Since bad tastes jokes is gone i really need somewhere to post my favourite breed of humour.
What is the difference between a cat s**t and a human s**t?
- You eat cat s**t off the lawn and human s**t out of the bowl.
What do you do if you piss your pants?
- Take off your pants, suck the piss residue from the pants and then sniff the piss stains.
What is the difference between a cat s**t and a human s**t?
- You eat cat s**t off the lawn and human s**t out of the bowl.
What do you do if you piss your pants?
- Take off your pants, suck the piss residue from the pants and then sniff the piss stains.