Event SFAEW Season 37: Super Sixes Finals On Now!

[The Filth Wizard]

You know, I was hoping that one day, I'd be able to book a true heel champion for once.

The heat Senor M's getting after his win tells me that I've succeeded.

Senor Meh.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Senor using Seth Rollins gifs to celebrate his win has basically knackered ShaunDuggan for life.

He probably couldn't find any Otis cashing in the briefcase gifs.

Desperate move.

 

[Loonerty]

You know, I was hoping that one day, I'd be able to book a true heel champion for once.

The heat Senor M's getting after his win tells me that I've succeeded.

It's more like if Kozlov ever won the title.

 

[Loonerty]

He probably couldn't find any Otis cashing in the briefcase gifs.

Desperate move.

If the Furry Bunch are at ringside for your rematch Duggs, I'll have your back.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Did You Know?

That after last night, Senor M is now one of only two wrestlers to have won every active championship in SFAEW?

The other one being serial_thrilla, if you care.​

 

[Senor M]

Did You Know?

That after last night, Senor M is now one of only two wrestlers to have won every active championship in SFAEW?

The other one being serial_thrilla, if you care.​

So U2tigers wants a rematch, ShaunDuggan wants a rematch, The Filth Wizard has already challenged me to a match & serial_thrilla is the only other man at my level in SFAEW history.

I think they need to spend the next few weeks facing one another to determine who is the best contender for my title.

While I’m waiting give me a scrub to face in a non-title match. Is Pickitt free?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Grav attempts a running cross body, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on Grav.
Pantskyle makes the save.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers tries a power bomb, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a backdrop.
Mrs Turbo goes for the Ophidian-5, but she can't do it.
PM Bangers counters it with an elbowsmash.
PM Bangers tries a hiptoss, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a lariat.
PM Bangers whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo with an elbow.
PM Bangers throws Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo kicks PM Bangers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Mrs Turbo chops PM Bangers.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo.
The crowd erupts.
PM Bangers kicks Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers punches Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers performs a facerake against Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers punches Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers punches Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo chops PM Bangers.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
PM Bangers chops Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo kicks PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo punches PM Bangers.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
PM Bangers kicks Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PM Bangers.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers performs a spear against Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers goes for an electric chair facebuster, but Mrs Turbo slides down his back.
PM Bangers attempts a spear, but Pantskyle counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, PM Bangers counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers gives him a vertical suplex, but Pantskyle shows no reaction.
PM Bangers throws Pantskyle into the turnbuckle.
Pantskyle comes back and rocks PM Bangers with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo nails Grav with a short clothesline.
Pantskyle tries a back suplex, but Grav blocks it.
Grav hits an elbowsmash on Pantskyle.
Grav whips Pantskyle into the ropes, but Pantskyle reverses it.
Pantskyle misses with an elbow.
Pantskyle performs a dropkick against Grav.
Pantskyle performs a clothesline against Grav.
Pantskyle nails Grav with a flying lariat.
Pantskyle hits a DDT on Grav.
Pantskyle attempts to place Grav on the turnbuckle, but Grav blocks it.
Pantskyle uses a dropkick on Grav.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Pantskyle tries an enzuigiri, but Grav steps out of the way.
The chants for Grav are deafening.
Grav gives him a powerslam, but Pantskyle doesn't budge.
Grav nails Mrs Turbo with a rolling elbowsmash.
Grav runs into the ropes.
Grav hits Mrs Turbo with a shoulderblock.
Grav uses a running cross body on Mrs Turbo.
Grav tries a Gorilla Press, but Mrs Turbo slides down his back.
Mrs Turbo hits a legsweep on Grav.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowdrop against Grav.
Mrs Turbo locks Grav in a chokehold.
Grav is struggling to reach the ropes.
Grav grabs the ropes after 12 seconds.
Mrs Turbo performs a forearm to the back against Grav.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Grav misses with a clothesline.
Grav hits Mrs Turbo with a shoulderblock.
Grav runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo attempts a chokehold, but Grav counters it with a facerake.
Grav takes Mrs Turbo down with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Grav attempts a running Frankensteiner, but Mrs Turbo throws him off.
Mrs Turbo executes a kneelift against Grav.
Mrs Turbo performs a kick to the midsection against Grav.
Mrs Turbo catches Grav in a chokehold.
Grav is struggling to reach the ropes.
Grav gets ahold of the ropes after 7 seconds.
Mrs Turbo hits a kneelift on Grav.
Pantskyle performs a side suplex against Grav.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
PM Bangers takes Mrs Turbo down with a bodyslam.
PM Bangers hits a spear on Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers uses a facerake on Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers throws Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle.
Mrs Turbo comes back, but is met with an elbow.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with an elbow.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo uses a kneelift on PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo hits PM Bangers with the Ophidian-5.
Mrs Turbo covers PM Bangers.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
PM Bangers complains about a fast count.


