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The West Coast Eagles Football Club shocked the world today as it unveiled the first ever genetically modified footballer. The experiments were conducted in secret in an underground laboratory by a team of highly trained scientists, and has resulted in what CEO Trevor Nisbett has described as 'the super-footballer.'

The genetically modified footballer was chosen through a Hungry Jacks competition, with youngster Mike Walker the lucky winner.

Rival clubs were outraged at the obvious flouting of the rules but when pressed AFL CEO Andrew Demetriou said 'I think it's good for football'

One thing remains to be seen, will this so called 'super-footballer' live up to his name and change the face of footy forever?
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Mike Walker Stats​

Age: 18
Height: 201cm
Weight: 96cm
Preferred Position: Tall Forward

Overall: 90
Skills: 85
Speed: 85
Endurance: 84
Marking: 85
Spoiling: 63
Strength: 86
Goal Accuracy: 71

Ball Getting: 86
Take Aways: 32
Tagging: 2
Offence: 86
Defence: 58
Ruck Ability: 12

Durability: 97
Consistency: 90
 

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West Coast Freak Debuts​

Genetically modified West Coast player Mike Walker made his debut against Geelong today as the entire footballing world watched on, and all those who did will be glad they tuned in.

Walker displayed the changing face of football, as he absolutely dominated the game from Centre Half Forward, leaving three opponents in his wake as he racked up 30 possessions, 12 marks and five goals.

The dominant display by the so called super-footballer helped lead the Eagles to a mammoth 25.18 168 scoreline and an easy 41 point win.

Mike Walker Stats
17 kicks
13 handballs
12 marks
1 hitout
5 goals
2 behinds
 
Round 2 2006: West Coast vs Sydney at Subiaco Oval

West Coast 26.17 (173) def Sydney 10.12 (72)

Mike Walker Stats:
21 Kicks
11 Handballs
14 Marks
4 Hitouts
3 Goals
2 Behinds

Ranking: 1
Coaches Rating: 8
Media Votes: 5
 
2006 Season

Mike Walker Stats

Games Played: 22
Goals: 111 - (ave. 5 per game)
Kicks: 285 - (12.9)
Handballs: 63 - (2.8)
Marks: 230 - (10.4)
Hit Outs: 29 - (1.3)

1st overall in Goals Kicked
15th overall in kicks
1st overall in marks
5th overall in contested marks

Awards:
Herald Sun Player of the Year
Coleman Medal
All-Australian Full Forward
Brownlow Medal

West Coast Finishing Position: 1st
 
2007 Season

Mike Walker Stats

Games Played: 20
Goals: 53 - (ave. 2.6 per game)
Kicks: 302 - (15.1)
Handballs: 107 - (5.3)
Marks: 192 - (9.6)
Hit Outs: 28 - (1.4)

12th overall in Goals Kicked
7th overall in kicks
4th overall in marks
1st overall in contested marks

Awards:
Runner up Herald Sun Player of the Year
All-Australian Full Forward

Votes in Brownlow Medal: 6
West Coast Finishing Position: 1st
 
Mike Walker Re-Signs, but at what cost?

Superstar Him-bot Mike Walker has re-signed with the West Coast Eagles in a deal that is sure to create waves throughout the squad. The Eagles signed Mike Walker to what is believed to be a four year $700,000 per year deal, which many believe to be the most in the league.

The exorbitant contract offer looks certain to see many of the Eagles stars at new homes next year as they battle to stay under the salary cap. These names include Ashley Hansen, Chad Fletcher, Michael Braun, Jaymie Graham & Andrew McDougall.

With such big name departures it will be interesting to see just how much this effects the on-field performance of the Eagles and whether or not Walker can live up to his excessive contract and steer the Eagles to a third succesive premiership.
 
