Official Match Thread S18 First Qualifying Final: Geelong Gumbies vs Dragons FFC at The House of Gumby

[Taylor]

Surely there's better ways of making the dole out there these days instead of just seeking attention a few nights a week.

I wouldn't know.

This girl has a job. Ask a Dragon?

 

[HARPSichord]

I wouldn't know.

This girl has a job. Ask a Dragon?

How rude.

 

[Taylor]

How rude.

 

[Mr Gor]

i finished equal first in marks this season

dat bruise free footy just leaves me ripe for the finals

 

[akkaps]

I'd be scared of ending up like Tully.

She was hot, and a lesbian, IIRC. No wondering you've been paying attention to her story.

 

[akkaps]

i finished equal first in marks this season

dat bruise free footy just leaves me ripe for the finals

Are you some kind of apple? Granny Smith?

 

[Mr Gor]

She was hot, and a lesbian, IIRC. No wondering you've been paying attention to her story.

*bi-sexual

plus trying to make the lesbian connection to tayl0r? have you not witnessed her godly power of innuendo before?

 

[Taylor]

*bi-sexual

plus trying to make the lesbian connection to tayl0r? have you not witnessed her godly power of innuendo before?

He wasn't wrong.

 

[Mr Gor]

Are you some kind of apple? Granny Smith?

surprised you didnt say banana (cos they look bruised n black n stuff when they get really ripe)

so yeah i'll take granny smith. CUZ I'LL BE IN THE GRANNY THIS FINALS SERIES NAMEAN!

 

[HARPSichord]

i finished equal first in marks this season

dat bruise free footy just leaves me ripe for the finals

Pity bruise free qooty isn't played in finals. I'm going to shirtfront the s**t out of you.

 

[Mr Gor]

He wasn't wrong.

 

[Mr Gor]

Pity bruise free qooty isn't played in finals. I'm going to shirtfront the s**t out of you.

okey mr abbott

brb not wearing shirt

 

[akkaps]

*bi-sexual

plus trying to make the lesbian connection to tayl0r? have you not witnessed her godly power of innuendo before?

I didn't mean it to come off as that. I was merely saying that Tully would have much more interest in Tayl0r and Jenny than the rest of us

 

[HARPSichord]

okey mr abbott

brb not wearing shirt

Nah you're Abbott and I'm Putin. You're going to get smashed.

 

[akkaps]

surprised you didnt say banana (cos they look bruised n black n stuff when they get really ripe)

so yeah i'll take granny smith. CUZ I'LL BE IN THE GRANNY THIS FINALS SERIES NAMEAN!

I saw more referring to old ladies being called granny

But of you want to go down that path of Geand Final, you'd be the maker of the grand final, not the winner. The definition of smith: is to create or make. Have fun shining the cup for the Dragons.

 

[Taylor]

Relax, I was just drawing some strong comparisons between Tully and I.

 

[HARPSichord]

Relax, I was just drawing some strong comparisons between Tully and I.

So you're saying you may bat for the same team on occasion?

 

[Taylor]

So you're saying you may bat for the same team on occasion?

Very selectively.

 

[HARPSichord]

Very selectively.

Who would you turn for?

 

[Taylor]

Who would you turn for?

There is a blonde nurse I'm quite fond of lately.

There are lots of obvious celebrities I'd like to kiss.

 

[chefmeister]

There is a blonde nurse I'm quite fond of lately.

Hang on Ma, hang on...

 

[SM]

Hang on Ma, hang on...

Did you know there's apparently a Superman reference in every Seinfeld episode? I knew there was one in a lot, but didn't know there was on in every episode.

 

[A Bit High]

Can we please get back to qooty.

 

[HARPSichord]

There is a blonde nurse I'm quite fond of lately.

There are lots of obvious celebrities I'd like to kiss.

Who's your number one celeb?

 

[HARPSichord]

Can we please get back to qooty.

Gee you're a cranky old man.