Opinion Which players would you want to marry your daughter?

[ScragCity]

Five most preferred:

The Bont
Tim English
Marra Ugle-Hagan
Aaron Naughton

33

Aaron Naughton

Age

24

Ht

196cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

4.9

5star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

6.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

0.8

1star

G

0.5

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.0

1star

Toby Mclean

16

Toby Mclean

Age

28

Ht

181cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

9.0

3star

HB

10.7

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

2.4

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

6.5

3star

HB

9.0

4star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.5

4star

CL

2.0

4star

D

16.8

4star

K

8.2

4star

HB

8.6

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.8

4star

CL

0.8

3star

Five least preferred:

Bailey Smith

6

Bailey Smith

Age

23

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

Robbie McComb
Jordan Sweet
Lachie McNeil
Rhylee West

14

Rhylee West

Age

23

Ht

183cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

5.7

2star

HB

6.7

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

3star

G

0.5

3star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

D

13.0

4star

K

5.6

3star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.6

3star

 

[dogwatch]

Now I finally understand why the AFL tries to spin out the events and news stories over the October-December time frame.
January can't come soon enough.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Just tie this thread in with the other one. It’s obvious the meaning of life is to marry a footballer.

 

[doggies ftw]

Five most preferred:

The Bont
Tim English
Marra Ugle-Hagan
Aaron Naughton
Toby Mclean

Five least preferred:

Bailey Smith
Robbie McComb
Jordan Sweet
Lachie McNeil
Rhylee West

Marra did the dirty on the Fev allegedly so maybe not, also harsh on McNeil he seems like a good boy

It’d have to be Naughty but you’d have to feel a bit bad for your daughter, man’s is next level ugly.

Dunno about daughter but I’d let Keath take my wife and make me call him daddy

 

[weltschmerz]

Macrae. He's playing video games in his undies every moment he's not on field, probably quite a chill son-in-law to have.

 

[ScragCity]

Macrae. He's playing video games in his undies every moment he's not on field, probably quite a chill son-in-law to have.

I don't think my daughter would want to marry a man-child though. Have also heard that his personal hygiene is atrocious.

 

[BEaston]

Josh Bruce

17

Josh Bruce

Age

31

Ht

198cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.2

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

4.6

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

90.4

1star

D

8.9

2star

K

3.5

1star

HB

5.4

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.3

2star

MG

90.4

2star

D

11.2

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

#1

Honorable mentions: Libba, Bont, Cody, Duryea, Toby

 

[gangsta deluxe]

Five most preferred:

The Bont
Tim English
Marra Ugle-Hagan
Aaron Naughton
Toby Mclean

Five least preferred:

Bailey Smith
Robbie McComb
Jordan Sweet
Lachie McNeil
Rhylee West

My daughter is 13 months old

 

[ossie_21]

We have reached peak off-season

 

[ScragCity]

My daughter is 13 months old

Mine is non-existent.

 

[weltschmerz]

We have reached peak off-season

It's this or "will Busslinger make it to our first draft pick?"

 

[fred cook]

Five most preferred:

The Bont
Tim English
Marra Ugle-Hagan
Aaron Naughton
Toby Mclean

Five least preferred:

Bailey Smith
Robbie McComb
Jordan Sweet
Lachie McNeil
Rhylee West

So all our daughters have to marry men fk are we back in 1930

 

[ScragCity]

So all our daughters have to marry men fk are we back in 1930

Literally no one is saying that

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Josh Bruce #1

Honorable mentions: Libba, Bont, Cody, Duryea, Toby

Libba?

If my daughter brought Libba home, I’d send her off to military school.

 

[St 07]

Absolutely none of them. It would create a conflict of interest

 

[Jen Geoffings]

I’d be ok with Ellie

 

[BulldogMuscle]

Tim English is supposedly and utter gentlemen, kind quiet lover boy who adores his missus.

Probably explains why his so meek in the ruck.

 

[House_of_Dahl]

Caleb Daniel

35

Caleb Daniel

Age

27

Ht

171cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.3

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

19.5

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

8.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

CL

1.0

3star

D

16.4

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

9.2

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.2

2star

so my grandkids don't get to hassle me about already being taller than me as teenagers

 

[grassman75]

You've missed the mark here Scrag.

Should be which poster on here

 

[BEaston]

Libba?

If my daughter brought Libba home, I’d send her off to military school.

Bit soft.

He's a good bloke, funny, intelligent and is interesting. What else do you want?

 

[BEaston]

Tim English is supposedly and utter gentlemen, kind quiet lover boy who adores his missus.

Probably explains why his so meek in the ruck.

Feel like Timmy might be a bit vanilla in the bedroom. Not that there's anything wrong with that but I reckon my theoretical daughter would need a little more spice.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Bit soft.

He's a good bloke, funny, intelligent and is interesting. What else do you want?

That’s not enough to balance out his poor record after dark.

 

[AFDogs]

Bont.

 

[Pep_x]

Hayden Crozier

9

Hayden Crozier

Age

30

Ht

187cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.2

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

4.6

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.8

4star

MG

322.8

4star

D

15.4

4star

K

11.3

4star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.9

4star

MG

322.8

5star

D

10.4

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.6

4star

, he has a fine set of teeth.

I'd be concerned about my grand daughter inheriting Bonts beak, unfortunately.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Bevo? Any takers???