One the first day of Christmas...

[Mofra]

... my true love gave to me.

Some Gatorade in Junior Rioli's pee

 

[Footy Is The Win]

...this fred went to the divvy.

 

[Mofra]

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Two Levers spinning

And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli's pee.

 

[Mofra]

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

Some dopey Flog's comment.

...this fred went to the divvy.

Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli's pee.

 

[Mofra]

On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Four pairs of chopsticks

Some dopey Flog's comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli's pee

 

[Footy Is The Win]

On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Four pairs of chopsticks

Some dopey Flog's comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli's pee

 

[Dinsdale]

Have an original and a Benny been revealed in this thread? My spider senses are tingling

 

[STPer18]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS!


Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog's comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli's pee

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Have an original and a Benny been revealed in this thread? My spider senses are tingling

Well done Sherlock

 

[Falcon3518]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS!
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Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog's comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli's pee

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

SIX SYNDEY STACK SIZED SOUVAS!!!

FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS
Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog’s comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli’s pee


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[Footy Is The Win]

One the 7th day of Seasons Greetings, my wives boyfriend gave to me

SEVEN MICROWAVES

SIX SYNDEY STACK SIZED SOUVAS!!!
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS
Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog’s comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli’s pee

 

[Cyclops]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

Seven years for Oliver,
Six Stack sized souvas,
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS
Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog’s comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli’s pee

edit arhgh, beaten to the punch!

 

[Cyclops]

On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

No finals for Carlton!
Seven Microwaves,
Six Stack sized souvas,
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS
Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog’s comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli’s pee

edit arhgh, beaten to the punch!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

One the 9th day of Happy Holidays, my wives boyfriend gave to me

Ninth on the ladder
No finals for Carlton!
Seven Microwaves,
Six Stack sized souvas,
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS
Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog’s comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli’s pee

 

[Elmer_Judd]

On the tenth day of Christmas, Jazny got kissed under the mistletoe by Daisy Pearce
And I'm not bothering with this copy pasta spree.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

One the 11th day of Xmas, Elmer had a melt
Jazny got kissed under the mistletoe by Daisy Pearce
And I'm not bothering with this copy pasta spree.
Ninth on the ladder
No finals for Carlton!
Seven Microwaves,
Six Stack sized souvas,
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS
Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog’s comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli’s pee

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

One jailed Clarkson
Two Hawkins butt liposuctions
Three Montague st bridge crashes
Four flags and Dusty Norm Smiths
Five flogs suspended
And a catheter bag for watching the cricket so I can freely pee.

 

[Cyclops]

On the 12th day of christmas Sepp Blatter gave to me,
12 Qatari executions...Elmer had a meltdown
Jazny got kissed under the mistletoe by Daisy Pearce
And I'm not bothering with this copy pasta spree.
Ninth on the ladder
No finals for Carlton!
Seven Microwaves,
Six Stack sized souvas,
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS
Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog’s comment
Two Levers spinning
...And some Gatorade
in Junior Rioli’s
pee!

 

[Dinsdale]

All I want for xmas is a non-s**t thread

 

[Jazny]

One the 11th day of Xmas, Elmer had a melt
Jazny got kissed under the mistletoe by Daisy Pearce
And I'm not bothering with this copy pasta spree.
Ninth on the ladder
No finals for Carlton!
Seven Microwaves,
Six Stack sized souvas,
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE, ALL AUSTRALIAAAAAAANS
Four pairs of chopsticks
Some dopey Flog’s comment
Two Levers spinning
And some Gatorade in Junior Rioli’s pee

You have some strange fantasies...

 

[Dinsdale]

ok, this is taking a nasty turn.