Toast The Singles Thread...

[Sublime]

Pretty much there just needs a little more social acceptance and less catfish paranoia

If you're gonna go online and fall in love with someone overseas or so far away that you have no way of verifying them as a genuine person, then the catfish aspect is always going to be an issue. Using the internet to find local people helps with that.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I know 4 or 5 people who've met their husbands or wives online.

 

[happydude]

If you're gonna go online and fall in love with someone overseas or so far away that you have no way of verifying them as a genuine person, then the catfish aspect is always going to be an issue. Using the internet to find local people helps with that.

Yea but there is always that paranoia and stigma. I know a few people that have met online.

I have friends I've met online. It's working it's way in but soon it will be the norm.

 

[BlueBelle]

Any more details forthcoming?

Just seeing how things go

 

[AceAndy]

I'm single as well.

Maybe you can have your wedding with the blues doing a guard of honour.

It was tongue in cheek.

Which part was tongue in cheek JR40 ? You being single or the wedding suggestion.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

If I was single i would be absolutely pillaging Tinder on a daily basis, alas

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

If I was single i would be absolutely pillaging Tinder on a daily basis, alas

I didn't end up meeting anyone off tinder. Too many creeps.

 

[AceAndy]

If I was single i would be absolutely pillaging Tinder on a daily basis, alas

Take note single folks - Tinder is the go

 

[HBF]

Take note single folks - Tinder is the go

Just go old school - get to a bar and see if you've got any game.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Just go old school - get to a bar and see if you've got any game.

Yeah, cos that's what you did...

 

[HBF]

Yeah, cos that's what you did...

I was thinking that dude at the bar we were at on Saturday night could give some on the single fellas on BF some sound advice.
According to him, he was getting heaps of h*@d......

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I was thinking that dude at the bar we were at on Saturday night could give some on the single fellas on BF some sound advice.
According to him, he was getting heaps of h*@d......

Hahaha he wasn't having sex though. He only does that with girls he likes.

 

[HBF]

Hahaha he wasn't having sex though. He only does that with girls he likes.

I'm amazed he could even put two words together if his form on Saturday night is any guide. To say he was pretty drunk was an understatement.

 

[AceAndy]

Hahaha he wasn't having sex though. He only does that with girls he likes.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

HBF can explain. I'm still at work

 

[FlowersByIrene]

I didn't end up meeting anyone off tinder. Too many creeps.

Yes but you're a girl MEB, tinder is for boys and girl with questionable inhibitions

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Questions for the girls on tinder

If I hit you up with a

" Look this profile is obviously a fake, but if you could just give me the name of the model you used for your pictures, that would be great"

Are you
A. Smitten
B. Playfully intrigued
C. Utterly flattered
D. Immediately attracted to me
E. All of the above

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Yes but you're a girl MEB, tinder is for boys and girl with questionable inhibitions

That was my problem, I don't do one night stands...which means I'm utterly unattractive to 98% of the dudes on there.

 

[AceAndy]

That was my problem, I don't do one night stands...which means I'm utterly unattractive to 98% of the dudes on there.

I would imagine that is the attraction of Tinder.

 

[Sublime]

You're getting it all wrong.

The primary use of tinder is for people to make 'hilarious' opening lines to people on tinder, screenshot them and upload them to the internet in order to score loads of internet points and become 'famous'.

The secondary use of tinder is the bump uglies with someone of the appropriate sex for you.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

You're getting it all wrong.

The primary use of tinder is for people to make 'hilarious' opening lines to people on tinder, screenshot them and upload them to the internet in order to score loads of internet points and become 'famous'.

The secondary use of tinder is the bump uglies with someone of the appropriate sex for you.

Some gems that I received:

• will you be my tinderella?
• keen for pole?
• DTF?
• What's the dirtiest thing you've ever done? Hello? You there?
• Lucky for you I only do Carlton chicks
• Carlton are s**t!!!!!

etc etc

 

[Sublime]

Some gems that I received:

• will you be my tinderella?
• keen for pole?
• DTF?
• What's the dirtiest thing you've ever done? Hello? You there?
• Lucky for you I only do Carlton chicks
• Carlton are s**t!!!!!

etc etc

That sounds about right. A bunch of the people are on there pretty much for comedic reasons because it's so easy to do.

It's your fault anyway, you swiped right on them

 

[JamisonRun40]

AA The wedding option

 

[AceAndy]

AA The wedding option

An actual single person posting in the Singles Thread, who'd have thunk it

 

[happydude]

If you sit on my face I'll eat my way to your heart.



That's appropriate for tinder