PMBangers has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:19:39


Grav goes for a running shoulderblock, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Mrs Turbo goes for the Ophidian-5, but she can't do it.
Grav counters it with an elbowsmash.
Grav executes the Gravy Train on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is behind Grav all the way.
Grav goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Grav scrapes Mrs Turbo's face across the cage.
Grav runs into the ropes.
Grav uses a running shoulderblock on Mrs Turbo.
Grav runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo performs a jumping front kick against Grav.
Mrs Turbo tries a short clothesline, but Grav ducks out of the way.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Grav hits a chop on Pantskyle.
Grav executes an elbowsmash against Pantskyle.
Grav hits a forearm to the back on Pantskyle.
Grav kicks Pantskyle.
The crowd is behind Grav all the way.
Grav hits Pantskyle.
Grav hits Pantskyle.
Pantskyle kicks Grav.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pantskyle punches Grav.
Grav hits Pantskyle.
The crowd is behind Grav all the way.
Pantskyle puts Grav in a chokehold.
Grav grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Grav.
Pantskyle is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
Grav complains about a fast count.


Grav has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:21:04


Mrs Turbo gives him a legsweep, but Pantskyle shows no reaction.
Pantskyle punches Mrs Turbo.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Pantskyle tries a flying lariat, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Pantskyle sits up.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mrs Turbo throws Pantskyle into the turnbuckle, but Pantskyle reverses it.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Mrs Turbo.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Pantskyle goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Pantskyle performs a Tombstone against Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle gets a choke lift on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo reaches the ropes after 8 seconds.
Pantskyle uses a bodyslam on Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle executes a back suplex against Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle uses a dropkick on Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle uses a clothesline on Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle tries a reverse neckbreaker, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo gives him a slap, but Pantskyle shows no reaction.
Mrs Turbo uses a forearm to the back on Pantskyle.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Pantskyle hits a dropkick on Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle goes for the Chokeslam, but Mrs Turbo counters it into the Ophidian-5.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.


pantskyle has been eliminated.


The winner is Mrs Turbo. Time of match: 0:22:47
Sim Rating: **** 1/2



And the NNNNNEEEEWWWWWW and TWO-TIME SFAEW Hardcore Champion...Mrs T!

In her first match all season, no less!

 

[ShaunDuggan]

So U2tigers wants a rematch, ShaunDuggan wants a rematch, The Filth Wizard has already challenged me to a match & serial_thrilla is the only other man at my level in SFAEW history.

I think they need to spend the next few weeks facing one another to determine who is the best contender for my title.

While I’m waiting give me a scrub to face in a non-title match. Is Pickitt free?

How about you take us all on at once you coward.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

The winner is @U2tigers. Time of match: 0:25:28

Awesome job U2tigers
Love seeing OOBs winning...

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Awesome job U2tigers
Love seeing OOBs winning...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

So U2tigers wants a rematch, ShaunDuggan wants a rematch, The Filth Wizard has already challenged me to a match & serial_thrilla is the only other man at my level in SFAEW history.

I think they need to spend the next few weeks facing one another to determine who is the best contender for my title.

While I’m waiting give me a scrub to face in a non-title match. Is Pickitt free?

I never challenged you. I'm already in another storyline where I'm not trusting another member of the nWo again.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I never challenged you. I'm already in another storyline where I'm not trusting another member of the nWo again.

Once that's done I'm looking forward to the tag team run of The Freakin Wizards.