2008 Season

Mike Walker Stats

Games Played: 19
Goals: 106 - (ave. 5.5 per game)
Kicks: 267 - (14)
Handballs: 27 - (1.4)
Marks: 207 - (10.8)
Hit Outs: 34 - (1.7)

1st overall in Goals Kicked
3rd overall in marks
7th overall in contested marks

Awards:
Herald Sun Player of the Year
Coleman Medal
All-Australian Forward Pocket
Runner Up Brownlow Medal

Votes in Brownlow Medal: 20
West Coast Finishing Position: 3rd
 
2009 Season

Mike Walker Stats

Games Played: 22
Goals: 137 - (ave. 6.2 per game)
Kicks: 309 - (14)
Handballs: 24 - (1)
Marks: 244 - (10.5)
Hit Outs: 36 - (1.6)

1st overall in Goals Kicked
3rd overall in Kicks
1st overall in Marks
4th overall in Contested Marks

Awards:
Herald Sun Player of the Year
Coleman Medal
All-Australian Centre Half Forward
Brownlow Medal

Votes in Brownlow Medal: 25 (1st)
West Coast Finishing Position: 3rd
 

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2010 Season

Mike Walker Stats

Games Played: 22
Goals: 121 - (ave. 5.5 per game)
Kicks: 335 - (15.2)
Handballs: 37 - (1.6)
Marks: 267 - (12.1)
Hit Outs: 22 - (1)

1st overall in Goals Kicked
1st overall in Kicks
1st overall in Marks
2nd overall in Contested Marks

Awards:
Herald Sun Player of the Year
Coleman Medal
All-Australian Full Forward
Brownlow Medal

Votes in Brownlow Medal: 21 (Equal 1st)
West Coast Finishing Position: 1st
 
Mike Walker Career Stats to Date:

Age: 22
Games: 118
Goals: 585
Premierships: 3

Awards:
Four Time Herald Sun Player of the Year
Three Time Brownlow Medallist
Five Time All-Australian
Four Time Coleman Medallist
 
Mike Walker named as successor

Mike Walker was today announced as the new captain of the West Coast Eagles after previous captain Ben Cousins announced his retirement. Walker said it was a huge honour and believes that he can continue West Coast's succesful recent run and bring home even more premiership glory.
 
2011 Season

Mike Walker Stats

Games Played: 22
Goals: 115 - (ave. 5.2 per game)
Kicks: 293 - (13.3)
Handballs: 27 - (1.4)
Marks: 243 - (11)
Hit Outs: 22 - (1)

1st overall in Goals Kicked
14th overall in Kicks
1st overall in Marks
1st overall in Contested Marks

Awards:
Herald Sun Player of the Year
Coleman Medal
All-Australian Forward Pocket
Brownlow Medal

Votes in Brownlow Medal: 24 (1st)
West Coast Finishing Position: 1st
 
Mike Walker Re-Signs but on one condition

AFL superstar Mike Walker has re-signed with the Eagles for another four years. Walker put pen to a deal believed to be worth more than a million dollars a year, making him the highest paid player in the league. Walker was said to be stalling over the deal as he believed he has more to offer as a player than just kicking goals, and as a result looks likely to move to either the Ruck or possibly even defence next season.
 
JuddyisGod said:
2011 Season

Mark Conway Stats

Games Played: 22
Goals: 115 - (ave. 5.2 per game)
Kicks: 293 - (13.3)
Handballs: 27 - (1.4)
Marks: 243 - (11)
Hit Outs: 22 - (1)

1st overall in Goals Kicked
14th overall in Kicks
1st overall in Marks
1st overall in Contested Marks

Awards:
Herald Sun Player of the Year
Coleman Medal
All-Australian Forward Pocket
Brownlow Medal

Votes in Brownlow Medal: 24 (1st)
West Coast Finishing Position: 1st
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AA forward pocket! What do you have to do!
 
I did one of these making S. Salopek pretty damn good, was lucky enough to score a cheap 3 year deal out of him for $200k and 2 seasons.
In 5 years finished 3rd, 3rd, 2nd, 2nd and finally won the Grand Final.
Salopek won the Brownlow in my 4th year and All-Australian selection years 4 and 5.

Might have to stop know though, asked for a contract worth over $900k....
 
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