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When you have family and friends sitting together in a confined space, such as at the dinner table, and you don't have your laptop with you (so you're feeling a bit vulnerable), you might wish to get some lively conversation happening.
As not everyone wants to talk about the NMFC all the time, and mention of politics when alcohol is being consumed and people have sharp knives in their hands is not always a good idea, you might want to float up some half volleys on off stump in relation to popular summer sports like cricket and tennis. I tried this with yachting once and didn't get much of a response - just a couple of 'why don't you shut ups?' and a few 'yachting?? - **** offs'.
So here goes from last weekend's ripper weekend for Aussie sport. First, the cricket. We really put those hapless Windies in their place by whipping their sorry arses on the field as well as by showing them who's boss when it comes to the really tough psychological warfare stuff. I know Shane Watson copped headlines for dancing in Chris Gayle's face, but my highlight was when he clapped in Brendan Nash's face when he finally reached 50 after being stuck on 48 for an hour or so. Bowled, Shane!
Then there was Dougie Bollinger. He jubilantly claimed a grassed catch only to be outed by the bloody replay. That's two replays in consecutive tests where Dougie has been caught out by those damned replays claiming grassed catches. Those replays should be banned!
It finally dawned on me why Ricky wanted players to adopt an honour system and accept the fielder's word for catches a while back. It was a shrewd move by Rick, but unfortunately the other countries didn't fall for it.
Meanwhile out at the Tennis Centre a trim, taut and terrific Casey Dellacqua was whipping some 18 year-old's sorry arse and gaining wild card entry into the Oz Open. And despite Bernard Tomic losing to some bloke I'd never heard of, Australia's tennis future has never shone brighter. We're going to kick butt in the years to come, especially if Alicia and Lleyton can get back to their best.
This final comment might be a little too controversial for the dinner table, but don't be surprised if, besides JA and Nicole Bradtke winning the veterans mixed doubles, several Aussie hopefuls don't advance to the second week of the 2010 Oz Open.
So there you have it. If you can't get a lively conversation happening after airing these thoughts, just slip back to your keyboard and return to Big Footy. You're wasting your time sitting at that dinner table.
As not everyone wants to talk about the NMFC all the time, and mention of politics when alcohol is being consumed and people have sharp knives in their hands is not always a good idea, you might want to float up some half volleys on off stump in relation to popular summer sports like cricket and tennis. I tried this with yachting once and didn't get much of a response - just a couple of 'why don't you shut ups?' and a few 'yachting?? - **** offs'.
So here goes from last weekend's ripper weekend for Aussie sport. First, the cricket. We really put those hapless Windies in their place by whipping their sorry arses on the field as well as by showing them who's boss when it comes to the really tough psychological warfare stuff. I know Shane Watson copped headlines for dancing in Chris Gayle's face, but my highlight was when he clapped in Brendan Nash's face when he finally reached 50 after being stuck on 48 for an hour or so. Bowled, Shane!
Then there was Dougie Bollinger. He jubilantly claimed a grassed catch only to be outed by the bloody replay. That's two replays in consecutive tests where Dougie has been caught out by those damned replays claiming grassed catches. Those replays should be banned!
It finally dawned on me why Ricky wanted players to adopt an honour system and accept the fielder's word for catches a while back. It was a shrewd move by Rick, but unfortunately the other countries didn't fall for it.
Meanwhile out at the Tennis Centre a trim, taut and terrific Casey Dellacqua was whipping some 18 year-old's sorry arse and gaining wild card entry into the Oz Open. And despite Bernard Tomic losing to some bloke I'd never heard of, Australia's tennis future has never shone brighter. We're going to kick butt in the years to come, especially if Alicia and Lleyton can get back to their best.
This final comment might be a little too controversial for the dinner table, but don't be surprised if, besides JA and Nicole Bradtke winning the veterans mixed doubles, several Aussie hopefuls don't advance to the second week of the 2010 Oz Open.
So there you have it. If you can't get a lively conversation happening after airing these thoughts, just slip back to your keyboard and return to Big Footy. You're wasting your time sitting at that dinner table.