I now live in Tasmania

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Sitting on the porch in 28 degrees watching the cricket and doing work from home

Suck it

I hope you get DFTD.

Ps. Cricket sux.

 

[zackah]

Sitting on the porch in 28 degrees watching the cricket and doing work from home

Suck it

I'm doing the same except it's too hot here to be outside.

ALT-TABing to pr0n isn’t “work from home”

 

[Wosh]

Sitting on the porch in 28 degrees watching the cricket and doing work from home

Suck it

 

[harry000]

I'm doing the same except it's too hot here to be outside.

I ran across the street to grab my Huxtaburger and near melted.

I am too Tassie for this heat.

 

[harry000]

Are you alive Basil Zempilas or have you died of an oxygen overdose in that fresh Tasmanian air?

Fred needs more updates.

 

[David Schwarz]

Are you alive Basil Zempilas or have you died of an oxygen overdose in that fresh Tasmanian air?

Fred needs more updates.

Last night we had cheese and beers with our neighbours 500 m away

We discussed shooting kookaburras with rifles and some s**t about the Middle East

They have a nice bathroom. Their house is made entirely out of shipping containers

 

[Benny78]

Last night we had cheese and beers with our neighbours 500 m away

We discussed shooting kookaburras with rifles and some s**t about the Middle East

They have a nice bathroom. Their house is made entirely out of shipping containers

Have you caught any atlantic salmon or those elusive steel Head trout Basil Zempilas? Also be wary of the giant freshwater crayfish down there for they are vengeful and will react aggressively to dance music

 

[David Schwarz]

Have you caught any atlantic salmon or those elusive steel Head trout Basil Zempilas? Also be wary of the giant freshwater crayfish down there for they are vengeful and will react aggressively to dance music

I live around the Huon Valley, and they announced they’re launching a bucket to hoover up the salmon that escape from the old farms

Everyone (read: shithouse fisherman) are in absolute uproar

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Last night we had cheese and beers with our neighbours 500 m away

We discussed shooting kookaburras with rifles and some s**t about the Middle East

They have a nice bathroom. Their house is made entirely out of shipping containers

harry000 MAXIMUM GAWNAGE Andrew Birch as our resident cheese experts, what beer would you have with cheese?

 

[Andrew Birch]

harry000 MAXIMUM GAWNAGE Andrew Birch as our resident cheese experts, what beer would you have with cheese?

 

[RelaxMax]

*valiantly suppresses gag reflex*

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

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Do you use that with that Jizz game you have?

 

[harry000]

harry000 MAXIMUM GAWNAGE Andrew Birch as our resident cheese experts, what beer would you have with cheese?

Not the nicest combo...

However, if I were forced to choose it would be all about matching the sharpness of the cheese with the beer. For example a mild cheddar would do well with a pilsner whereas a more mature, sharper cheddar might be better suited to a pale ale!

If you are comfortable enough within your sexuality might I suggest a nice drop of Tasmanian sparkling for your next cheese platter Basil Zempilas if you find yourself too manly for this then maybe a robust whisky on the rocks. Hellyers Road Distillery in Burnie make a nice drop of whisky.

 

[Andrew Birch]

Do you use that with that Jizz game you have?

Sorry, I don't play millennial games.

 

[David Schwarz]

Not the nicest combo...

However, if I were forced to choose it would be all about matching the sharpness of the cheese with the beer. For example a mild cheddar would do well with a pilsner whereas a more mature, sharper cheddar might be better suited to a pale ale!

If you are comfortable enough within your sexuality might I suggest a nice drop of Tasmanian sparkling for your next cheese platter Basil Zempilas if you find yourself too manly for this then maybe a robust whisky on the rocks. Hellyers Road Distillery in Burnie make a nice drop of whisky.

A real dark ale with cheese is magnificent. The malt compliments a lot of the finer things in life

Must clarify everyone else was drinking wine

 

[David Schwarz]

Also what is this “jizz game” that I hear millennials frequently play?

It sounds horrific

 

[David Schwarz]

UPDATE: I am currently being raped by Christmas beetles

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

UPDATE: I am currently being raped by Christmas beetles

Is that code for “these updates are full of bugs and I am f-_cked if I know how to fix them, might as well go back to MySpace” ?

 

[harry000]

UPDATE: I am currently being raped by Christmas beetles

Wouldn't have happened if you kept your Basil Zempilas identity.

Can only blame yourself really.

 

[harry000]

Oi David Schwarz hurry up and give us an update

 

[David Schwarz]

Oi David Schwarz hurry up and give us an update

Fires, basically

Another three starting now

I lived about 20 km from the Saturday Bushfires when it happened and thought I had it tough, the smell and the heat now is worse than anything else I could ever imagine

 

[harry000]

Fires, basically

Another three starting now

I lived about 20 km from the Saturday Bushfires when it happened and thought I had it tough, the smell and the heat now is worse than anything else I could ever imagine

Oh youre down huon way?

 

[David Schwarz]

Oh youre down huon way?

Lazy 15 minute drive from Cygnet

When it jumped the channel I was actually a bit worried, there’s an advice warning for Huonville which is pretty scary given the landscape around the place

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Fires, basically

Another three starting now

I lived about 20 km from the Saturday Bushfires when it happened and thought I had it tough, the smell and the heat now is worse than anything else I could ever imagine

If it gets close, don’t try to fight it, get the f-:k out. No matter how many shitty sprinklers or what sort of pump you have with how ever many fire hose reels, GTFO!!!!

On a lighter note, just concrete everything around you for a kilometre and you’ll be right.

 

[David Schwarz]

If it gets close, don’t try to fight it, get the f-:k out. No matter how many shitty sprinklers or what sort of pump you have with how ever many fire hose reels, GTFO!!!!

On a lighter note, just concrete everything around you for a kilometre and you’ll be right.

We’re lucky that we are right on the beach around Garden Island so that it would take something special to get here, but yeah, as you said, it’s worrying. It’s the reason why I haven’t been around here lately, nothing worked for a month, I couldn’t even call anyone because around here it’s reliant on satellite which doesn’t work well under heavy smoke

Imagine having to explain to your wife, who is European, why the sky is blood red, and everything else that comes with it

I found a scorpion around the house the other day, so concrete i think is actually a good idea