Oppo Camp Delusional Pearlers III

[Beerfish]

Could live on the scums board right now, so much goodness.

 

[daffo]

haha. That's shocking. I wish that you could see the age of the person posting stuff like this. I can't see it not being some teenager.

 

[DapperJong]

carlton

I have been searching on international news sites, BBC, CNN and ESPN and there is nothing on the Essendon scandal.

like its some massive world conspiracy

 

[Beerfish]

The world is (not) watching.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Could live on the scums board right now, so much goodness.

How good is this????

If I didn't have to work for a living I would gladly do some voluntary unpaid work for ASADA to help their resourcing

So brave.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

EDIT: Shoulda turned left at Alberquerque

 

[DapperJong]

Sydney match preview is just a big build up of drug cheat spew. I think they are scared. They need something to blame if we beat them.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Sydney match preview is just a big build up of drug cheat spew. I think they are scared. They need something to blame if we beat them.

Redheads generate their own opium and don't cancel it out. So even Cooney and Goddard aren't clean.

Putrid club.

 

[GandalfTheDon]

HTB is going off. Gotta love them foamers.

To summarize for those who haven't lurked it's depths:

 

[BrewSmackerVeiny]

They were promised so much, only to be bitterly disappointed.

 

[Dave]

carlton



like its some massive world conspiracy

It is I tells ya, IT IS!!!!!!!

 

[eth-dog]

I just read the Carlton thread's last 2 pages. They're still in denial.

 

[CourtzMajora]

They were promised so much, only to be bitterly disappointed.

Oh stop blaming the beans!

 

[Pweter]

Redheads generate their own opium and don't cancel it out. So even Cooney and Goddard aren't clean.

Putrid club.

Suddenly all those cryptic posts are making sense....

 

[2one2]

Dat thread on the you-know-where about Jobe's leadership. Just utterly magnificent

 

[MightyDons4]

"I agree completely. However, i feel Tayte Pears (Among others) output is better than Dustins, yet, Fletcher keeps getting games. This is damaging the development of pears and taking up a useless list position."

Wut

 

[CakeButcher]

At first I was like "Damn, now I want to fight the French" but then I was like "But he has thin lips."

Prefer this rendition:
Mark Rylance is the greatest Shakespearean actor of all time.

 

[Mercuri Rising]

I know I have said it before, but the whole '*' business really is the biggest pile of wank on this forum. And that is saying something!

The Norf poster with (paraphrasing) "PROUD CREATOR OF "*"" in his sig is still the cringiest thing I've seen on the forum. And it's a strong field.

 

[Drummer_19]

We get destroyed for the salary cap, we are still paying for it, and the druggies get away with doping, says a lot about the AFL.

From the Carlton autopsy thread from last night, def got nothing to do with recruiting losers or anything.

 

[Autobahn]

From the Carlton autopsy thread from last night, def got nothing to do with recruiting losers or anything.

I've ran out of tears for Carlton, especially after last nights performance.

 

[CourtzMajora]

I don't think we are that far off, lets look at it, we lost by 4 goals when we should have got smashed, we have almost all of the players down and not playing to potential, and yet we lost by only 4, we have a injury in the first minute and Yarran was also injured, if we were that bad we should have been taken to the cleaners and yet we weren't. We are turning the corner and I pity anyone who stands in our way.

Yeeeeeeeeah. Carlton.

 

[Doss]

Yeeeeeeeeah. Carlton.

That poster is a troll, I can tell you that much.

 

[CourtzMajora]

I would hope so with comments like that haha.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Prefer this rendition:
Mark Rylance is the greatest Shakespearean actor of all time.

Shame he doesn't believe Shakespeare wrote those plays though.

#CanOfWormsForWhichThisForumHasNoRoom

 

[yaco55]

Clebuterol - Two Collingwood players positive A sample - two other players allegedly have a positive A sample ? One played last night - Could it be that the four players all attended the StKilda Music Festival and PARTIED - But ASADA testers only visited Collingwood on feb 10 - Doesn't mean that ASADA visited other clubs or the RIGHT clubs on february 10.