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I am still on the Demons train this finals series. But I am currently still a Wonder and it is highly unlikely that both teams in the top 4 will go out in straight sets. I'm trying to play the percentages here.Thought we would be able to count on your support, Ken.
Okeydoke7: So I've done a bit of reading on you and you have this brilliant media concept called - 'Sterge's Sweet F.A s**t Trucks'. Let's revive this classic, who will be the s**t-truck of this week?
Media - Sterge's Sweet F.A s**t trucks
In this ongoing media piece we will look at the biggest s**t trucks in the sweet fa each round. Find out who for whatever reason was complete garbage for the current sweet fa round and who will be crowned Sterge's official s**t truck of the season and win the grand prize of an actual s**t truck...www.bigfooty.com
Sterge: Well from what I can see, in my unbiased opinion, the answer is very clear... Back in Season 22-25 when I was captaining the Furies, we had one of the most engaged, active, fun teams in the league and that was because the senior players always prioritised giving opportunities to young players - that's why the Furies teams that I led produced superstars of the league like @NaturalDisaster, @Tigerturbulance and @manangatang. It's a very team-first attitude. There are very different priorities at the current Demons team. Look at @Tarkyn_24, immediately when finals comes around he demands to be in the full forward position to boost his individual goal tally. Tarks is definitely the s**t truck of the week because it's a selfish selection and teams that care more about individual records will never find premiership success.
Okeydoke7: That is such an astute observation Sterge, if there's one thing I cannot stand in this league, it is SELFISH players who put their individual ego above the needs of the team. Tarks and his band of insufferable fanboys spam the airwaves with media threads all about him and his goal tally. Anyone can kick 1047 goals if they play 550+ games in the forward line. He did this interview with @Hate counting down to 1000 goals and only managed 32 goals after playing an entire season at full forward. Fell short by about 30 goals. Heck, I was playing at forward pocket that season and kicked 34 goals which just goes to show how rubbish a Qooty player Tarks is. It's hilarious that he is so paranoid that I, a part-time forward who has spent half my career in the backline, is closing in on his goalkicking record.
Sterge: So we can agree that Tarks is definitely the s**t truck of the week?
Okeydoke7: Well actually my nominated s**t truck is my teammate @philreich. Big finals match against the Gumbies, the last time we met them in a final he missed a shot in the dying minutes to lose the team the game - first ever Swamprat finals loss to the Gumbies. He has a chance to right that wrong and he does a @Headless impression, ends up kicking 0.0. PULL YOUR HEAD IN PHIL! You're my s**t truck of the week!
Speaking of s**t trucks, @Headless is the biggest s**t truck of them all, he's back on the bench and expects to make the All-SFA team for sitting on the interchange what a joke.
SCS SENIORS Vs DEM SENIORS
SCS 6 1 12 5 13 8 14 13 97
DEM 5 0 6 2 13 5 19 7 121
SCS HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt DEM HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
paraaaa 0 4 1 3 0 0 1 0 0 18 moginie 0 3 2 5 2 0 0 0 0 33
Rodney Dan 0 7 4 8 0 0 2 0 0 43 Van_Dyke 0 4 2 4 0 0 1 0 0 23
Ticky009 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 5 Wosh 0 3 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 18
