thewizardmelon
Norm Smith Medallist
- Mar 12, 2021
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ITS FINALS TIME, BABY!
Congrats - your team has made it to the last 6 of 12 teams in a randomised simulation online game of football, what an astounding and massive achievement!
In all seriousness though - It is well documented, that there is so only much that Qooty skills on game day will do for you in this farmers league. The key to gaining an advantage is via subterfuge. In the effort to keep this a fair and unbiased competition still, I have done the dirty work for you lot, sneaking into each training facility during the early hours of Monday morning and taking snapshots of what’s on the team boards…so finalists, once again, you can just thank me later for the tireless, thankless work that is Melon journalism.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS
The Rats have turned their bad luck in the last few seasons around through the hard work of indelible presence and fearless leaders, philreich jackster83 BloodySwan and okeydoke7
Having the 3rd lowest percentage in the entire SFA would usually have you on the outside looking in, but this group has made a habit of winning the close ones and making the improbable look silly. A squad so talented they worried for the league's ability to handle their star FF so sent him to CHB, no one is really quite sure how the Rats are in the top 4. But they're here and standing in their way of a prelim is a team that fell into finals by accident and should be no match in what is undoubtedly going to be a low scoring, bruising affair.
Mount Buller are also in this matchup.
But Melon, where are the patented secrets, I hear you ask? Well given you made it to the end of the post and definitely didn't skip to the end, here is the reward for your efforts
THE SECRET FORMULA*
*Definitely proven to win you the game, 50% of the time
Captains, do the team sheet thing by Thursday 11:59pm AWST jackster83 manangatang
Good luck!
Congrats - your team has made it to the last 6 of 12 teams in a randomised simulation online game of football, what an astounding and massive achievement!
In all seriousness though - It is well documented, that there is so only much that Qooty skills on game day will do for you in this farmers league. The key to gaining an advantage is via subterfuge. In the effort to keep this a fair and unbiased competition still, I have done the dirty work for you lot, sneaking into each training facility during the early hours of Monday morning and taking snapshots of what’s on the team boards…so finalists, once again, you can just thank me later for the tireless, thankless work that is Melon journalism.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS
The Rats have turned their bad luck in the last few seasons around through the hard work of indelible presence and fearless leaders, philreich jackster83 BloodySwan and okeydoke7
Having the 3rd lowest percentage in the entire SFA would usually have you on the outside looking in, but this group has made a habit of winning the close ones and making the improbable look silly. A squad so talented they worried for the league's ability to handle their star FF so sent him to CHB, no one is really quite sure how the Rats are in the top 4. But they're here and standing in their way of a prelim is a team that fell into finals by accident and should be no match in what is undoubtedly going to be a low scoring, bruising affair.
Mount Buller are also in this matchup.
But Melon, where are the patented secrets, I hear you ask? Well given you made it to the end of the post and definitely didn't skip to the end, here is the reward for your efforts
THE SECRET FORMULA*
*Definitely proven to win you the game, 50% of the time
Captains, do the team sheet thing by Thursday 11:59pm AWST jackster83 manangatang
Good luck!
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