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    Physical Vs Emotional Pain

    Emmotional pain is nothing more than the need for an attitude adjustment. Physical pain is a signal that weakness is leaving your body. Whenever possible, I like to combine the two by being oiled down and lightly whipped. Peace,
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    How many of you have had an unfortunate incident with Egg Nog?

    I once had an unfortunate accident and said it was egg nog. Merry Christmas and add just a bit of rum. Goes down smooth. Peace,
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    Oakland Sapp's

    I thought of Sapp as a Raider when I was hating him as a Buc. He couldn't have found a better home. Not only does Oakland hire gomers, they have this mysterious phobia of team cohesion. Sapp will go a long way toward disrupting cohesion. I love it when players I despise suit up in...
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    five best q-backs in last 20 years

    Good choices. I'll switch up, and pick QB's who were active at any time in the last 20 years, and arrange them in order I would want them to play for the 2004 Kansas City strengths and weaknesses - and as if the QB's were still in their prime. 1. Troy Aikman 2. Joe Montana 3. Dan...
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    Whats the link for live audio

    At half - RICHMOND 6.7 43 bastardly pies 3.3 21 Eat Me! GO TIGES! Oh...and Peace,
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    Another KISS Tribute Album

    Hat, did you write that post with some sort of 'Da Vinci Code?' Take a look at the song listings you posted. De-focus your eyes and concentrate on the negative space of the page rather than the writing: I swear it says, Dinosaur Noisy Mimes Coincidence? Or do you have some kind of...
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    Virginity lost in internet auction

    I discovered something interesting from following the link to the dyke's photo. If you are sitting in front of a shockingly ugly couch, it makes you look better. Seriously. Bring up the pick, block out the couch with your hands, and she's Plain-Jane lesbo. Remove your hands, bring the...
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    Themes for Parties!

    Have a "Mooster Party" (trademark). Here's how they go: Buy an insane amount of beer. Regardless of how many people show up, there is more than enough. There is plenty for tomorrow too. Sit down in the dark. The first hard liquors you think of (RUM! VODKA!) are your hooches. Buy...
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    Did U No

    Here are some recipes: http://community-2.webtv.net/Bonnybear/camelfood/ Nothing about camel toe. I prefer mine raw after a sushi fashion, and slightly wiggly.
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    US Toilet Bowl half time

    There are lots of Australians that like American football. There aren't a lot of Americans that even know that the AFL exists. For some reason, it doesn't get much air play on the sports networks here (I've sent countless e-mails). I think if the AFL had more US exposure, Americans would...
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    Scary Late Night Moments

    :D There's a physiological reason for the night jitters. We aren't wired to be nocturnal. When sunlight enters our retina, it stimulates our brains to become active, thoughtful (and most importantly) rational. Artificial light doesn't have the same effect. In fact, it can drive some...
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    Funeral Protocol

    Danni, I'm very familiar with the blackmail, loopy phenomena you are talking about. I was married once....once. You are right, that kind of situation should be avoided at all costs. But there isn't going to be a funeral. They're just toasting her, and calling it a day. Can the...
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    Funeral Protocol

    A good friend of mine lives in Kansas City. He is engaged to a girl who at the moment is living in Texas. She is scheduled to move to KC soon. The girl's grandmother just died. They are going to cremate her old bones, and there will be no real funeral. My take on funeral protocol in...
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    Scary Late Night Moments

    I don't live in fear. :confused: The only people I've ever met who live in fear have psychological problems. When I have to investigate a strange noise, I am elated. I smile the toothy grin of the predator rather than arming myself with a plastic fork and hoping the intruder is a nice...
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    Songs that define you

    Chisel, Zeppelin and you hate hip hop crap. Good taste. Not to be a stickler, but 'All of My Love' is Plant crooning to his dead son. Unless that's your point. ;) Peace,
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