The power of Roo!

[bubblegoose]

Nick Riewoldt doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you

Nick Riewoldt bit the Apple logo

There used to be a street named after Nick Riewoldt, but it was changed because nobody crosses Nick Riewoldt and lives

Nick Riewoldt has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life

Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Nick Riewoldt

Nick Riewoldt can touch MC Hammer

Some magicians can walk on water, Nick Riewoldt can swim through land

Nick Riewoldt once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke ... that truck is now known as Optimus Prime

Nick Riewoldt doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s**t out of it

Everybody tries to be perfect ... Perfection tries to be Nick Riewoldt

Nick Riewoldt can strangle you with a cordless phone

Nick Riewoldt counted to infinity - twice

Nick Riewoldt is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Nick Riewoldt and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants

Nick Riewoldt can single handedly surround his victims

When Nick Riewoldt looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Nick Riewoldt

Nick Riewoldt can slam a revolving door

Nick Riewoldt was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'

Nick Riewoldt doesn't need a GPS. Nick Riewoldt decides where he is

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Nick Riewoldt

Nick Riewoldt can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

Nick Riewoldt was in all 6 Star Wars movies ... As The Force

Nick Riewoldt is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes

Nick Riewoldt beat the sun in a staring contest

Nick Riewoldt was born on February 30th

Nick Riewoldt once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as Giraffes

Only Nick Riewoldt can dislike on Facebook

The sheep on Nick Riewoldt's farm are the ones that give us steel wool

Nick Riewoldt can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together

When Nick Riewoldt throws a boomerang it doesn't dare come back

Nick Riewoldt does not fart, nothing escapes Nick Riewoldt

Nick Riewoldt can unscramble eggs

Nick Riewoldt can kill two stones with one bird

Nick Riewoldt destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognises is the element of surprise

Unstoppable force meeting an immovable object? Nick Riewoldt clapping

Some kids pee their name in snow. Nick Riewoldt pees his name in concrete

Nick Riewoldt doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is

Nick Riewoldt can leave a message before the beep

Nick Riewoldt's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

Nick Riewoldt can divide by zero

Nick Riewoldt can insert a picture in a Notepad file.

 

[AFLOnline]

I think these jokes would be better suited to BJ, always a great laugh though ^_^

 

[Premiersupporter]

oh, i am going to use this on my collingwood supporter friend who seems to think Chuck Norris is better!

 

[SA1NTER]

Sorry to burst your bubble (hehe see what I did there) but these are all Chuck Norris jokes. Good read anyway.

 

[BigWillPower]

The one thing Nick Riewoldt can't do is consistently kick goals from within 25 metres out directly in front. I know this post is meant to be funny but one really disappointing aspect of saints fans is lauding their good players to be better than they really are - and seriously, over time, it goes to their heads

Everyone had a crack at Brett Peake for missing targets in both Grand finals that resulted in turnovers and collingwood goals, but we had Schneider and Gilbert miss targets (i.e the goals) for a combined total of 5 in one quarter of the replay.

And why does this happen ? Because the Captain sets the standard of mediocrity in shooting for goal. It was bad enough that he didn't steady when he took that mark in the goal square in the first quarter of the replay - only to have it smothered by that hack Heath Shaw - the moment that will be seen as 'when the saints lost the premiership' but in actual fact, more deplorable was his miss from 20m in the 3rd quarter of the first GF - despite taking a great mark to have the opportunity - immediately after the rightful captain, Hayes, got a magnificent clearance from the centre following a Goddard goal. It could have and should have been the time the saints stamped their authoriy over the game with 2 goals in 2 minutes against a wilting opponent.

Sometimes we get carried away with the 'Highlights package' that Riewoldt provides over the course of the - plenty of hard running and courageous spectacular marks - but at the end of the day he doesn't perform his role. Despite missing games through injury last year, he still had 73 shots on goal - but only nailed 39 of them.

That's not acceptable from a captain, particularly when the same malaise filters thru to him teammates.

Compare this with the last 2 premierships captains - Tom Harley and Nick Maxwell - both against the saints. For the casual observer, these guys' career highlights reels would go for less than one minute but their blunders are non-existent and that's what makes them great captains - they give their best every week and they never let their team mates down.

One of the reasons, Jack Riewoldt wasn't drafted by the saints - even though he'd been training with them that pre-season, was there was doubt on his kicking ability. God knows we didn't need 2 riewoldt's that couldn't kick straight. Yet, 3 years later Jack has improved so much that he won the Coleman medal, whilst after 10 years in the system, Nick still hasn't got a clue.

I'm sorry to say, with this is mind, the saints will never win a flag whilst Nick Riewoldt is captain.

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

The one thing Nick Riewoldt can't do is consistently kick goals from within 25 metres out directly in front. I know this post is meant to be funny but one really disappointing aspect of saints fans is lauding their good players to be better than they really are - and seriously, over time, it goes to their heads

Everyone had a crack at Brett Peake for missing targets in both Grand finals that resulted in turnovers and collingwood goals, but we had Schneider and Gilbert miss targets (i.e the goals) for a combined total of 5 in one quarter of the replay.

And why does this happen ? Because the Captain sets the standard of mediocrity in shooting for goal. It was bad enough that he didn't steady when he took that mark in the goal square in the first quarter of the replay - only to have it smothered by that hack Heath Shaw - the moment that will be seen as 'when the saints lost the premiership' but in actual fact, more deplorable was his miss from 20m in the 3rd quarter of the first GF - despite taking a great mark to have the opportunity - immediately after the rightful captain, Hayes, got a magnificent clearance from the centre following a Goddard goal. It could have and should have been the time the saints stamped their authoriy over the game with 2 goals in 2 minutes against a wilting opponent.

Sometimes we get carried away with the 'Highlights package' that Riewoldt provides over the course of the - plenty of hard running and courageous spectacular marks - but at the end of the day he doesn't perform his role. Despite missing games through injury last year, he still had 73 shots on goal - but only nailed 39 of them.

That's not acceptable from a captain, particularly when the same malaise filters thru to him teammates.

Compare this with the last 2 premierships captains - Tom Harley and Nick Maxwell - both against the saints. For the casual observer, these guys' career highlights reels would go for less than one minute but their blunders are non-existent and that's what makes them great captains - they give their best every week and they never let their team mates down.

One of the reasons, Jack Riewoldt wasn't drafted by the saints - even though he'd been training with them that pre-season, was there was doubt on his kicking ability. God knows we didn't need 2 riewoldt's that couldn't kick straight. Yet, 3 years later Jack has improved so much that he won the Coleman medal, whilst after 10 years in the system, Nick still hasn't got a clue.

I'm sorry to say, with this is mind, the saints will never win a flag whilst Nick Riewoldt is captain.

If you think his miss was from 20m after taking that mark in GF1, I'm not using you as my real estate agent.

Lance Franklin misses many a basic set shot.

What about Riewoldt's effort in 2009 to get us into the GF?

Easy to pot when things don't go our way.

I hardly think Sam Gilbert thinks "Roo missed" when he's lining up for a ping at the sticks.

 

[saint jack]

I think you're just going over what everybody already knows. Facts are facts