favourite simpsons episode

[lincsPJ]

lisa on ice
you only move twice
homie the clown
bart gets an elephant
homer the great
$pringfield

 

[RickSanchez]

Same episode, homer in the speeding monrail;

Marge(over the radio) : Homer there is a man here who can help you.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No he is a scientist
Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Fav episode is Lisa onice, where Lisa plays ice hockey against bart. So many good quotes.

Followed by when bart gets an elephant, also like the lemon tree episode!

And anything Jasper's says is halirous!

Came on here to just to say that is my favourite ep. So many good quotes.
"Bart, now that Lisa's better than you at hockey does that mean you're going to become better than her at school"
"Maybe I will Milhouse...maybe I will!"
*music playing to Bart answering questions*
"Bart Simpson! will you stop raising your hand you haven't got one single question right all day"
"Sorry..."
*punching bart* "This is for wasting teachers valuable time!"
"Hey guys, lay off he's with me!"
"It's a lucky coincidence you had to be your sisters brother!"
"Don't worry Bart they won't bother you anymore"
"HAHA I hardly let Mother fight for me anymore, HAHA"
"Sorry Bart I'm gonna start hanging out with Lisa for protection...AND TO BE SEEN!"

Such a good chunk of quotes in one section there, it is off by heart and I haven't seen the ep for a while so I may be a bit off about it....and also..

"HAHAHA LOOK! THAT KIDS GOT BOSOMS! WHOS GOT A WET TOWEL!"
"Don't make me run I'm full of chocolate!"

 

[saj_21]

Came on here to just to say that is my favourite ep. So many good quotes.

Such a good chunk of quotes in one section there, it is off by heart and I haven't seen the ep for a while so I may be a bit off about it...quote]

Lisa talking to Marge about getting an F in Gym (not exactly word for word);

Lisa: But mom im really scared, i might get my first F.
Marge: Don't worry hunny sports isnt everything;

Cue Home walking in chanting: Sports, Sports,Sports, Marge barts riding up front tonight becuase he is good at sports.
Marge whispers to Homer: Lisa is feeling a bit down at the moment, can she ride up front tonight?

Homer looks to Bart, and bart shakes his head (in a no manner)
(The look on barts face is priceless)

Home to Marge; well i tried!

 

[Swans120]

You are not in direct competition with each other...REPEAT. You are not in direct competition with each other.

HEY Apu just called, Lisa's team plays Bart's team this week. YOU'RE IN DIRECT COMPETITION. Now don't go easy on each other cause you're brother and sister. Go out there and fight for your parent's love!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

[Swans120]

When Marge has a gambling problem and the family are freaked out after Lisa dreams about the Bogeyman:

*Marge enters with the family crouching behind a chair and Homer brandishing a gun*

Marge: What happened here?

Homer: Oh nothing, Marge. Just a little incident involving the BOGEYMAN!!!!!

*throws down gun in anger which goes off*

AND

The one when Homer goes to college:

Burns: And another thing...you must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.

Smithers: Actually we found the Jade Monkey Sir it was in your glove compartment.

Burns: And the road maps? And the ice scraper?

Smithers: They were in there as well

Burns: Excellent...it's all falling into place...

 

[Swans120]

Homer goes to college

DID YOU SEE THAT JERK? HE DROPPED HIS NOTES!!

nerds conspiring - 'we have to push him out of the way in exactly 3 seconds'
'should we account for wind resistance?'
'hmm, possibly. What do you think?'
THUD

'.....oh my.'

'I don't need my high school diploma anymore! *sets alight*'

'Hello, Dean? You are a stupid head'

'Mr simpson, we all have nose bleeds'

'We need the outlet for our rock tumber'
'PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN'
'What, the rock tumbler, or the TV'
'THE TV THE TV'

etc etc.

Hahahaa that is a classic. A few other of my favourites from that one are when Homer first gets to college and sees a nerdy looking guy: "NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD"

"Hey buddy , you get a load of the NERD?!!?!"

And another Homer interjection during class:

"I will be holding a thorough review after class"

"Do we have to go to it?"

"No but.."

"Then kiss my curvy butt GOODBYE"

*Homer appears out the window giggling and chasing a squirrel with a stick*

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

There are so many great Simpsons episodes but some of my all-time favourites include:
A Star is Burns
Homer's Enemy
Homer Loves Flanders
Homer Badman
Cape Feare

I completely lost it in this scene from Cape Feare:
Witness Relocation Program: From now on you will be Homer Thompson from Terror Lake.
*Homer blank face
Let's just practise a bit shall we. When I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say Hi.
Homer: Check
WRP: Hello, Mr. Thompson
*Homer blank face*
WRP: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson
Homer: I got ya
WRP: Hello, Mr. Thompson
*Homer blank face*
*Many hours later*
WRP: Grrr, when I say hello Mr. Thompson and stamp down on your foot, you smile and nod
Homer: No problem
WRP: *While stamping Homer's foot* Hello, Mr. Thompson
*Homer blank face*
Homer: *To other WRP member* I think he's talking to you
*facepalm*

 

[Bosun]

One of my favourites is when Homer gets a gun after the soccer riot, classic quotes:

"If a gun can protect something as important as a bar, then it's good enough to protect my family"

"Id kill you if I had my gun" (to gunshop owner)

"A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher's knife or a harpoon, or... or an alligator."

"But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives!"
"I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are"

Marge: Does anyone know where all my dinner plates went?
Bart: Um…
Homer: Um, you probably left them at work.

"You couldn't be more wrong Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? Huh? Do ya!"

And the Scottish rioter "Jobbers cobknots, ya mucker!!!"