 

[thewizardmelon]

TheWizardMelon uses a dragon suplex on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
serial_thrilla executes a knee to the back against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard cutter on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a hiptoss on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard roundhouse kick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla gets a figure-four leglock on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a Muscle Buster on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a front-layout suplex on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla sets up TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla tries a top-rope Frankensteiner, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a power bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon performs a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a double leg slam.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard roundhouse kick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits the Sling Blade on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dragon screw, but serial_thrilla counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with the Sling Blade.
TheWizardMelon hits a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with a somersault splash from the second rope.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon takes serial_thrilla down with an Aztecan suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon performs a whiplash neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon hits an Aztecan suplex on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon gets a Texas Cloverleaf on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on serial_thrilla.
The Filth Wizard throws serial_thrilla the Beez Trophy.
serial_thrilla tries to use it, but TheWizardMelon blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla with it and goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon performs an enzuigiri against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a whiplash neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon performs an elbowsmash against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon takes serial_thrilla down with a bodyslam.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a springboard cross body press against serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon performs a somersault splash from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon attempts an elbowdrop, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla goes for a springboard roundhouse kick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon covers serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a European uppercut on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a kick.
TheWizardMelon goes for the Sling Blade, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a Flatliner, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick to the knee on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon tries an enzuigiri, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
serial_thrilla rolls out under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
TheWizardMelon clears the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon brings the table into the ring.
TheWizardMelon sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a reverse cradle.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon performs a slap against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon covers serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon performs a hiptoss against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a slap against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon heads to the top rope.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla yells at The Filth Wizard to break up the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.

The winner is thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:17:48
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


serial_thrilla yells at The Filth Wizard.

S_T: Why the hell didn't you break up the pin?!

TFW: I'm just trying to keep you fresh!

S_T: You could've battered Wiz with the trophy at any ******* point! I reckon that would've kept me fresher than going nearly 18 minutes!

TFW: Look, I get it. I get it. The fact of the matter is that we can't have you focusing on the League for the time being.

serial_thrilla looks at The Filth Wizard with sheer incredulity.

S_T: The * are you on about?

TFW: Since I beat Phenom last week, I discovered a very little known rules clause in the V1-Climax Rulebook:

"If a champion is pinned or submitted during the group stage, the winning opponent has the right to challenge for the champion's belt."

TFW: In other words, once Bonz is back from his break, you and I are going after the Tag Team Championships!

S_T: You ******* idiot...I'm facing Phenom next week! How does any of this tie into you "keeping me fresh"?!

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla both grab the nearest chair.

pantskyle and brahj come to ringside to break things up.

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla back down.

Blue League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	3​	0​	0​	1​	10​
serial_thrilla​	2​	0​	1​	1​	7​
The Filth Wizard​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
PhenomenalV1​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
thewizardmelon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	3​	0​	0​

Ha! Thanks for being my first serial_thrilla

 

[thewizardmelon]

Once that's done I'm looking forward to the tag team run of The Freakin Wizards.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

So U2tigers wants a rematch, ShaunDuggan wants a rematch, The Filth Wizard has already challenged me to a match & serial_thrilla is the only other man at my level in SFAEW history.

I think they need to spend the next few weeks facing one another to determine who is the best contender for my title.

While I’m waiting give me a scrub to face in a non-title match. Is Pickitt free?

Well...

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla are locked into the tournament until the finals (or both of them are eliminated), and so are ineligible for World Championship matches until then.

Following an examination from the SFAEW Medical Team, Shaun Freakin' Duggan is currently not cleared to compete until further notice.

U2tigers is actually eligible for a rematch! Although there is one caveat...I've been given word from Millky95 that he has a list of demands, and will read them out during your championship victory celebration on Sunday...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Senor M​	World Heavyweight Championship​	10/3/2024​	3​
PhenomenalV1 & Bonz​	World Tag Team Championships​	5/11/2023​	95​
okeydoke7​	Intercity Championship​	4/2/2024​	38​
Mrs Turbo​	Hardcore Championship​	10/3/2024​	3​
Frothies Mcveigh, NaturalDisaster & Pickitt​	Trios Championships​	3/3/2024​	10​

Dates and stats correct as of 13/3/24.

OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
N/A​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	N/A​	N/A​

Championship board updated.

Senor M Bonz okeydoke7 Mrs Turbo Frothies Mcveigh NaturalDisaster Pickitt

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Wednesday, you know what that means!



It's time for SFAEW Midweek Mayhem!



