Off-topic The Bay 13 Cricket thread - On the Windies bandwagon with Plugger. F*** India

[DrEvil]

Agar was better than sex last night. The last time this much jizz was on Australian TV's was when Basic Instinct was on. Fcuk that deserves a ton.

 

[DrEvil]

What about Henry Blowfield, what a pretentious old twat he is. Had to turn the radio off.

Some of the English commentators are real old farts you'd love to land a fist to face on.

 

[Mogwai]

Ashton Agar is not going to get a wicket this Ashes series.

Discuss.

 

[God Save Max King]

Ashton Agar is not going to get a wicket this Ashes series.

Discuss.

You might be correct. But he'll probably average the highest amount of runs.

 

[hawkman]

Hope we get Cook out early, don't really want to fall asleep by 8.30

 

[hawkman]

Ashton Agar is not going to get a wicket this Ashes series.

Discuss.

With Haddin keeping to him you are probably right

 

[Art Vandelay_]

F*** off KP

 

[juice t]

Piss off you Saffer

 

[God Save Max King]

I like KP and I'm Aussie.

Said no-one ever.

 

[God Save Max King]

AGAR YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING

 

[juice t]

OH YES AGAR

 

[Art Vandelay_]

you beauty agar first test wicket

 

[Tippett2Goal]

Agar you little ripper

 

[Piston]

Please Lord not another interview with Sammy's metronomic old man.

 

[hawkman]

I like KP

Said no-one ever.

EFA

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

The first wicket immortalised.

 

[Plugger35]

St Kilda supporting spinners doing the business.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You moron clarke

 

[God Save Max King]

How idiotic. That was never hitting.

 

[Starburns_]

Quality contribution there from the NSW brains trust in Clarke and Haddin.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Quality contribution there from the NSW brains trust in Clarke and Haddin.

Captaincy spud-off maxwell vs Clarke?

 

[Starburns_]

Captaincy spud-off maxwell vs Clarke?

Maxwell anyday.

Patto_man is bowling hand grenades, yet Clarke goes for a desperation review. You just know we'll have one of them plumb now and it gets turned down.

 

[GeelongFTW]

I have done some investigating recently and I have come up with the best ashes side possible.
batsmen ............ Bowlers..................... Other
1 agar ........ First pace bowler agar ......... Sub fielder agar
2 agar ...... Second pace bowler agar ....... Commenters agar, agar and agar
3 agar........ Third pace bowler agar.......... Drink carrier David Warner
4 agar....... First spinner agar
5 agar........ Second spinner agar
6 agar ....... Part-time spinner agar
7 agar
8 agar
9 agar
10 agar
11 agar

 

[Plugger35]

I lol'd hard on the cricket board thread when I said Botham used to play for Scun-thorpe Utd and the swear filter turned it into Scampaignerhorpe Utd.

 

[God Save Max King]

It looked out to me. Damn you technically correct machines!