BloodySwan 0 9 1 8 6 4 1 1 0 77 cooney 0 6 4 7 0 0 1 0 0 41
okeydoke7 0 10 4 4 0 0 3 0 0 41 sausagerol 0 9 8 11 1 0 2 0 0 71
KinderSmoc 0 9 9 6 0 1 2 0 0 61 Bluelegs 0 9 4 8 4 0 1 0 0 68
jackster83 0 10 4 9 4 1 0 1 1 84 sante 0 13 9 14 1 0 1 0 0 95
GotTheGood 0 10 5 13 1 1 0 2 0 88 jmoo wan 0 11 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 63
The Jesus 0 9 9 10 1 1 1 0 0 76 Gralin 0 18 14 14 1 0 1 1 1 132
Power Raid 0 5 8 8 2 1 1 0 2 63 cats2rise 0 6 5 8 0 1 2 1 0 50
spookism 0 15 7 6 1 0 1 2 5 96 cartwright 0 3 1 3 0 1 1 0 0 16
edgie 0 11 6 5 0 1 1 2 1 72 Scythe94 0 9 5 7 0 0 1 0 0 53
Jewelsbon 0 1 0 1 2 0 0 1 0 19 DERO 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 3 0 31
GremioPowe 0 7 1 0 5 2 3 4 3 64 Tarkyn_24 0 11 2 1 0 1 0 8 3 93
Firestarte 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 PMBangers 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 0 30
Kennedy Pa 12 9 0 9 2 1 0 0 0 66 Hate 15 16 0 9 6 3 1 2 0 117
ant555 0 5 0 11 5 0 0 0 0 57 Yakker 0 9 0 13 10 5 0 1 2 106
RPCB 0 4 0 4 5 2 0 0 0 42 manangatan 0 11 0 12 7 5 2 0 1 85
philreich 0 2 2 2 0 0 0 1 0 22 DemonJim 0 11 2 7 2 0 1 0 0 58
HirdsTheWo 0 12 5 4 1 1 0 0 0 64 Headless 0 5 3 4 0 0 1 0 0 29
SCS DEM
Hitouts : 12 15
Kicks : 140 163
Marks : 67 69
Handballs : 112 136
Tackles : 35 35
Frees For : 16 16
Frees Ag. : 16 16
Smothers : 1 1
Ironouts : 12 8
Inside50 : 15 23
Goals : 14 19
Behinds : 13 7
First Quarter :
2.44 - Goal to philreich (SCS) - SCS by 6 point(s).
3.48 - Goal to Hate (DEM) - scores level.
4.25 - Goal to GotTheGoodes (SCS) - SCS by 6 point(s).
6.25 - Goal to spookism (SCS) - SCS by 12 point(s).
7.05 - Goal to edgie (SCS) - SCS by 18 point(s).
7.41 - Goal to GotTheGoodes (SCS) - SCS by 24 point(s).
13.04 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - SCS by 18 point(s).
14.25 - Goal to PMBangers (DEM) - SCS by 12 point(s).
15.51 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - SCS by 6 point(s).
19.58 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - scores level.
20.5 - Behind to Power Raid (SCS) - SCS by 1 point(s).
21.5 - Goal to Jewelsbon (SCS) - SCS by 7 point(s).
Second Quarter :
.03 - Behind to Power Raid (SCS) - SCS by 8 point(s).
2.54 - Goal to GremioPower (SCS) - SCS by 14 point(s).
7.12 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - SCS by 13 point(s).
8.24 - Behind to spookism (SCS) - SCS by 14 point(s).
8.49 - Goal to BloodySwan (SCS) - SCS by 20 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to spookism (SCS) - SCS by 26 point(s).
13.29 - Behind to spookism (SCS) - SCS by 27 point(s).
15.28 - Goal to PMBangers (DEM) - SCS by 21 point(s).
15.51 - Behind to jackster83 (SCS) - SCS by 22 point(s).
16.12 - Goal to GremioPower (SCS) - SCS by 28 point(s).
16.53 - Goal to edgie (SCS) - SCS by 34 point(s).
20.19 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - SCS by 33 point(s).
23.39 - Goal to jackster83 (SCS) - SCS by 39 point(s).
Third Quarter :
2.38 - Behind to spookism (SCS) - SCS by 40 point(s).
3.19 - Rushed behind to SCS - SCS by 41 point(s).
3.4 - Goal to GremioPower (SCS) - SCS by 47 point(s).
4.52 - Goal to Hate (DEM) - SCS by 41 point(s).
10.11 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - SCS by 35 point(s).
10.3 - Behind to Yakker (DEM) - SCS by 34 point(s).
11.46 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - SCS by 28 point(s).
13.03 - Goal to cats2rise (DEM) - SCS by 22 point(s).
15.1 - Rushed behind to DEM - SCS by 21 point(s).
17.34 - Behind to Yakker (DEM) - SCS by 20 point(s).