Kicking us off this evening:






James Colorado and thewizardmelon clash in the Blue League!​

 

[James Colorado]

BANG BANG!!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
TheWizardMelon executes a forearm to the back against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries a snap mare, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits James Colorado with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon uses a jawbreaker on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes a flying forearm against James Colorado.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon goes for a bodyslam, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado kicks TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado punches TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
James Colorado tries an armdrag takedown, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a spinning headscissors.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws James Colorado out of the ring.
TheWizardMelon jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
TheWizardMelon throws James Colorado into the guardrail.
TheWizardMelon tries the Michinoku Driver, but James Colorado blocks it.
Blacky counts: 1.
James Colorado gets back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon follows him back in.
James Colorado places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
James Colorado uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado throws Blacky over the top rope.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky shakes off the pain.
James Colorado chops TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
TheWizardMelon kicks James Colorado.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
TheWizardMelon chops James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon chops James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes the Sling Blade against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon tries an Aztecan suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a backward kick.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon goes for a somersault splash from the second rope, but
James Colorado gets his knees up.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick to the knee on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado punches TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits James Colorado.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
TheWizardMelon chops James Colorado.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon punches James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon uses a bodyslam on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon nails James Colorado with a somersault splash from the second rope.
TheWizardMelon performs a snap mare against James Colorado.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a Spanish Fly.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado executes a flying somersault splash against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado performs a snap mare against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado tries a snap suplex, but TheWizardMelon slides down his back.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes a European uppercut against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon uses a forearm to the back on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a running knee strike.
James Colorado tries a dropkick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a Russian legsweep, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon hits James Colorado with a backdrop.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
James Colorado attempts a vertical suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon performs a release dragon suplex against James Colorado.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon whips James Colorado into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon runs shoulder-first into the corner, but James Colorado moves out of the way.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon executes a hiptoss against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon goes for a bodyslam, but James Colorado counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado uses a reverse Frankensteiner on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado sends TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle.
James Colorado runs shoulder-first into the corner, but TheWizardMelon lifts his knee.
TheWizardMelon tries a vertical suplex, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado performs a springboard cutter against TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado attempts a running knee strike, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon uses a forearm to the back on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes a springboard cross body press against James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
James Colorado misses with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon performs a running front dropkick against James Colorado.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon performs an Aztecan suplex against James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon executes the Michinoku Driver against James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon executes a spinning headlock elbowdrop against James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon performs a forearm to the back against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon screw, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a backbreaker.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado executes a snap mare against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado performs a Samoan Drop against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
James Colorado goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but TheWizardMelon
counters it with a power bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon hits a German suplex on James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon attempts a somersault splash, but James Colorado gets his knees up.
James Colorado whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a flying forearm on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries an elbowdrop, but James Colorado rolls out of the way.
James Colorado uses a flying somersault splash on TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado works the crowd.
James Colorado goes for a snap mare, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits a spinning headlock elbowdrop on James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon nails James Colorado with the Michinoku Driver.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon nails James Colorado with a spinning headlock elbowdrop.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws Blacky over the top rope.
Blacky is out cold.
TheWizardMelon executes a European uppercut against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Blacky crawls back into the ring.
Blacky shakes off the pain.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips James Colorado into the ropes, but James Colorado reverses it.
TheWizardMelon uses a running front dropkick on James Colorado.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon performs a whiplash neckbreaker against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
James Colorado executes a Frankensteiner against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado executes a belly-to-belly suplex against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado uses a standing moonsault on TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
James Colorado misses with a clothesline.
James Colorado goes for a jumping knee strike, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a whiplash neckbreaker, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado takes TheWizardMelon down with a snap suplex.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado uses a superkick on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado executes a chop against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado hits a backbreaker on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits James Colorado with a backdrop.
TheWizardMelon hits a forearm to the back on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon hits a European uppercut on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon covers James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
James Colorado hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
James Colorado attempts a springboard cutter, but TheWizardMelon
counters it with a release German suplex.
TheWizardMelon covers James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon gets a Texas Cloverleaf on James Colorado.
James Colorado is struggling to reach the ropes.
James Colorado inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 11 seconds.
TheWizardMelon nails James Colorado with a springboard cross body press.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowdrop on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon catches James Colorado in a Texas Cloverleaf.
James Colorado manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
TheWizardMelon uses an elbowdrop on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon suplex, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado uses a flip piledriver on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado hits an elbowsmash on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado performs a Samoan Drop against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a shooting star press.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Colorado executes a vertical suplex against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado takes TheWizardMelon down with a back suplex.
James Colorado is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado gives the sign for the GrimBuster.
James Colorado executes the GrimBuster on TheWizardMelon.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
James Colorado goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado hits a Burning Hammer on TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado nails TheWizardMelon with a superkick.
James Colorado attempts an armdrag takedown, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick to the knee on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dragon screw, but James Colorado counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
James Colorado is being booed out of the building.
James Colorado covers TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Colorado executes a chop against TheWizardMelon.
James Colorado attempts a superkick, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick against James Colorado.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on James Colorado.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:15:26
Sim Rating: **** 1/4

And that's two in a row for Wiz! He's right back in contention.

