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  1. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player # 7: Indefatigable Zach Merrett (c) - Your ANZAC Day Medallist - 25/4

    I'll always fondly recall that thread on the polls board in years past that put Merrett up against his peers as the best players out of the 2013 draft, along with Kelly, Cripps, and Bont; and how much everyone sneered and were so emphatic he wasn't fit to tie those other players' bootlaces...
  2. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player # 1: Andrew "Pidge" McGrath (Vice-Captain)

    I was at the game and watched from on high, so saw all the play unfold, plus I've watched the replay in full. I've been extremely critical of McGrath's disposal in the past but yesterday I genuinely can't remember a single dump kick all game, and I also specifically remember numerous examples...
  3. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player # 2: Sam Draper

    I cannot believe the bullshit spouted about this bloke on here. Had an off week and all of a sudden he's the whipping boy extraordinaire! Unreal. People completely forget how us dropping off the perch last year correlated almost precisely with Draper's injury. Now, correlation isn't always...
  4. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player #25: Jake Stringer

    Allahu akbar!
  5. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player #22: Sam Durham - Pendlebury confesses to soiling himself - 26/5

    this *en guy... Unreal
  6. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 7 - Bombers v Pies Thurs April 25th 3:20pm AEST (MCG)

    couldn't agree more. Draw is a legitimate result that adds to the tapestry of the ladder. If you wanted a win, you should have kicked an extra point or goal. When you need a result, like in finals, it's perfect to have extra time. It would just be silly in H&A, which despite the pomp, is all...
  7. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Autopsy RND 7: Draw Against The Pies

    Brad pulled a coaching masterstroke with that move of Martin forward in the last. Nearly won us the game. Faaaarken bit flat at the ground with no songs. Beats losing though, and is great given our percentage
  8. Lance Uppercut

    Oppo Camp Non-Essendon Football Thread XVII

    yeah it's the classic juxtaposition, isn't it? Rachele gets crucified all week while Greene gets done for merely bracing against a player who "did the right thing" by showing courage. Honestly, the players are in an impossible position here
  9. Lance Uppercut

    Oppo Camp Non-Essendon Football Thread XVII

    I now just want a player to pull out of a marking contest (preferably not an EFC one!) and see how the commentary unfolds from that
  10. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 7 - Bombers v Pies Thurs April 25th 3:20pm AEST (MCG)

    hard to be confident in this game. Ever
  11. Lance Uppercut

    Oppo Camp Non-Essendon Football Thread XVII

    give 'em half each, you reckon? :D
  12. Lance Uppercut

    Peter Wright contact with Harry Cunningham: Pleads Guilty and Receives 4 Week Suspension

    cheers, that's a good point and I reckon that's a fair bit of it. Not inconceivable both players could brace I guess. Would love to see how that would turn out, academically speaking. By the same token, I'd be interested in seeing whether the brace is the deciding factor. If Wright/Greene...
  13. Lance Uppercut

    Oppo Camp Non-Essendon Football Thread XVII

    re Toby Greene and Peter Wright: I want to know what happens if there is a similar type incident, but where the leading player is concussed by the player backing back into the contest. Let's say by a head clash or similar. Less likely, sure; but entirely conceivable. What is the outcome here...
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    Peter Wright contact with Harry Cunningham: Pleads Guilty and Receives 4 Week Suspension

    I want to know what happens if there is a similar type incident, but where the leading player is concussed by the player backing back into the contest. Let's say by a head clash or similar. Less likely, sure; but entirely conceivable. What is the outcome here? I appreciate the leading...
  15. Lance Uppercut

    Win Prizes Fremantle competition: Make a player poster!

    What Higgs said. It's funny because it's spew
  16. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player # 2: Sam Draper

    Lol @ the hate
  17. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 6 - Crows v Bombers Fri April 19th 7:40pm AEST (AO)

    Would need to not win a final for another 50 years!!
  18. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 6 - Crows v Bombers Fri April 19th 7:40pm AEST (AO)

    don't celebrate a close win 😂
  19. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 6 - Crows v Bombers Fri April 19th 7:40pm AEST (AO)

    Yeah, they had no control over playing poorly in the first half
  20. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Toast RND 6: Win Against The Crows

    Caldwell loves his abs 😂
  21. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 6 - Crows v Bombers Fri April 19th 7:40pm AEST (AO)

    Why did the clock stop after that deliberate until he kicked it??
  22. Lance Uppercut

    Game Day Round 6 - Adelaide v Essendon, Adelaide Oval, Friday 19/4/24, 7.40pm AEST

    Dons looking good though. Keep wit up and the rewards will come!
  23. Lance Uppercut

    Game Day Round 6 - Adelaide v Essendon, Adelaide Oval, Friday 19/4/24, 7.40pm AEST

    There was a free halfway through that quarter thats was 100% paid only because of the noise of affirmation
  24. Lance Uppercut

    Coach Is Clarkson a supercoach or did he just get lucky at the Hawks? Has his time come and gone?

    Look, he did revolutionize the game with his full ground defence, no worries. But the threepeat was a clear accident of history, due to the entry of the expansion teams, and subsequently Clarkson has been severely overregarded as a coach as a result. Got very lucky. Absolute psychopath in the...
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