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I think it's time we acknowledge that Bernie Vince is a ****ing legend.
Not in a 23 x All-Australian, 15 x Brownlow, 9 B&F and spokesperson for a state-recognised brand whereby he makes cheesy commercials, but in a... Doug Waltersy kind of way (yeah he got one B&F, hopefully he gets more).
Mostly, I love him for his shenanigans.
Like the one I just saw in the Sadvertiser:
Crows star Bernie Vince caught on camera letting his hair down in Las Vegas
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/enter...own-in-las-vegas/story-e6fredpu-1226498065898
Yeah, we'd all like to party with pr0n stars in Vegas, admit it. I've been to Vegas, it's excellent.
Dropping his pants to run around a pool table
http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...-incident-in-pub/story-e6frf3e3-1226298505941
C'mon, his cricket team that he'd played all season with and most of the previous seasons, won it's ninth trophy in a row. Nine! And during the celebrations, he stripped to his boxer shorts and did a lap of the pool table to celebrate. Really, that's a problem? One year at the cricket (I go every year on the first day and stand on the hill and drink) I got so wasted that St John's ambulance found me passed out standing up in the toilets next to the hill around noon, and I woke up at 4pm strapped to a stretcher in their first aid tent... good times, good times. I'd be thrown off the list and public enemy number one for that.
Cleo Batchelor of the Year 2012 entrant
http://www.cleo.com.au/bachelor2012-profile-bernie-vince.htm
Yeah, I'd do that if anyone cared, and if my six pack were more pronounced*. Good luck to him.
*may not be pronounced at all
Mate Pissing In The Casino
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/crows-star-embroiled-in-casino-incident/story-e6frea6u-1226232157196
Wasn't even a mate, was a mate of a mate. This has happened to all of us, we've gone out and we've got a mate who's got a dodgy friend and said friend comes along, and then does something stupid and we get done by association. Solution: ditch the friend. But he's with a bunch of mates out at 6am in the cas, that's a win.
Staying Out Late
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/-/afl/14514898/crows-vince-rejects-party-boy-tag
He stayed out late with Jaensch, got it trouble. I've stayed out late and got in trouble with the girlfriend.
These are all of the reasons I can find immediately by googling, that tell me why Bernard Vince is indeed a ****ing legend. Good luck to him, we'd all live his life if we could.
Go Bernard! Kick arse in 2013!!!!
Not in a 23 x All-Australian, 15 x Brownlow, 9 B&F and spokesperson for a state-recognised brand whereby he makes cheesy commercials, but in a... Doug Waltersy kind of way (yeah he got one B&F, hopefully he gets more).
Mostly, I love him for his shenanigans.
Like the one I just saw in the Sadvertiser:
Crows star Bernie Vince caught on camera letting his hair down in Las Vegas
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/enter...own-in-las-vegas/story-e6fredpu-1226498065898
Yeah, we'd all like to party with pr0n stars in Vegas, admit it. I've been to Vegas, it's excellent.
Dropping his pants to run around a pool table
http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...-incident-in-pub/story-e6frf3e3-1226298505941
C'mon, his cricket team that he'd played all season with and most of the previous seasons, won it's ninth trophy in a row. Nine! And during the celebrations, he stripped to his boxer shorts and did a lap of the pool table to celebrate. Really, that's a problem? One year at the cricket (I go every year on the first day and stand on the hill and drink) I got so wasted that St John's ambulance found me passed out standing up in the toilets next to the hill around noon, and I woke up at 4pm strapped to a stretcher in their first aid tent... good times, good times. I'd be thrown off the list and public enemy number one for that.
Cleo Batchelor of the Year 2012 entrant
http://www.cleo.com.au/bachelor2012-profile-bernie-vince.htm
Yeah, I'd do that if anyone cared, and if my six pack were more pronounced*. Good luck to him.
*may not be pronounced at all
Mate Pissing In The Casino
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/crows-star-embroiled-in-casino-incident/story-e6frea6u-1226232157196
Wasn't even a mate, was a mate of a mate. This has happened to all of us, we've gone out and we've got a mate who's got a dodgy friend and said friend comes along, and then does something stupid and we get done by association. Solution: ditch the friend. But he's with a bunch of mates out at 6am in the cas, that's a win.
Staying Out Late
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/-/afl/14514898/crows-vince-rejects-party-boy-tag
He stayed out late with Jaensch, got it trouble. I've stayed out late and got in trouble with the girlfriend.
These are all of the reasons I can find immediately by googling, that tell me why Bernard Vince is indeed a ****ing legend. Good luck to him, we'd all live his life if we could.
Go Bernard! Kick arse in 2013!!!!