Blue League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	3​	0​	0​	1​	10​
serial_thrilla​	2​	0​	1​	1​	7​
The Filth Wizard​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
PhenomenalV1​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
thewizardmelon​	2​	0​	2​	0​	6​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	4​	0​	0​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in our other match of the evening:






AnUltimateRessie takes on Braklet in the Green League!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
AnUltimateRessie performs an elbowsmash against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie uses a snap suplex on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie throws Braklet out of the ring.
AnUltimateRessie jumps onto him with an apron moonsault bodyblock.
AnUltimateRessie nails Braklet with a jumping clothesline.
AnUltimateRessie executes the An Ultimate Finisher on Braklet on the concrete floor.
AnUltimateRessie shoves Braklet into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 1.
AnUltimateRessie sets up a table.
AnUltimateRessie sets up Braklet on the table.
AnUltimateRessie tries to drive Braklet through the table with the
An Ultimate Finisher but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet gets back into the ring.
AnUltimateRessie rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Braklet tries a flapjack, but AnUltimateRessie counters it with a lariat.
AnUltimateRessie covers Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a clothesline.
AnUltimateRessie falls out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, AnUltimateRessie reenters the ring.
Braklet uses a leg lariat on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet attempts a vertical suplex, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
AnUltimateRessie chops Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie hits Braklet.
The crowd is cheering on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet begs off.
AnUltimateRessie hits a kick to the head on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie executes a lariat against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
AnUltimateRessie hits a lariat on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie hits a lariat on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a standing moonsault, but Braklet gets his knees up.
Braklet uses a Gory lock faceslam on AnUltimateRessie.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Braklet whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes.
Braklet hits an armdrag takedown on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits a hiptoss on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a kick to the midsection on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet executes a reverse neckbreaker against AnUltimateRessie.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Braklet uses a jawbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet executes a back suplex against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a leg lariat on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet whips AnUltimateRessie into the ropes, but AnUltimateRessie reverses it.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a shoulderblock.
Braklet executes a chop against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet tries a dropkick, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet begs off.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a fireman's carry into a gutbuster, but Braklet counters it with a DDT.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie performs an enzuigiri against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie performs a Hotshot against Braklet.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie executes a chop against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie chops Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie kicks Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie tries a snap suplex, but Braklet counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet tries an enzuigiri, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a kick.
Braklet performs a superkick against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet goes for a back suplex, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
Braklet begs off.
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie attempts a lariat, but Braklet counters it with a crucifix.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Braklet complains about a slow count.
Braklet uses a swinging neckbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Braklet tries a dropkick, but AnUltimateRessie steps out of the way.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
Braklet performs a facerake against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet chops AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a leg lariat on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a jawbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet performs a bodyslam against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet goes for a Russian legsweep, but AnUltimateRessie counters it with an elbowsmash.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
Braklet uses a chop on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet punches AnUltimateRessie.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
AnUltimateRessie kicks Braklet.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie.
The crowd is vociferously booing Braklet.
Braklet chops AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie punches Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie hits Braklet.
Braklet chops AnUltimateRessie.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Braklet tries a bulldog, but AnUltimateRessie blocks it.
AnUltimateRessie goes for a powerslam, but Braklet counters it with a lariat.
AnUltimateRessie springs to his feet.
AnUltimateRessie hits a dropkick on Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie works the crowd.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a kick.
Braklet performs a DDT against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a chop on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a kick.
Braklet throws AnUltimateRessie out of the ring.
Braklet jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Braklet executes a swinging neckbreaker against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet knocks AnUltimateRessie into the ringpost.
Braklet executes a fist to the midsection against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet performs a leg lariat against AnUltimateRessie.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Braklet climbs back into the ring.
AnUltimateRessie follows him back in.
Braklet executes a snap mare against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet nails AnUltimateRessie with an enzuigiri.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on AnUltimateRessie.
Richard Head tells AnUltimateRessie to respond or he'll stop the fight.
AnUltimateRessie nods.
AnUltimateRessie tries to escape the hold.
AnUltimateRessie grabs the ropes after 23 seconds.
Braklet nails AnUltimateRessie with a Russian legsweep.
Braklet executes a chop against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie misses with a clothesline.
Braklet misses with an elbow.
AnUltimateRessie misses with a shoulderblock.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie with a shoulderblock.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie catches Braklet in a sleeperhold.
Braklet manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
AnUltimateRessie performs a kick to the head against Braklet.
AnUltimateRessie covers Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
AnUltimateRessie performs a standing moonsault against Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
AnUltimateRessie executes the An Ultimate Finisher on Braklet.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
AnUltimateRessie whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet executes an armdrag takedown against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet takes AnUltimateRessie down with a vertical suplex.
Braklet performs a vertical suplex against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet throws AnUltimateRessie out of the ring.
Braklet goes outside.
Braklet shoves AnUltimateRessie into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Braklet uses a forearm to the back on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet whips AnUltimateRessie into the guardrail.
Braklet executes a jawbreaker against AnUltimateRessie.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Braklet goes for a leg lariat, but AnUltimateRessie ducks out of the way.
Richard Head counts: 3.
AnUltimateRessie climbs back into the ring.
Braklet climbs back into the ring.
AnUltimateRessie runs into the ropes.
Braklet and AnUltimateRessie get hit with a double clothesline.
Braklet hits AnUltimateRessie.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
AnUltimateRessie punches Braklet.
Braklet kicks AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie kicks Braklet.
The crowd is really behind AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet punches AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet is being booed out of the building.
Braklet nails AnUltimateRessie with a Gory lock faceslam.
Braklet executes a kneedrop against AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie springs to his feet.
AnUltimateRessie nails Braklet with a flying cross body press.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
AnUltimateRessie throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
AnUltimateRessie complains about a slow count.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
Braklet uses a knee to the back on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits a reverse neckbreaker on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet hits an enzuigiri on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet uses a snap mare on AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet performs a fist to the midsection against AnUltimateRessie.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie is struggling to reach the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie tries to escape the hold.
AnUltimateRessie summons one last burst of energy.
Richard Head asks AnUltimateRessie if he should stop the fight.
AnUltimateRessie shakes his head.
AnUltimateRessie is writhing in pain.
Richard Head tells AnUltimateRessie to respond or he'll stop the fight.
AnUltimateRessie nods.
Richard Head checks AnUltimateRessie's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
AnUltimateRessie fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds.
AnUltimateRessie sends Braklet into the turnbuckle.
AnUltimateRessie charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Braklet lifts his leg.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on AnUltimateRessie.
AnUltimateRessie is struggling to reach the ropes.
AnUltimateRessie is valiantly trying to break the hold.
AnUltimateRessie tries to fight the pain.
AnUltimateRessie submits after 13 seconds.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is Braklet. Time of match: 0:14:11
Sim Rating: *** 3/4

