

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You just know Scott Dingleberry forever being overshadowed by the great Joel Selwood eats away at the LOLpies something chronic. What's he up to now, 400 games and only half the success of The Great One? And he's the greatest LOLpie of all time?

You can NOT make this sh*t up!

Sorry, wrong Magpie. I was thinking of the other plonker, Steele Sidebottom.
 

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