17.57 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - SCS by 14 point(s).
21.42 - Goal to Gralin (DEM) - SCS by 8 point(s).
22.25 - Behind to edgie (SCS) - SCS by 9 point(s).
23.55 - Goal to Yakker (DEM) - SCS by 3 point(s).
Final Quarter :
1.23 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - DEM by 3 point(s).
2.5 - Goal to PMBangers (DEM) - DEM by 9 point(s).
3.48 - Behind to GremioPower (SCS) - DEM by 8 point(s).
6.35 - Goal to DERO (DEM) - DEM by 14 point(s).
12.27 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - DEM by 15 point(s).
12.52 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (DEM) - DEM by 21 point(s).
14.37 - Behind to spookism (SCS) - DEM by 20 point(s).
15.1 - Behind to Firestarter (SCS) - DEM by 19 point(s).
15.53 - Behind to Gralin (DEM) - DEM by 20 point(s).
16.3 - Goal to DERO (DEM) - DEM by 26 point(s).
18.52 - Behind to GremioPower (SCS) - DEM by 25 point(s).
20.34 - Goal to GremioPower (SCS) - DEM by 19 point(s).
22.04 - Goal to DERO (DEM) - DEM by 25 point(s).
24.22 - Behind to spookism (SCS) - DEM by 24 point(s).
SCS
GremioPower 0 (On) Total : 100%
Rodney Dangerfield 0 (On) Total : 100%
paraaaa 0 (On) 5.26 (Off) 18.05 (On) 74.32 (Off) 75.1 (On) Total : 86%
HirdsTheWord 0 (On) 86.4 (Off) Total : 86%
okeydoke7 0 (On) Total : 100%
KinderSmock 0 (On) Total : 100%
jackster83 0 (On) 64.26 (Off) 74.32 (On) 82.12 (Off) 82.57 (On) Total : 89%
GotTheGoodes 0 (On) Total : 100%
The Jesus 0 (On) Total : 100%
Power Raid 0 (On) Total : 100%
spookism 0 (On) Total : 100%
edgie 0 (On) Total : 100%
Jewelsbon 0 (On) Total : 100%
philreich 0 (On) 75.1 (Off) 82.12 (On) 88.17 (Off) Total : 81%
Firestarter 0 (On) Total : 100%
Kennedy Parker 0 (On) Total : 100%
ant555 0 (On) Total : 100%
BloodySwan 0 (On) 57.1 (Off) 64.26 (On) 82.57 (Off) 86.4 (On) Total : 89%
Ticky009 0 (Off) 5.26 (On) 18.05 (Off) 88.17 (On) Total : 24%
RPCB 0 (Off) 57.1 (On) Total : 42%
DEM
Van_Dyke 0 (On) 17.12 (Off) 25.13 (On) 49.41 (Off) 50.13 (On) Total : 91%
Wosh 0 (On) 50.13 (Off) 95.08 (On) Total : 55%
manangatang 0 (On) Total : 100%
DemonJim 0 (On) 42.46 (Off) 49.41 (On) 95.08 (Off) Total : 88%
jmoo wan 0 (On) Total : 100%
Bluelegs 0 (On) Total : 100%
sante 0 (On) Total : 100%
sausageroll 0 (On) Total : 100%
Gralin 0 (On) Total : 100%
cats2rise 0 (On) Total : 100%
cooney 0 (On) 26.05 (Off) 42.46 (On) Total : 83%
Scythe94 0 (On) Total : 100%
DERO 0 (On) Total : 100%
Tarkyn_24 0 (On) Total : 100%
PMBangers 0 (On) Total : 100%
Hate 0 (On) Total : 100%
Yakker 0 (On) 34.16 (Off) 44.07 (On) Total : 90%
moginie 0 (On) 25.13 (Off) 34.16 (On) 44.07 (Off) 58.4 (On) Total : 76%
cartwright 0 (Off) 26.05 (On) 58.4 (Off) 76.45 (On) Total : 55%
Headless 0 (Off) 17.12 (On) 76.45 (Off) Total : 58%
Total : 3600 Average : 90