And Brak is back on the winner's list! He's still got one hell of a mountain to climb if he still wants to make the top 3.

Green League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Frothies Mcveigh​	3​	0​	0​	0​	9​
Loonerty​	3​	0​	0​	0​	9​
Tonga Bob​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
tony​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
Braklet​	2​	0​	2​	0​	6​
TheInjuryFactory​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Callums_Guns​	0​	0​	3​	0​	0​
AnUltimateRessie​	0​	0​	4​	0​	0​

Tomorrow night: The full card announcements for The Magnificent 7, with the reveals of Team okeydoke7 and Team Wig Factory!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

The winner is @thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:15:26

Old boys,

The winner is @Braklet. Time of match: 0:14:11

Old boys...
What ya gunna do
What ya gunna do when they come for you.


thewizardmelon Braklet
You gunna kick their butts, thats what ya gunna do - Great work Old Boys!

 

[James Colorado]

Still in search of my first win, but I'm getting nuclear heat here.

 

[Ocha905]

So this league is freezing me out after I lost my debut to U2tigers. Who, may I add, ended up the freaking champion in his next match and only lost it by some joke of a forced title defence when completely spent.

I was the second best qrestler here on debut and have decided to take it seriously now. I've even turfed the cricket whites for a more appropriate uniform. But it doesn't even matter if I can't get on the green, sorry in the ring. Like Cliff Carew I'm about to headbutt someone and be banned for 20 years!

I propose a special committee to look into this organisation's rampart corruption. Chaired by myself of course.